Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 5 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Does she get a letter from Lorraine Kelly if she makes it to 50? Yes she does, however, since 1990 Lorraine Kelly has only had to write 6 letters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Yes she does, however, since 1990 Lorraine Kelly has only had to write 6 letters. Dundee on course to master the full Latin alphabet sometime after 2110 AD. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Woman ‘terrified to leave her house’ after falling down open drain in Dundee city centre https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-woman-falls-into-drain-partner-says-council-are-not-responding-to-calls/ Even the drains threw her back out. Reveal hidden contents Hands across the divide... she fell through the open hole opposite Specsavers The tele missed an obvious headline there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 46 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Dundee on course to master the full Latin alphabet sometime after 2110 AD. The Dundonian alphabet is only 6 letters anyway. Five vowels and a consonant which changes on the phases only the moon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 At least they dressed up in their Sunday best to have their photo taken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 I believe this guy should also get a mention in the "Head's Gone" thread too. Either it's gone, or he's doon tae the quick. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8461643/Sex-addict-sues-video-platform-Twitch-25million-scantily-clad-gamers.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 On 27/05/2020 at 18:35, BigFatTabbyDave said: I just read an article on The Sun's website (don't judge me) about how Brian Tilsley off Coronation Street (don't judge me) has married a 21-year old stripper from the club he manages.* By the halfway point, it turned into an advert for the club, including how much they charge for lapdances and "other services" (don't judge me). We just watched Robocop 2, and he has the briefest of cameos, so I was curious what he was up to these days. Stop judging me. He's 62! I don't know whether he's some Boi or WFTW. * "engaged" not "married"? "lap dancer" not "stripper" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 (edited) On 18/06/2020 at 10:50, Melanius Mullarkey said: Woman ‘terrified to leave her house’ after falling down open drain in Dundee city centre https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-woman-falls-into-drain-partner-says-council-are-not-responding-to-calls/ Even the drains threw her back out. Reveal hidden contents Hands across the divide... "The duo were walking and Marie turned to check on him as he walks with crutches. In doing so, she fell through the open hole opposite Specsavers on the Murraygate." On the other hand, what a lesson for OF fans, he's wearing a Celtic top and she's wearing a Rangers one. Thanks to SP & MM Edited June 26, 2020 by Jacksgranda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 Theyre like a Cleppie Road version of Romeo and Juliet. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Dundee man allegedly urinated, burped, coughed and broke wind on cops as well as performing sex act in front of them https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-man-allegedly-urinated-burped-coughed-and-broke-wind-on-cops-as-well-as-performing-sex-act-in-front-of-them/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 34 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Dundee man allegedly urinated, burped, coughed and broke wind on cops as well as performing sex act in front of them https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-man-allegedly-urinated-burped-coughed-and-broke-wind-on-cops-as-well-as-performing-sex-act-in-front-of-them/ Aka the full nap... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 43 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Dundee man allegedly urinated, burped, coughed and broke wind on cops as well as performing sex act in front of them https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-man-allegedly-urinated-burped-coughed-and-broke-wind-on-cops-as-well-as-performing-sex-act-in-front-of-them/ A Dundee man from Arbroath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 17 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: A Dundee man from Arbroath. Is this a limerick? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 8 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Is this a limerick? You'd need a better second line than that... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 27 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: A Dundee man from Arbroath. Found out that he had a big growth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 40 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: A Dundee man from Arbroath. 12 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Found out that he had a big growth He himmed and he haaaad As his smokie went bad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Dundee man allegedly urinated, burped, coughed and broke wind on cops as well as performing sex act in front of them He then put on a ridiculous accent, shouting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 46 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: He himmed and he haaaad As his smokie went bad So he urinated, burped, coughed and broke wind on cops and had to go up in front of the judge and take an oath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 On 26/06/2020 at 08:44, Jacksgranda said: He's 62! I don't know whether he's some Boi or WFTW. * "engaged" not "married"? "lap dancer" not "stripper" I'll give you the engaged bit, but it would be entertaining to hear a lap dancer outraged about being called a stripper. "Well, I may grind my arse into strangers' laps until they jizz in their pants, but I don't take my clothes off - I'm not a slut!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Just now, BigFatTabbyDave said: "Well, I may grind my arse into strangers' laps until they jizz in their pants, but I don't take my clothes off - I'm not a slut!" Enough about you though, Dave. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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