IrishBhoy Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Hate when commentators or supporters say things like 'well if you were to offer him the draw just now he would take it' or 'he'd have bitten your hand off had you offered him 3rd place'. We'll you can't fuckin offer him anything you space cadet. Shut up about 'offering' things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Duck Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 The ball gathered pace on the wet turf. (If that were true we're wasting millions looking for sources of renewable energy. Just make a turbine out of a ball going round a loop of wet grass, the true secret of perpetual motion.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 The ball gathered pace on the wet turf. (If that were true we're wasting millions looking for sources of renewable energy. Just make a turbine out of a ball going round a loop of wet grass, the true secret of perpetual motion.) This one has always irritated me. You sometimes hear the ball accelerated away from him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killie_lad Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 The ball squirted away from him - Alan green Monkey off their back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCelt67 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Whenever an English club is losing in a European match, commentator just has to mention either Man Utds comeback against Munich or Liverpools comeback against Milan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 "wonderkid" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kejan Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 ''What about Greece?'' Maybe not those words, but any pishy team who is sound at the back and playing horrible football yet grind out results being refered with the Euro 2004 winnners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 "You can never count out the Germans". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 ...galvanised... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 "You can never count out the Germans". They will be there or thereabouts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callum-ayr Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Do the Germans miss penalties? Do the English score penalties? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 The magic of the FA Cup. Unless it's a properly big game, like the Arsenal-Spurs match that's on the telly now, most FA Cup ties are played in half empty stadiums often with the top teams reserve XIs. Average crowds in the cup have lagged behind league crowds for decades. Yet every time it's the cup you get Chiles and all those wankers talking about this 'magic'. Magic yer arse out of the door Chiles and Tydlesley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 And when a tie is one of the big four away to some team of fishmongers, tractor mechanics and Breville factory workers from the 8th tier of football, it's 'the romance of the cup'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 http://www.theguardian.com/football/football-cliches/2014/jan/03/football-cliches-review-2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kejan Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Plays the quarterback role. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latino Lover Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 The phrase ' in his locker' was used regarding Morrison in the west ham game, awful stuff. The magic of the cup shite is annoying now, especially when non league teams crowds are swelled by locals attending in Man U etc shirts for the visit if a bigger side. Load of shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southside Hibee Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 'German efficency' will always pop up whenever a German player scores a penalty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Skinner Posted January 5, 2014 Author Share Posted January 5, 2014 The phrase ' in his locker' was used regarding Morrison in the west ham game, awful stuff. The magic of the cup shite is annoying now, especially when non league teams crowds are swelled by locals attending in Man U etc shirts for the visit if a bigger side. Load of shite.Whenever a shite english centre half gets lucky with a punt up field (Dawson) they use the phrase "he's got that in his locker" Edit for spelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Plays the quarterback role. I truly despise this. Since when did we start comparing our game to that yank shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Get back to winning ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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