Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 On 20/07/2021 at 12:12, 19QOS19 said: Watching Island Medics and they're in Shetland. There's a Norwegian guy in hospital and I can understand him more than the locals. I once had a girlfriend who was originally from Shetland but had moved to Elgin when she was about 2 (I was about 11 at the time). She then pissed off back to Shetland for a year and came back to Elgin speaking a hydbrid English/Norwegian, calling apples piri montys or some fucking nonsense. I made my excuses and went off with her best mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 38 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I once had a girlfriend who was originally from Shetland but had moved to Elgin when she was about 2 (I was about 11 at the time). She then pissed off back to Shetland for a year and came back to Elgin speaking a hydbrid English/Norwegian, calling apples piri montys or some fucking nonsense. I made my excuses and went off with her best mate. erm..... 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: erm..... Elgin m9 anything goes. Spoiler Of course she was 2 when I was 2 and our stars crossed she 11. Edited July 21, 2021 by Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Elgin m9 anything goes. Reveal hidden contents Of course she was 2 when I was 2 and our stars crossed she 11. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 I once had a girlfriend who was originally from Shetland but had moved to Elgin when she was about 2 (I was about 11 at the time). She then pissed off back to Shetland for a year and came back to Elgin speaking a hydbrid English/Norwegian, calling apples piri montys or some fucking nonsense. I made my excuses and went off with her best mate.You're not a 31 year old that plays for Everton are you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 Have they not been repeating that same series for years now?Possibly. I rarely watch daytime tele tbh. Today's: Lassie on C5 news complaining about almost losing her nose after botox. She's sitting talking with a pair of big stupid fucking lips which she has had done after the botox. Clearly the experience never put her off then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 12 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Possibly. I rarely watch daytime tele tbh. Today's: Lassie on C5 news complaining about almost losing her nose after botox. She's sitting talking with a pair of big stupid fucking lips which she has had done after the botox. Clearly the experience never put her off then. How is she going to find Timmy with no nose? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Empty It said: 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I once had a girlfriend who was originally from Shetland but had moved to Elgin when she was about 2 (I was about 11 at the time). She then pissed off back to Shetland for a year and came back to Elgin speaking a hydbrid English/Norwegian, calling apples piri montys or some fucking nonsense. I made my excuses and went off with her best mate. You're not a 31 year old that plays for Everton are you? Yes, yes I am. Spoiler Anything to get my age down bit tbf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 Just tuned into The Nine for the first time ever. The presenters accents are full blown Malcolm Malcolm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 16 hours ago, Empty It said: 20 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I once had a girlfriend who was originally from Shetland but had moved to Elgin when she was about 2 (I was about 11 at the time). She then pissed off back to Shetland for a year and came back to Elgin speaking a hydbrid English/Norwegian, calling apples piri montys or some fucking nonsense. I made my excuses and went off with her best mate. You're not a 31 year old that plays for Everton are you? Again, Everton? Has his club been identified? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 19 minutes ago, GordonD said: Again, Everton? Has his club been identified? Yes https://www.evertonfc.com/news/2193203/club-statement 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 It's Clarkson On TV is bloody awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 Mo Gilligan. First time I've seen this pish...and the last. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 Just saw that Anne Robinson is now the presenter of Countdown. She's absolutely brutal. Nick Hewer was hardly the smoothest in the role, but she's taken stilted "conversation" to a new level. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Starting episode 3 of this Peru 2 documentary and whilst it’s obviously told from Michaela’s point of view, Melissa does seem like an arsehole, defo knew a lot more of what was going on than Michaela did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 On 26/07/2021 at 06:48, Mark Connolly said: Just saw that Anne Robinson is now the presenter of Countdown. She's absolutely brutal. Nick Hewer was hardly the smoothest in the role, but she's taken stilted "conversation" to a new level. I thought she was Roger from American Dad when I first watched the programme. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 I've developed a thing for Aisling Bea and the rather milfey Sharon Horgan through Series 1 of 'This Way Up' (on C4), so imagine my delight at realising that Series 2 is basically an extended light porno starring those two. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 5 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: I've developed a thing for Aisling Bea and the rather milfey Sharon Horgan through Series 1 of 'This Way Up' (on C4), so imagine my delight at realising that Series 2 is basically an extended light porno starring those two. I definitely wouldn't recommend the attached video of Aisling dancing in her pants on Taskmaster 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 24 Hours in Police Custody mini series (2 episodes). Last couple of weeks was a stabbing murder where, spoilers, two morons grass each other up in floods of tears. Interesting seeing it unravel yet tragic too as they are all so young. This week’s one breaks down what happens when customs in France find some heroin that was heading for a sleepy farm building outside London. Encrypted phones, covert surveillance and many morons in terrible polo shirts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 6 hours ago, Shandon Par said: 24 Hours in Police Custody mini series (2 episodes). Last couple of weeks was a stabbing murder where, spoilers, two morons grass each other up in floods of tears. Interesting seeing it unravel yet tragic too as they are all so young. This week’s one breaks down what happens when customs in France find some heroin that was heading for a sleepy farm building outside London. Encrypted phones, covert surveillance and many morons in terrible polo shirts. New series? I watched that for the first time last series and was surprised how good it was. Did anyone see the similar type of show for undercover cops shutting down human trafficking, Brazillian girls I'm brothels and stuff? Was a 3 partner. My question is when the undercover police went in to the brothels to confirm the ladies were offering sex work how did they get back out without causing a mini scene? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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