Jacksgranda Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 10 hours ago, Rugster said: Our illustrious leader @SlipperyP is conspicuous by his absence. I hope he’s ok. Did he not say there would be no league tables until Thursday? Mind you it's now Saturday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaspianChris Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 Monday 8 Tuesday 5 Wednesday 7 Thursday 7 Friday9 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 23, 2020 Author Share Posted May 23, 2020 (edited) WHERE THE RUDDY f**k ARE MY LEAGUE TABLES?!?! I'm pretty sure I'm promoted. Edit: Seriously though, I hope slippers is okay. I don't mind filling in - but I don't want to be cutting his grass either. I'll leave it till this evening to see if he's reappeared). Maybe this'll work. @SlipperyP Edited May 23, 2020 by Cardinal Richelieu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 WHERE THE RUDDY f**k ARE MY LEAGUE TABLES?!?! I'm pretty sure I'm promoted. Edit: Seriously though, I hope slippers is okay. I don't mind filling in - but I don't want to be cutting his grass either. I'll leave it till this evening to see if he's reappeared). Maybe this'll work. [mention=29470]SlipperyP[/mention]The board are currently reviewing the situation and an update will be made to all member clubs later today. Not heard from slips, hopefully all is well with him. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 Good afternoon members, Unfortunately @SlipperyP remains unresponsive but I think it's the middle of the night where he is just now. As such, the committee have carried out the league tabling duties and come to the conclusion that no playoff will take place this weekend. Please see below for the league champions and relegation bulletin, attached final league standings have also been included with this update. The World Super League Our congratulations to White Rose Killie who claim an unprecedented 20th league title. Our commiserations go to Alan1993 who have been relegated. The most difficult decision in regards to the WSL comes in relation to geaky who are also unfortunately automatically relegated in 13th position. The 2nd Division League We offer congratulations to Leeds Saint who claim a 4th league title. Also promoted are Salvo Montalbano, very well done. Unfortunately after no shows (their names were still in the tables, dunno if they've long since given up though?) Tynierose & LiviLion have been relegated from the 2nd Division League. The Pontins League Finally, our congratulations are also extended to Blootoon87, claiming a first ever league title, and mathematics who have been promoted from the Pontins League. LincolnHearts officially takes the wooden spoon, but again i think this may a club who have withdrawn their registration. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 @LincolnHearts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 23, 2020 Author Share Posted May 23, 2020 Woah..... @NJ2 ... the league tables look lovely and all that, but is it not 3 up 3 down!? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geaky Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 I will be talking to my legal team about this expulsion! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 Woah..... [mention=73487]NJ2[/mention] ... the league tables look lovely and all that, but is it not 3 up 3 down!?Is it? Ah f**k, well no this week it’s no. I will be talking to my legal team about this expulsion!The board did review all the options but this is what the member clubs voted for. Something about a fax machine and WhatsApp not received...Did genuinely think about scrapping relegation but then folk winning the leagues would sue us as well 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 42-team SUPERLEAGUE imminent, IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 23, 2020 Author Share Posted May 23, 2020 1 hour ago, NJ2 said: Is it? Ah f**k, well no this week it’s no. I might have made a bit of a baws of the leagues, but I'm pretty sure I never changed the rules at the 11th hour!! I'm away to form a splinter league. Who's in? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: I'm away to form a splinter league. Who's in? Edited May 23, 2020 by Bully Wee Villa 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 10 hours ago, NJ2 said: The World Super League Our congratulations to White Rose Killie who claim an unprecedented 20th league title. Unprecedented...apart from Alang1993 who has won it 22 times 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 2 hours ago, NJ2 said: Is it? Ah f**k, well no this week it’s no. The board did review all the options but this is what the member clubs voted for. Something about a fax machine and WhatsApp not received... Did genuinely think about scrapping relegation but then folk winning the leagues would sue us as well I think @mathematics or possibly @cyderspacemanshould be top of the Pontins on QD with @Blootoon87 3rd. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 24, 2020 Author Share Posted May 24, 2020 I formally demand a SUPERLEAGUE. Otherwise I'm taking my ball and going home (or the modern day equivalent, deleting the thread). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 Unprecedented...apart from Alang1993 who has won it 22 times I was thinking the same - also, his having missed a day surely deserves an asterisk against this one, in these troubled times.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silky Si McFly Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 30 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: I formally demand a SUPERLEAGUE. Otherwise I'm taking my ball and going home (or the modern day equivalent, deleting the thread). I'd be up for a superleague, oh wait I didn't get relegated. Wait a minute, I support a superleague the week I get relegated 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pleslie99 Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 Iv avoided a play off thanks to the change in rules of 2 down rather than 3 and also the fact 2 guys are AWOL in division 2! I think the committee has done a sterling job and should be given a pay rise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 Unprecedented...apart from Alang1993 who has won it 22 times How am I supposed to know all the presidents?! I formally demand a SUPERLEAGUE. Otherwise I'm taking my ball and going home (or the modern day equivalent, deleting the thread). Consideration has been given for a SUPERMEGALEAGUE but apparently this isn’t the right time for reconstruction and all those b*****ds voted against it so there. Will see how the numbers are next week and maybe shuffle the pack the week after that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 I think@mathematics or possibly [mention=40148]cyderspaceman[/mention]should be top of the Pontins on QD with [mention=35135]Blootoon87[/mention] 3rd.Looks fine as it is. I've already cleared space on the mantelpiece. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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