Dee Man Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 1 minute ago, GordonD said: That's what I thought. Is the guy from South Africa? Which is exactly what I thought. There or Nigeria. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Just now, Dee Man said: Which is exactly what I thought. There or Nigeria. If it was Nigeria then the fat couple are racist! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 I think the boy borrowed one of the wife's jumpers for the photo shoot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Absolute madness at two Dundee Tescos for "Black Friday". https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/318885/dundee-shoppers-brave-sub-zero-temperatures-black-friday-deals/ More than 20 people queued up outside Tesco Extra at Kingsway West Retail Park for the store’s 5am opening on Friday... Things were quieter at Tesco Riverside, where only a couple of hardy souls braved the elements to queue up for Black Friday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 "curvy" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 31 minutes ago, Swarley said: "curvy" I was just thinking that. Curvy used to mean curvy, like Daisy Duke, for example. Now it seems to mean "the same dimensions as a medium sized garden shed". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Even the boyfriend thinks she's fat so what's the problem here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustOneCornetto Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 What is it with Jakeys and supermarkets? A cracker in this week's Falkirk Herald http://www.falkirkherald.co.uk/news/crime/drunk-who-failed-to-belt-up-exposed-his-privates-1-4300065 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 1 minute ago, JustOneCornetto said: What is it with Jakeys and supermarkets? A cracker in this week's Falkirk Herald http://www.falkirkherald.co.uk/news/crime/drunk-who-failed-to-belt-up-exposed-his-privates-1-4300065 'Do you want to see my banger?' Scott Gair (33) was standing beside a superstore’s firework counter with everything hanging out for all to see and the women who witnessed his disgusting display were so shocked they told members of staff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 13 minutes ago, JustOneCornetto said: What is it with Jakeys and supermarkets? A cracker in this week's Falkirk Herald http://www.falkirkherald.co.uk/news/crime/drunk-who-failed-to-belt-up-exposed-his-privates-1-4300065 Sheriff Mungo Bovey Oh shit, here's Mungo.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 I think the boy borrowed one of the wife's jumpers for the photo shoot. Is she wearing a Donald Trump Wig on top of her real hair? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 She is not 15 stone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 2 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: Is she wearing a Donald Trump Wig on top of her real hair? I think it might be my old cat. I trusted the vet to dispose of him considerately but I think he'd have been pleased to know he ended up as a big bird's hairpiece. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/paddleboarder-sparks-emergency-at-aberdeen-beach/ Reminds me of the mitchell & webb sketch with the news readers - "there was a bit of an issue but everything is fine" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 I think the boy borrowed one of the wife's jumpers for the photo shoot. Christ if that is 15 stone then i must have been a lot bigger than i am now at just 14st... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 11 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I think the boy borrowed one of the wife's jumpers for the photo shoot. Those legs, she'd start a fire if she could run for the bus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 (edited) https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/sadness-as-cpo-house-on-market/ Man sad that house he forced the council to buy is now for sale. Edited November 28, 2016 by NorthernLights 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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supermik Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Were the tractors exhausted? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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