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12 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Dundee father wades in (admittedly with a tirade of Islamaphobic abuse) to defend son after son goes for a curry and demands staff go back to their own country. That's not going to get him served his dinner any quicker. 

https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/228185/father-of-guilty-man-who-alleged-to-be-the-victim-of-white-guilt-says-islam-should-be-boycotted/

Justice has been served:lol:

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Uber-Dundonian man jailed for calling Dundonians idiots (and attacking cyclists, dog walkers, vandalism, racism, more violence, more racism..).

https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/229975/man-jailed-calling-dundonians-idiots/

 


That's got to be someone on here. Who hates Dundee and is a complete nutjob?
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Apologies if this is a bit serious for this thread but I wasn't sure where else to put it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-business-36945933

Dundee engineering firm Galloway calls in administrators

In a statement, the company said the business had been "under considerable pressure" for a number of years.

Yet between 2013 and 2014 the salary of the highest paid director was increased from £100k to £249k.  At least he/she will have a nice wee nes tegg unlike the other folk who will be losing their jobs.

 

 

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Fife cross-dresser with sex toy mistakenly thought he had found “quiet spot”

Residents were left horrified when a cross dresser with a sex aid clamped between his legs emerged from a car outside their Fife home.

https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/230267/fife-cross-dresser-sex-toy-mistakenly-thought-found-quiet-spot/

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Think this woman lives round the corner from me. He sweeps the street at the end of her road and generally just hangs about the place. I have never seen him sweep anywhere else around here. He has to walk a fair distance just to get here.

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/7219690/Council-worker-wins-18k-damages-after-creep-colleague-harassed-her-when-she-turned-him-down.html

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They've been keeping a low profile but we all know the seagulls are the hardest mob in Tayside/Angus and terrified locals are scared to leave the house.

Mr Smith " almost lost his bacon sandwich to a seagull at Carnoustie recently  ".

Angus Council has spent more than £200,000 combating the menace of “super gulls"

https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/angus-mearns/229416/meeting-about-very-aggressive-seagulls-in-arbroath/

 

 

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Think this woman lives round the corner from me. He sweeps the street at the end of her road and generally just hangs about the place. I have never seen him sweep anywhere else around here. He has to walk a fair distance just to get here.

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/7219690/Council-worker-wins-18k-damages-after-creep-colleague-harassed-her-when-she-turned-him-down.html



Careful, or he'll "threaten you with his litter stick."
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On 02/08/2016 at 19:51, supermik said:

Think this woman lives round the corner from me. He sweeps the street at the end of her road and generally just hangs about the place. I have never seen him sweep anywhere else around here. He has to walk a fair distance just to get here.

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/7219690/Council-worker-wins-18k-damages-after-creep-colleague-harassed-her-when-she-turned-him-down.html

The most disturbing thing about that story is that Murdo McLeod manages to find the time off from sounding like a brain injury victim on the radio to be a Judge.

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2 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Glasgow grandpa cabbie faces jail over offering girls a free ride if they pee in his cab.

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/7220606/Pervy-grandad-asked-girls-to-pee-in-his-taxi-in-exchange-for-a-free-ride.html

I appreciate it's only the Sun, but how hard is it to spell words like "deffered", "depsite" and "seperated", especially with a spell-checker?

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2 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Glasgow grandpa cabbie faces jail over offering girls a free ride if they pee in his cab.

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/7220606/Pervy-grandad-asked-girls-to-pee-in-his-taxi-in-exchange-for-a-free-ride.html

 

 

Fake Taxi seems to have gone downmarket a bit.

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8 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Glasgow grandpa cabbie faces jail over offering girls a free ride if they pee in his cab.

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/7220606/Pervy-grandad-asked-girls-to-pee-in-his-taxi-in-exchange-for-a-free-ride.html

 

 

Together with a photo of a taxi in case readers don't know what one looks like.

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1 minute ago, GordonD said:

Together with a photo of a taxi in case readers don't know what one looks like.

I thought that was a nice touch. I suppose a pic of a woman peeing was too much to expect in a 'family' newspaper. 

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Just now, Shandon Par said:

I thought that was a nice touch. I suppose a pic of a woman peeing was too much to expect in a 'family' newspaper. 

There are websites if you want that sort of thing. Probably.

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