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It reminded me of an occasion when a friend and I were having a Saturday afternoon catch up with lunch in a village pub restaurant.

Two guys came in with all the cycling gear on proceeded to sit at the bar and order lunch.

It was my friend who noticed first and said: “Have you seen that they are drinking their second pint of beer?”

“Who?” I asked.

“Those two cyclists – and one of them has just ordered another one!”

We then watched as they finished their drinks and put their cycling helmets back on and went outside.

Needless to say the rest of our afternoon was ruined as we debated whether we should have called the police. Problem was we didn’t see which direction they went and there were several exits out of the village.

Now I’m not suggesting that these cyclists are indicative of all the cycling fraternity but it just takes a few to give others a bad name.


 

https://www.falkirkherald.co.uk/news/opinion/columnists/discovering-falkirk-countryside-spoiled-cyclist-2841691

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Aliens have likely visited Tayside and Fife, says leading UFO investigator following US military revelations

https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/1318785/feature-aliens-have-likely-visited-tayside-and-fife-says-leading-ufo-investigator-following-us-military-revelations/

Explains a lot.

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49 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Aliens have likely visited Tayside and Fife, says leading UFO investigator following US military revelations

https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/1318785/feature-aliens-have-likely-visited-tayside-and-fife-says-leading-ufo-investigator-following-us-military-revelations/

Explains a lot.

They came for the fish & chips at Anstruther. They had a bit of bother when they tried to pay in Zogs but otherwise enjoyed it. 

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52 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Aliens have likely visited Tayside and Fife, says leading UFO investigator following US military revelations

https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/1318785/feature-aliens-have-likely-visited-tayside-and-fife-says-leading-ufo-investigator-following-us-military-revelations/

Explains a lot.

They won't be coming back then.

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19 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said:

That's why they didn't hang around Bonnybridge, then. Well, that and being frightened when meeting the locals.

There was always the suspicion of a correlation between Scotland's UFO sighting hotspot also being where Buckfast made 95% of its profit.

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1 minute ago, alta-pete said:

What kind of mucked up personality disorder do you need to punch the dog and bite the burd...

https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/man-accused-of-punching-dog-and-biting-woman-at-whitfield-property/

Whitfield m9.

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1 hour ago, Detournement said:

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/glasgow-waitress-who-lockdown-sex-22093552

Is this normal for the Daily Record? It's basically a fake news story which is actually an advert for a singles website. 

If they are doing this then their finances must be in a bad nick. 

I just read an article on The Sun's website (don't judge me) about how Brian Tilsley off Coronation Street (don't judge me) has married a 21-year old stripper from the club he manages. By the halfway point, it turned into an advert for the club, including how much they charge for lapdances and "other services" (don't judge me).

We just watched Robocop 2, and he has the briefest of cameos, so I was curious what he was up to these days. Stop judging me.

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39 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

I just read an article on The Sun's website (don't judge me) about how Brian Tilsley off Coronation Street (don't judge me) has married a 21-year old stripper from the club he manages. By the halfway point, it turned into an advert for the club, including how much they charge for lapdances and "other services" (don't judge me).

We just watched Robocop 2, and he has the briefest of cameos, so I was curious what he was up to these days. Stop judging me.

 

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2 hours ago, Detournement said:

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/glasgow-waitress-who-lockdown-sex-22093552

Is this normal for the Daily Record? It's basically a fake news story which is actually an advert for a singles website. 

If they are doing this then their finances must be in a bad nick. 

This explains why Boris is keen to play down the importance of actually following lockdown instructions.

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57 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

I just read an article on The Sun's website (don't judge me) about how Brian Tilsley off Coronation Street (don't judge me) has married a 21-year old stripper from the club he manages. By the halfway point, it turned into an advert for the club, including how much they charge for lapdances and "other services" (don't judge me).

We just watched Robocop 2, and he has the briefest of cameos, so I was curious what he was up to these days. Stop judging me.

Give it a month and they'll reporting on a guy who took pills which increased the size of his boaby with a link to the website.

 

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3 minutes ago, Detournement said:

Give it a month and they'll reporting on a guy who took pills which increased the size of his boaby with a link to the website.

Yes, and I'd wager that some fool will no doubt post a link to the article on here.

Please be sure to bring it to my attention so I can give them the dressing-down they'll deserve!

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