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Discovery channel are bad for dramatizing things out of nothing. That ice pilots is one example. One bit the guys is fine then a snow storms hits. Narrator if he doesn't get out this he could die. f**k we all know he lives and makes it out alive otherwise it won't be shown f**k off f**k right off

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Sky Atlantic are particularly bad for this. You're watching a show which is coming to an end, all of a sudden, you get an announcer telling you what's coming next or later that week TALKING OVER THE FUCKING DIALOGUE OF THE PROGRAMME YOU'RE WATCHING.

f**k right fucking off.

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In the middle of seasons, for some reason US TV starts putting repeats on instead of new episodes.

Recently guilty, Sleepy Hollow, blacklist, Agents of SHIELD, Elementary.

Damn annoying it is

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That Stock Melts advert. There's something really weird about small children saying how they're made with real meat juices. Why would a child care?

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Discovery channel are bad for dramatizing things out of nothing. That ice pilots is one example. One bit the guys is fine then a snow storms hits. Narrator if he doesn't get out this he could die. f**k we all know he lives and makes it out alive otherwise it won't be shown f**k off f**k right off

I was watching shark week about some insane fishermen that go down into great white infested waters to cut off some abalone that is only in season when the sharks are migrating. They were reports of sharks in the area and he went down anyway. I was thinking the same thing, f**k off, there making shite up. Then they said sadly he got munched by two sharks. Yaaas! mon the sharks.

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Yeah, if you've got a shit job get pissed and dress up like a weirdo.

Great message.

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Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, Film 4. Smiley lives in a luxury apartment/house in Knightsbridge or Mayfair kind of area. In the the books he's in wee semi in Suburbia. His silence to polite questions and remarks would earn him a punch in the mouth and definitely his cover blown.

P.S. After finish, not a bad adaptation.

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Essentially everything. Nothing but shite programs & shite adverts. I only watch a few select programs and mainly watch SSN & any good movies that are on most of the time

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The tune in that RBS advert - Does my nut in ( it's on the radio as well )

What is it supposed to be ? Who sings sh1te like that ? most annoying advert tune ever...

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That hotels 4 U advert with that Brummy twat screeching "anything for you cupcake" to that utter bus of a woman. Would throw Molotov Cocktails at them both.

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That hotels 4 U advert with that Brummy twat screeching "anything for you cupcake" to that utter bus of a woman. Would throw Molotov Cocktails at them both.

Beat me to it, was going to post about that. However it's not "anything for you cupcake", it's, "ANYTHING FA YAO COOPCAKE".

Also, that Amazon Assist advert is absolutely cringeworthy.

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That hotels 4 U advert with that Brummy twat screeching "anything for you cupcake" to that utter bus of a woman. Would throw Molotov Cocktails at them both.

Beat me to it, was going to post about that. However it's not "anything for you cupcake", it's, "ANYTHING FA YAO COOPCAKE".

I posted that on the last page. I was quite surprised no one else commented on it so its good to see other folk who hate it.

That accent is frequently voted the worst in britain so its weird they picked it...although I suppose its done its job in that we remember the ad!

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Sorry if this has already been mentioned, but I just saw the Andrex Washlets advert for the first time.

Bloody hell.

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The postcode lottery advert.

"Derek were aff to benidarrrm"

No your not. And Derek probably placed a restraining order on you ya daft bint

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I caught 'The voice' for the first time yesterday.

Ricky Wilson came across as a creepy sleazy b*****d.

Can you imagine being trapped in a lift with him and Will .I.am ...... :shutup

It really is an utter f**k up of a show, i saw it last night as my wife and wee girl like it and the people they choose make no sense whatsoever, some girl sang an Amy winehouse number and murdered it and they were all fawning over her saying she was fantastic and wonderful, the next clip was a proffesional singer singing Skyfall and did well and nobody took her......, terrible show really.

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Can you imagine being trapped in a lift with him and Will .I.am ...... :shutup

It really is an utter f**k up of a show, i saw it last night as my wife and wee girl like it and the people they choose make no sense whatsoever, some girl sang an Amy winehouse number and murdered it and they were all fawning over her saying she was fantastic and wonderful, the next clip was a proffesional singer singing Skyfall and did well and nobody took her......, terrible show really.

My girlfriend watches it, so I have to suffer it occasionally.

It's brutally shite. The judges are c***s, the contestants are wankers and the audience are cretins.

I have a new found hatred for Kylie Minogue.

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