Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 33 minutes ago, die hard doonhamer said: Headline of the week. Bravo.https://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/perth-kinross/233118/perthshire-scientists-premature-ejaculation-treatment-cant-come-quickly-enough/ The subbie must have thought all their Christmases had come(sic) at once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 (edited) Hundreds from across globe to hit the Highlands for the... erm, International Knitting Festival. http://www.northern-times.co.uk/News/Knitters-from-across-the-globe-head-for-the-Highlands-26092016.htm Also from the Raggie: Lairg to be tourist hotspot because of a really old meteorite impact crater nobody can see. Quote "I think that for Lairg this will be something like Nessie. Even though you can’t see anything, people will come here. I think it’s a great thing.” http://www.northern-times.co.uk/News/Lairg-asteroid-could-bring-tourism-boom-22092016.htm If anyone Googles 'scrambling for relevance' then Lairg should be the number one hit. Always trying to think up s***e touristy ideas because it's one of the most utterly boring place in the country. Edited September 27, 2016 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 UDA w****r. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 On 27/09/2016 at 12:05, Hedgecutter said: Also from the Raggie: Lairg to be tourist hotspot because of a really old meteorite impact crater nobody can see. Best thing would be for another meteorite to hit now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 On 9/26/2016 at 21:56, die hard doonhamer said: Headline of the week. Bravo.https://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/perth-kinross/233118/perthshire-scientists-premature-ejaculation-treatment-cant-come-quickly-enough/ Aye, three years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 On 26/09/2016 at 21:56, die hard doonhamer said: Headline of the week. Bravo.https://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/perth-kinross/233118/perthshire-scientists-premature-ejaculation-treatment-cant-come-quickly-enough/ 1 hour ago, Darren said: Aye, three years ago. They published it before they were ready. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Naive father moans about bakery advertising the type of food his kids will be buying anyway. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/292687/parent-hits-out-at-calorie-laden-meal-deal/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Dundee attacked by UFOs / MoD missiles. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/293104/i-saw-missiles-heading-towards-camperdown-mystery-trails-spotted-over-dundee/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 32 minutes ago, The Master said: Naive father moans about bakery advertising the type of food his kids will be buying anyway. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/292687/parent-hits-out-at-calorie-laden-meal-deal/ The brighter kids would walk half the distance to Libo's chip shop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Dundee attacked by UFOs / MoD missiles. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/293104/i-saw-missiles-heading-towards-camperdown-mystery-trails-spotted-over-dundee/ “They were headed in the direction of Camperdown Park.” I fucking love Dundee. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Or is it a missile attack on Camperdown Park? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambozpar Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Quote 5 hours ago, Shandon Par said: “They were headed in the direction of Camperdown Park.” I fucking love Dundee. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Or is it a missile attack on Camperdown Park? Don't know about missiles, plenty fucking rockets in Dundee though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 8 hours ago, The Master said: Naive father moans about bakery advertising the type of food his kids will be buying anyway. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/292687/parent-hits-out-at-calorie-laden-meal-deal/ I'd buy that ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 23 minutes ago, bennett said: I'd buy that ffs. Me too. Back in the day I would burn those calories off in no time unlike modern kids who only seem to exercise their fingers on computer games. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 4 minutes ago, supermik said: Me too. Back in the day I would burn those calories off in no time unlike modern kids who only seem to exercise their fingers on computer games. What makes you think Onanism is no longer alive and well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Had to google that as I had no clue 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/7243249/Porn-company-iBabeTV-kicked-out-of-business-centre-after-fellow-office-workers-blast-sex-noises-and-dirty-talk.html Office workers in Hertfordshire office complex distracted by scantily clad porn stars and sex noises. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Oh, Montrose. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/angus-mearns/295734/i-didnt-even-get-to-give-him-a-kissie-drunken-newylweds-apart-for-six-more-days-as-hubby-jailed/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 There's a few contenders but my favourite quote was "I was in Perth when Perth was Perth..."Never change Montrose, never change. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 A lesson in context. In Fife, this would be up there with "dog bites man" as a headline. https://www.facebook.com/DailyMail/videos/1506605969399146/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 On 10/1/2016 at 00:39, Shandon Par said: “They were headed in the direction of Camperdown Park.” I fucking love Dundee. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Or is it a missile attack on Camperdown Park? The return of Jocky Scott and his jetpack obviously 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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