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21 minutes ago, BFTD said:

Liking to decorate your house with random corpses is bad enough, but if someone expresses an interest in using the body of their own pet, it's time to run screaming.

Jeffrey Dahmer in the making.

I have had so many pets and can understand that you get fond of them and it's sad when they pass away.

However, turning them into an ornament or drone is disgusting. 

Whatever happened to burying them in the garden?

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7 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said:

I have had so many pets and can understand that you get fond of them and it's sad when they pass away.

However, turning them into an ornament or drone is disgusting. 

Whatever happened to burying them in the garden?

Or flushing them down the toilet?

That cat needed broken up with more than a wire coat hanger.

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13 hours ago, Richey Edwards said:

 

Have any P&Bers ever make cheese out of their partner's breast milk?

I wonder how that conversation with the other half goes. "Now, you know how you're trying to cut down on the shopping bill? Well, we're out of cheese, which got me thinking..."

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5 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

Have any P&Bers ever make cheese out of their partner's breast milk?

I wonder how that conversation with the other half goes. "Now, you know how you're trying to cut down on the shopping bill? Well, we're out of cheese, which got me thinking..."

Do you want a black pudding recipe?

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2 minutes ago, Rizzo said:

My brother in law's cat got a proper viking funeral in the Forth and Clyde canal because he lived in a flat and had no garden to bury it.

 

I missed the word 'cat' when reading this.  Just as well I reread it out of disbelief.

Still on the verge of tears laughing at that cat drone btw.

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On 04/03/2022 at 14:13, Newbornbairn said:

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I once posted this photo of my dug on Facebook with a comment about her being stuffed and ready for mounting. It was a little disturbing how many people took me seriously.

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Whenever I need a wee chuckle to brighten me up, this thread is absolute catnip.

See if the bible was full of inventive, artistic taxidermic reimaginings of all the folk in it that were murdered, I'm sure the world would be a very happy place.

(Granted, some religions might be slightly queasy about Auntie Joan becoming Auntie Drone, but you get my point............)

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