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Tattoo Fixers. Not a programme I usually watch but I saw it last night and I despair for the future of this country.

One guy had a tattoo on his thigh of a cartoon penis chasing a vagina (both with legs). He was worried about it because he couldn't wear shorts when he was taking charge of a boys' football team. One of the tattooists said what everybody was thinking: that if she had a son she wouldn't let him anywhere near a guy with a tattoo like that.

A 40-year-old woman called Shelly liked acrostics and when she was a teenager had come up with one for her own name and had it tattooed on her shoulder. I forget all the words but S was Sexy, Y was Yeah! and one of the Ls was Luscious - except that the spelling was wrong! (They'd missed out the C.) Nobody mentioned that to her...

Best/worst one was a young guy who came back from his dad's stag weekend in Magaluf with an unwanted souvenir. Apparently his dad and granddad got him pissed and took him to a tattoo parlour where he ended up with 'CUM IN MY BUM' on one cheek and an arrow on the other, pointing to his arsehole. Thanks, dad.

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A friend's son went on holiday with mates to Ibiza, where they got him a tattoo when he was plastered. Written across his shoulder blades was "Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later". He's straight btw.

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She's the business. That cheeky smile......

Julia Bradbury swilling Ouzo and Raki and flirting with Greek men on STV on Friday evenings is alright.

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Just finished watching dead water fell and thought it was shit. Almost nothing happens after the first episode apart from a few half arsed plot twists that don’t materialise to anything followed by a rushed ending that offers no twist whatsoever. Avoid.

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Way late on this, but The kid who plays John in the new Gammon-triggering Wurzel Gummidge is a looky-likey for Brittany Howard from Alabama Shakes.

 

Edit: it’s an absolute delight. Oddly enough, it has a distinct Detectorists feel, but that’s because Mackenzie Crook directed both.

 

 

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Channel 4, tomorrow night (Thursday) - Barrymore : The Body In The Pool.

2 hour forensic documentary on the unexplained death of Stuart Lubbock, the subsequent investigation, and the fact that no-one has ever even been arrested, far less charged or convicted.

Heard the documentary producer interviewed at length on the radio today, and he made it sound really interesting. 

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17 hours ago, Boghead ranter said:

Channel 4, tomorrow night (Thursday) - Barrymore : The Body In The Pool.

2 hour forensic documentary on the unexplained death of Stuart Lubbock, the subsequent investigation, and the fact that no-one has ever even been arrested, far less charged or convicted.

Heard the documentary producer interviewed at length on the radio today, and he made it sound really interesting. 

I have a feeling that this, or a documentary very much like it, was on the TV about 5 years ago. I think these producers were banking on Barrymore staying on Dancing on Ice.

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Channel 4, tomorrow night (Thursday) - Barrymore : The Body In The Pool.
2 hour forensic documentary on the unexplained death of Stuart Lubbock, the subsequent investigation, and the fact that no-one has ever even been arrested, far less charged or convicted.
Heard the documentary producer interviewed at length on the radio today, and he made it sound really interesting. 

Must be really damaging towards Barrymore as his lawyers released a statement this afternoon denying any wrong doing on his behalf.

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On 05/02/2020 at 20:46, Boghead ranter said:

Channel 4, tomorrow night (Thursday) - Barrymore : The Body In The Pool.

2 hour forensic documentary on the unexplained death of Stuart Lubbock, the subsequent investigation, and the fact that no-one has ever even been arrested, far less charged or convicted.

Heard the documentary producer interviewed at length on the radio today, and he made it sound really interesting. 

Just done a bit of digging on this. Looks like a niece  of mine was at the party that night.😧

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On 05/02/2020 at 20:46, Boghead ranter said:

Channel 4, tomorrow night (Thursday) - Barrymore : The Body In The Pool.

2 hour forensic documentary on the unexplained death of Stuart Lubbock, the subsequent investigation, and the fact that no-one has ever even been arrested, far less charged or convicted.

Heard the documentary producer interviewed at length on the radio today, and he made it sound really interesting. 

Started watching this. Surprise surprise the News of the World coming across as b*****ds! 

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5 hours ago, Albertlegend said:

Started watching this. Surprise surprise the News of the World coming across as b*****ds! 

Seriously. What the f**k is wrong with that journalist?

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Also, Barrymore definitely knows something, and in all likelihood was involved.

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He didn't have those anal injuries when he left my house in the ambulance,  they must have been inflicted afterwards.

A - I doubt the paramedics are either nonces or necrophiliacs. 

B - how the f**k could Barrymore assert that , he fled the scene as soon as he saw a dead body in his pool, left his 'guests' to deal with everything.

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The BBC’s fashion correspondent (or someone like that) is banging on and on about how brave and virtuous it was for Joaquin Phoenix to wear the same suit twice, and how great it was for some nomark costume design to get everyone to sign her suit to raise money for Derek Jarman’s cottage in Dungeness. Insufferable.

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The guy on The Chase last night was a total dickhead. The first 3 players were knocked out then he decides to take the low offer of £241. Thankfully he made an arse of his Final Chase and scored 8 which Anne caught in about 40 seconds. Seemingly he is a regular member of the audience on the Jeremy Vine show.

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