Latino Lover Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Pissing myself laughing in the break room at this. Great stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Co.Down Hibee Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 the fish one is the best ,had tears running down my face was laughing so much thread of the year... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Mascots are great. Ours has been forced to tone down his antics which is a real shame. The guy who originally done it got the sack after a Morton game which was hilarious. I think Dumbarton had just scored their 2nd to go 2-0 up (in a 3-0 win) and our mascot made his way along to the Morton support. He stood for a couple of minutes watching the game in front of them and then bent over and bared his grey furry arse to them. It was hilarious watching grown men foam at the mouth over such a silly incident, complaining to the stewards about f**k knows what. He routinely soaked the oppositions subs with water bottles as well which always raised a smile too. Nowadays he's only allowed to wave at the crowd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Didn't Paisley Panda get in to bother for mime-washing in front of the Morton fans? Or something like that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Mascots are great. Ours has been forced to tone down his antics which is a real shame. The guy who originally done it got the sack after a Morton game which was hilarious. I think Dumbarton had just scored their 2nd to go 2-0 up (in a 3-0 win) and our mascot made his way along to the Morton support. He stood for a couple of minutes watching the game in front of them and then bent over and bared his grey furry arse to them. It was hilarious watching grown men foam at the mouth over such a silly incident, complaining to the stewards about f**k knows what. He routinely soaked the oppositions subs with water bottles as well which always raised a smile too. Nowadays he's only allowed to wave at the crowd. I was gutting myself. There were grown adults giving it 'There's kids sitting in this stand and he's pulled his shorts down!' He was in a fucking elephant suit you utter morons. Didn't Paisley Panda get in to bother for mime-washing in front of the Morton fans? Or something like that? He did that regularly, I think it was shagging a sheep in front of Falkirk fans that got him sacked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Swarley Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 That Arsenal mascot has been at this for years. This was a minute's silence for David Rocastle who died on the morning of the Arsenal v Spurs match in 2001. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Skinner Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Getting funny looks on the bus laughing at this thread worth it though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 I was gutting myself. There were grown adults giving it 'There's kids sitting in this stand and he's pulled his shorts down!' He was in a fucking elephant suit you utter morons. I wonder how these perma-ragers would react if they took their kids to a zoo to see real elephants? "THOSE ELEPHANTS AREN'T WEARING TROUSERS, THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS, FUCKIN MILEY CYRUS" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Re Sammy before that Rovers game; I mind a few Rovers fans were in tears over it, like the quoted post earlier. Fannies. Even worse is that the media somehow managed to connect it to Neil Lennon and war and cried about it being a disgrace. Just fucking nonsense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergie's no1 fan Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 I was gutting myself. There were grown adults giving it 'There's kids sitting in this stand and he's pulled his shorts down!' He was in a fucking elephant suit you utter morons. He did that regularly, I think it was shagging a sheep in front of Falkirk fans that got him sacked. He wiped his arse with a Falkirk top . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 I've always maintained that the primary reason behind adopting a mascot is not to entice children into the home support, but rather rile the men in the away. I've never seen globules of spittle and snotters ark over the terracing like they do when a man in a fluffy, oversized costume skips over to the wrong stand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Good to see The Red Devil keep a respectful distance 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Veterans day in the US seems to have the mascots having a more full on presence (camoflage uniform allowing). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diddely-do Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 So that's Baggie Bird to the right of the line up and Mickey Mouse to the left. Jonas Olsson? Very decent player. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-2 Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Jonas Olsson? Very decent player. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/chelsea/10442550/Chelsea-manager-Jose-Mourinho-calls-West-Bromwich-Albions-Jonas-Olsson-a-Mickey-Mouse-player.html Not in everybody's eyes apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis Toboggan Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 The Clyde mascot joined in the minute silence we had today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larbert_Par Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Roary Rover is a racist. Genuinely laughed out loud at that. Well played, sir. Didn't Paisley Panda get in to bother for mime-washing in front of the Morton fans? Or something like that? Didn't he pretend to throw soap into a crowd of Morton fans? I'm also sure he had Falkirk fans by pretending to wipe his arse with a Falkirk top while standing in front of them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 I remember a particularly dull game at Love Street being light up by Paisley Panda's "Walk like a panther" routine. The crowds will come back once we see more bears pole-dancing in my opinion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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