KnightswoodBear Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Do the windows look a bit steamed up in that cab? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 1 hour ago, GordonD said: There are websites if you want that sort of thing. Probably. Or even real women. In real life. Probably. Saves the cabbie hosing all the chips etc off the floor after a shift too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 9 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Or even real women. In real life. Probably. Saves the cabbie hosing all the chips etc off the floor after a shift too. I was wondering if he was about to hand the cab back to whoever he was sharing it with. Do cabbies do that, different shifts in the same taxi? Would make sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Sevco fan gets 6 months at Her Majesty's pleasure for almost a full house of standard Sevco fan behaviour. http://www.northern-times.co.uk/News/Six-months-jail-for-Rangers-fan-05082016.htm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Man hurts fist punching car. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-36986087 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Crane arrives on building site. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/perth-kinross/238404/perth-theatre-crane-bigger-than-godzilla-splits-city-skyline/ Perth doesn't really do itself any favours in trying to shake off the "wee city" image. Most major cities will have at least one of these up at any given time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diegomarahenry Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Photographer unable to polish turd http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/darvel-couple-horrified-after-photographer-8552220#rlabs=2 rt$category p$4#fI7oEj3EffzVdAv4.97 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainspotter Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 http://www.cumnockchronicle.com/news/14666001.Cumnock_group_try_to_revive_train_station/?ref=rss "We encourage you to watch the Disney Pixar movie 'CARS' which may well have been about Cumnock" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 4 hours ago, Mozzamozza said: £20 face-lift for Lossiemouth. http://www.northern-scot.co.uk/News/20-facelift-for-Lossiemouth-seafront-05082016.htm They've blown five years' budget all at once? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Dog finds giant dildo http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/7222499/Thats-not-asurely-thats-not-a-Dog-walker-gobsmacked-when-pooch-finds-giant-DILDO.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 5 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Dog finds giant dildo http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/7222499/Thats-not-asurely-thats-not-a-Dog-walker-gobsmacked-when-pooch-finds-giant-DILDO.html Going by the smiles on their faces they definitely washed it and used it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Fecking manky cnuts. They've absolutely no idea where or who that's been in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Corpse? - check Hearse? - check Mourners? - check Hole in the ground? - ah... http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/14675872.Family_s_shock_at_burial_blunder/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 43 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Corpse? - check Hearse? - check Mourners? - check Hole in the ground? - ah... http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/14675872.Family_s_shock_at_burial_blunder/ She died recreating a scene from Up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 On 11/08/2016 at 15:05, Shandon Par said: Corpse? - check Hearse? - check Mourners? - check Hole in the ground? - ah... http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/14675872.Family_s_shock_at_burial_blunder/ Where's Bernard Cribbins when you need him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 (edited) No idea how the Ayrshire wild ostriches are getting along, but now we have wallabies roaming around too: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-south-scotland-37083829 This bit is new to me though: Quote A colony of wallabies live on Inchconnachan, an island in Loch Lomond, after Lady Arran Colquhoun introduced them in the 1920s. Edited August 15, 2016 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 A shame for the biker involved in this unusual collision.. http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/7225426/Irish-road-crash-horror-as-biker-killed-after-smashing-into-a-cow.html but reminds me of the insurance claim story of the guy who had written off his car after hitting a cow. The claim form asked: What warning did you give the other party? Sounded horn What warning did the other party give you Said "moo" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 I remember seeing an accident report after a minor collision between a BT van and a private car in the car park of a telephone exchange. The car driver was a BT engineer but not local so he hadn't realised he was going the wrong way in the car park's one-way system. In answer to the question, "What if anything did you say to the other driver?" the van driver put, "What the fu--" which was crossed out and replaced with, "What do you think you're doing?" Presumably his first answer was more accurate... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 No show from local ladyboys: http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/7225909/Worlds-shyest-drags-Hunt-for-Scotlands-first-pro-Ladboy-fails-as-no-one-turns-up.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: No show from local ladyboys: http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/7225909/Worlds-shyest-drags-Hunt-for-Scotlands-first-pro-Ladboy-fails-as-no-one-turns-up.html They shouldn't have held the auditions on the same day Celtic were at home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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