itzdrk Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Itzdrk's name was changed in order to protect his identity. I'm not that fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 The boy must like a bit of dark meat, there would be plenty on the inside of her thighs where they rub together. She must be absolutely stinking and looking at the arm to torso ratio, there's absolutely no danger she is able to wipe her arse properly. Frankly I'm astonished all the flowers on the wallpaper aren't deid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinkle Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 The boy must like a bit of dark meat, there would be plenty on the inside of her thighs where they rub together. She must be absolutely stinking and looking at the arm to torso ratio, there's absolutely no danger she is able to wipe her arse properly. Frankly I'm astonished all the flowers on the wallpaper aren't deid. Congratulations, that the clear winner of 'quote of the week'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 It's all around the emasculated feminized culture and this is an example of it. Insecurity and a feeling that to be male, you need to pander to your wife's desires. Of course it's all about male sacrifice and strength; looking after your wife and caring for her but to do that you need to be strong and decisive. While I agree that in relationships, equality usually means agreeing to what she wants. But this woman is taking things too far, either she's a surprisingly good ride or he is too meek to say otherwise. They are both quite pathetic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Still, could be worse. She could have a hump. Stop it, you're giving me a semi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Is there a reason for her holiding a Sky remote in the picture? PS nobody ever uses a remote like that. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Is there a reason for her holiding a Sky remote in the picture? PS nobody ever uses a remote like that. Ever. probably happy that she finally found it tucked under her fatty stomach flaps for about a year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 15, 2013 Author Share Posted November 15, 2013 Another from Bob Monkhouse: You could grope her all night and never touch the same place twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 probably happy that she finally found it tucked under her fatty stomach flaps for about a year I knew when I read this that it rang a bell about a, possibly apocryphal, story from my hospital days......... number 14 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80606439/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 She is an absolute fat howking munter, and i say that with a good whack of strongbow inside me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Look into that guy's eyes. He's fucking crushed, both metaphorically and literally. I bet he had a fine head of hair before that shrieking c**t got stuck in about him. She's actually browbeaten his hairline into recession, and probably his bank account into recession as well due to stocking up on Farmfoods' finest chicken based deals. This man needs help. If you saw an animal suffering you'd get the Doolittle type folks out to help the poor beast, yet this guy is being left to the manitee that he cohabits with. Staying with the nautical theme, it's like he was at sea, enjoying the life of a water based rogue when this harpy scuttled the ship that was his life on her appalling rocks of dismay after somehow luring him in like a siren, although surely he must have inbibed her body weight to fall for it, and it must have been dark. The poor man is shipwrecked and stuck with this creature. Please help him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 The boy must like a bit of dark meat, there would be plenty on the inside of her thighs where they rub together. She must be absolutely stinking and looking at the arm to torso ratio, there's absolutely no danger she is able to wipe her arse properly. Frankly I'm astonished all the flowers on the wallpaper aren't deid. Its like poetry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slavoj Žižek Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 I nominate the Japanese Hikikomori: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23182523 Coming to a town near you. #getshagged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Look into that guy's eyes. He's fucking crushed, both metaphorically and literally. I bet he had a fine head of hair before that shrieking c**t got stuck in about him. She's actually browbeaten his hairline into recession, and probably his bank account into recession as well due to stocking up on Farmfoods' finest chicken based deals. This man needs help. If you saw an animal suffering you'd get the Doolittle type folks out to help the poor beast, yet this guy is being left to the manitee that he cohabits with. Staying with the nautical theme, it's like he was at sea, enjoying the life of a water based rogue when this harpy scuttled the ship that was his life on her appalling rocks of dismay after somehow luring him in like a siren, although surely he must have inbibed her body weight to fall for it, and it must have been dark. The poor man is shipwrecked and stuck with this creature. Please help him. Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinkle Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 These two spacers are on This Morning in a little while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 These two spacers are on This Morning in a little while anything for their 10 minutes of fame, the fat cow is a monstrosity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Jesus, imagine taking orders from a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 He has a look of fear that she may eat him if he doesn't do what she says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 11, 2014 Author Share Posted November 11, 2014 Jesus, he married her. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/britains-most-jealous-woman-who-4606680 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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