54_and_counting Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 His career as a removal man was messily short lived..... f**k giving him a job in a funeral home...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 least if you climb on her arse there's somewhere to stick yer flagpole Reminds me of the old Bob Monkhouse joke, about his wife being so fat that when they were making love he burnt his arse on the lightbulb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingsoverperthshire Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Reminds me of the old Bob Monkhouse joke, about his wife being so fat that when they were making love he burnt his arse on the lightbulb. Unfortunately Bobs no longer old RB, indeed he's no longer with us. (someone will link up the alan brazil clip) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 What an absolute mess she is. Hope he gets loads of fanny coming his way now just to piss her off further. Anne Robinson FFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 What an absolute mess she is. Hope he gets loads of fanny coming his way now just to piss her off further. Anne Robinson FFS! This reminds me of a joke; What did a racist Anne Robinson say to a shy Chinese man? You are the meekest chink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 It'd be funny if he got round the filters one day and found a pornhub video of her getting pelted by four guys in their living room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 It'd be funny if he got round the filters one day and found a pornhub video of her getting pelted by four guys in their living room. 1 to shag her and 3 to hold the safety rope tied round his waist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 What an absolute mess she is. Hope he gets loads of fanny coming his way now just to piss her off further. Anne Robinson FFS! Errrr, did you look at him properly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 least if you climb on her arse there's somewhere to stick yer flagpole If you don't get a pulmonary embolism through altitude sickness first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 A good policy, but what if he worked out and got stronger? He'd look and feel better, but would then have to fire about more horrors. Also if he got lighter and weaker, would he have to pass on a nice lady because he was too weak. I admire this brave policy. It's people like my mate the bold Hector we should be remembering at this time of year. Some of the taxi rank specials I seen him with made the somme look like a fucking meadow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 She kind of looks like what you'd get if you inflated Pete Burns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 His career as a removal man was messily short lived..... It was specific to women, he didn't have a penchant for chests of drawers or fireplaces Anyone else having bother with the multi quote??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I'd cheat on the fat boot to see if her eBay lie detector worked. Then I'd bin her. I don't see why anyone would put up with her shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mharkybhoy Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I'd cheat on the fat boot to see if her eBay lie detector worked. Then I'd bin her. I don't see why anyone would put up with her s***e It's all around the emasculated feminized culture and this is an example of it. Insecurity and a feeling that to be male, you need to pander to your wife's desires. Of course it's all about male sacrifice and strength; looking after your wife and caring for her but to do that you need to be strong and decisive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 It's all around the emasculated feminized culture and this is an example of it. Insecurity and a feeling that to be male, you need to pander to your wife's desires. Of course it's all about male sacrifice and strength; looking after your wife and caring for her but to do that you need to be strong and decisive. Better to just batter her, eh Magee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Better to just batter her, eh Magee? naw its seamus, he simply ignores her while spending 24/7 on P&B creating new alias' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I'd cheat on the fat boot to see if her eBay lie detector worked. Then I'd bin her. Then she'd eat you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Who the f**k are they both kidding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 The boy must like a bit of dark meat, there would be plenty on the inside of her thighs where they rub together. She must be absolutely stinking and looking at the arm to torso ratio, there's absolutely no danger she is able to wipe her arse properly. Frankly I'm astonished all the flowers on the wallpaper aren't deid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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