Sweet Pete Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 As an uggo myself, I say fair play to these utter monsters for finding love. He's had to put up with the jealousy because he can't do any better than her, and she likewise. It's like Romeo and Juliet, except instead of it being a story of underage sex and accidental suicide, it's a story of two of the ugliest people ever to have lived marrying each other in order to avoid dying alone. That's romance, that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Like having a w*nk on a bouncy castle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Like having a w*nk on a bouncy castle. ^^^^speaking-from-experience-type-post, IMHO... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Like having a w*nk on a bouncy castle. Good fun at first, but pretty quickly the kids started screaming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Jesus, he married her. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/britains-most-jealous-woman-who-4606680 "They tied the knot on Halloween" She's still wearing her mask... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 ^^^^speaking-from-experience-type-post, IMHO... Remember when all the jealousy tainted their relationship? She had to turn to someone................................... ...................although it was a very large turning circle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Remember when all the jealousy tainted their relationship? She had to turn to someone................................... ...................although it was a very large turning circle. Beat me too it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 It's all around the emasculated feminized culture and this is an example of it. Insecurity and a feeling that to be male, you need to pander to your wife's desires. Of course it's all about male sacrifice and strength; looking after your wife and caring for her but to do that you need to be strong and decisive. "Isn't that right, dear?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Jesus, he married her. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/britains-most-jealous-woman-who-4606680 Her mother said she should have something to fall back on, I think she meant a trade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Jesus, he married her. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/britains-most-jealous-woman-who-4606680 f**k, I thought that was the marquee on the right of the photo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 The guy is clearly low in confidence and she is a control freak, a fucking horrid looking one at that. Poor guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Last in the P&B election, and had to marry that fat, vile monstrosity. Tough week for Derek! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Her wedding cake had 3 tiers. It was a full-scale model of the Nou Camp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Her wedding cake had 3 tiers. It was a full-scale model of the Nou Camp. There'd be a lot more than 3 tears if I had to marry that hideous cretin. Would be a greeting mess for the rest of my days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 There isn't enough Viagra in the world... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 It's a bit of a cliche that women never look more beautiful in their lives than on their wedding day. Guess that photo puts that myth to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock001 Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Like having a w*nk on a bouncy castle. That's not as bad if people can see you. Strapping yourself to the roof while the kids are in is just a no go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Jesus, he married her. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/britains-most-jealous-woman-who-4606680 If you have a look at her coupon, (I know, it's hideous), then I suspect he's not long after dropping one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Boys like Willo Flood with long hair, how could the guy be so low on confidence to put up with that pish? I mean he's no the best looking of blokes but atleast he's a skinny wee c**t. Shave that hair off he would surely find a skinny munter type that was actually nice instead of that mean fat controlling boot. Most blokes can put up with moany girlfriends but not to that extreme and only if they're actually decent. She just seems like a horror. Poor guy. EddieMunsters post on here is absolutely superb by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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