Shandon Par Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 20 minutes ago, GordonD said: They shouldn't have held the auditions on the same day Celtic were at home. Ladyboys4Palestine would have them turning up in droves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Meanwhile, in Kirkcaldy...http://m.fifetoday.co.uk/news/local-headlines/video-cows-on-the-loose-in-kirkcaldy-1-4207388 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Sweaty Morph said: Meanwhile, in Kirkcaldy...http://m.fifetoday.co.uk/news/local-headlines/video-cows-on-the-loose-in-kirkcaldy-1-4207388 When I read 'cows on the loose' I thought it was about the smoking area at the Alpha Bar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Beast from dundee sentenced to community service for downloading images. Went to my old school 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Eternal emperor Jim Jong Leishman in final preparations for Fife's declaration of Independence: https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/273145/fife-provost-declares-fife-beautiful-from-the-tay-bridge-to-the-forth-bridge/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 6 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Eternal emperor Jim Jong Leishman in final preparations for Fife's declaration of Independence: https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/273145/fife-provost-declares-fife-beautiful-from-the-tay-bridge-to-the-forth-bridge/ No surprise then to see Fife voted as the happiest region in Scotland. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/fifers-happiest-people-scotland/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Do any other local papers (outside of the Glasgow area) suffer the strange phenomenon of people of people wearing their finest Celtic/Rangers top when they get there picture in the paper. Seems to happen fairly often in the Dunfermline Press, I remember an ongoing story about a girl suffering from a terminal disease and every time her dad appears he had some type of Oldco strip on, bizarre. Also the paper often describes them as Celtic/Rangers 'diehards', even though they've clearly never to a game expect maybe in the home end at East End Park 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Well, he's obviously going to put on his best clobber if he's getting his picture in the paper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 What would you like on your pizza? Poison? Piss? "How about I get a Muslim to slash you?" Pizza parlour, Fife Style 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: What would you like on your pizza? Poison? Piss? "How about I get a Muslim to slash you?" Will it be Halal? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Does Zen Archer still stay in Inverkeithing?...http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/14707053.Cross_dresser_with_sex_toy_at_lunchtime_shocked_residents/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 1 hour ago, GordieBoy80 said: Does Zen Archer still stay in Inverkeithing?...http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/14707053.Cross_dresser_with_sex_toy_at_lunchtime_shocked_residents/ It was Zen who grassed him. That's normally patch for hanging around dressed as a woman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 A wrong un in Drongan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Busy day on The Courier news desk again. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/276713/six-people-freed-from-wellgate-centre-lifts-in-power-cut/ Person trapped in the Job Centre? A new method of making you take the job offered?. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Warning after man approaches women and asks for piggybacks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 FFS Balgonie Castle apologises for “jump in water” and “afterbirth” comments https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/278990/balgonie-castle-apologises-for-jump-in-water-and-afterbirth-comments/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Good grief... http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37285515/anger-on-social-media-over-sainsburys-3-on-the-go-meal-deal-changes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 7 hours ago, The Master said: Good grief... http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37285515/anger-on-social-media-over-sainsburys-3-on-the-go-meal-deal-changes Articles like this really annoy me as a journalist. Sometimes you can have the basis of a good article by basing it around stuff from Facebook and Twitter (such as folk from Gretna raging about a Channel 4 series about the wedding industry there) and then you get the utter dross like this, or the requirement to include a few reaction quotes from Twitter in an article that has no need for it. Hunt long enough and you can find some throbber saying whatever you want to slot into your story. Pish like this works on sites like Buzzfeed but the BBC should be fucking embarrassed running that. Sadly, because these articles get hits on the likes of Buzzfeeds, the "proper" media websites are told to do the same thing to get a piece of the traffic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 11 minutes ago, Stu said: Pish like this works on sites like Buzzfeed but the BBC should be fucking embarrassed running that. Sadly, because these articles get hits on the likes of Buzzfeeds, the "proper" media websites are told to do the same thing to get a piece of the traffic. I read the article and concluded that The Beeb ran it to show that too many people are small-minded, petty c***s. I cite as evidence Gavin Murphy's tweet that, "News that Sainsbury's have removed their taste the difference sandwiches from the meal deal has left me stunned." It may be outwith the BBC's charter to troll the public but I'll allow them this one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 On 9/5/2016 at 22:06, NorthernLights said: Warning after man approaches women and asks for piggybacks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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