carpetmonster Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 38 minutes ago, TxRover said: If it had used a unicycle it would have been more convincing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 Randy Scots driver caught with trousers down and penis exposed on Google Maps 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 3 hours ago, NorthernLights said: Randy Scots driver caught with trousers down and penis exposed on Google Maps @Hedgecutter will have him identified shortly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 Some phenomenal quotes in this story about a guy being accused of stealing a free coffee. https://www.hampshirechronicle.co.uk/news/23398581.waitrose-man-accused-theft-free-coffee-vending-machine/?ref=wa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 Bloke goes to funeral, comes back with 144 cans of fucked beer. Some excellent compo faces in this one https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/10455473/mum-furious-ordering-carlsberg-getting-something-ridiculous/?rec_article=true 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 1 hour ago, carpetmonster said: Bloke goes to funeral, comes back with 144 cans of fucked beer. Some excellent compo faces in this one https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/10455473/mum-furious-ordering-carlsberg-getting-something-ridiculous/?rec_article=true She ordered Carlsberg, she knew she'd be getting piss water. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 “And imagine if somebody has bought them for a wedding or a funeral - that many faulty cans could spoil the whole thing.” Oh yeah, bad beer at a funeral will really put a downer on the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 “I was about four cans in and I thought something was up - it didn’t taste right." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 The photo of her holding up the pint glass inspecting it in the light, and the one at the end with the vouchers are top notch posing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 Why can't they just take it back to Asda? You still have Asda in Scotland right? Something not right here. Besides actually wanting to drink Carlsberg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 3 minutes ago, coprolite said: Why can't they just take it back to Asda? You still have Asda in Scotland right? Something not right here. Besides actually wanting to drink Carlsberg. They were bought in an Asda in Bristol so maybe it's not possible to return to a different store? And, the fact she's opened each of the boxes won't help, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 “I love Carlsberg - it’s the only drink I enjoy" What an empty, hollow, miserable life she must lead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 46 minutes ago, hk blues said: They were bought in an Asda in Bristol so maybe it's not possible to return to a different store? And, the fact she's opened each of the boxes won't help, They take returns to any store and they have to refund faulty goods. They'd need proof of purchase so i guess the husband could have paid cash and binned the receipt. It's only flat though, so if they could borrow a soda stream they could fizz it up again. I almost said "make it drinkable" but they'd need one of Jesus' party tricks for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 25 minutes ago, coprolite said: They take returns to any store and they have to refund faulty goods. They'd need proof of purchase so i guess the husband could have paid cash and binned the receipt. It's only flat though, so if they could borrow a soda stream they could fizz it up again. I almost said "make it drinkable" but they'd need one of Jesus' party tricks for that. He probably bough it knock-off from some dodgy shop in Bristol and charged her full-whack and is now shitting himself! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 2 hours ago, coprolite said: They take returns to any store and they have to refund faulty goods. They'd need proof of purchase so i guess the husband could have paid cash and binned the receipt. It's only flat though, so if they could borrow a soda stream they could fizz it up again. I almost said "make it drinkable" but they'd need one of Jesus' party tricks for that. Water into wine, nae bather. 5 Sunblest's and 2 Smokies to 5000 folk, pffft, easy. Make Carlsberg drinkable, I can't perform miracles ffs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 1 hour ago, johnnydun said: Water into wine, nae bather. 5 Sunblest's and 2 Smokies to 5000 folk, pffft, easy. Make Carlsberg drinkable, I can't perform miracles ffs. Carlsberg is perfectly drinkable if chilled into tastelessness. Then the only issue is the vague concern you’re drinking cold piss resulting from the spot on impersonation it does of said fluid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 Had a bottle of Carlsberg special brew the other day (I didn’t drink it under the railway arches or on a park bench ,not as good as the elephant beer they do but not had it in years but (what you drinking thread for this pish etc etc ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 Court lets man keep leg. https://www.rte.ie/news/2023/0403/1367976-amputation-court/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-65092730 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 2 hours ago, MazzyStar said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-65092730 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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