Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Looks like throbber has finally managed to access Zoom. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/angus-mearns/1295317/coronavirus-shocking-indecent-images-on-zoom-force-angus-council-to-halt-online-covid-19-meeting/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Looks like throbber has finally managed to access Zoom. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/angus-mearns/1295317/coronavirus-shocking-indecent-images-on-zoom-force-angus-council-to-halt-online-covid-19-meeting/ Councillor Stew 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 1 hour ago, jimbaxters said: Councillor Stew Sawney Bean likes this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 Quote It reminded me of an occasion when a friend and I were having a Saturday afternoon catch up with lunch in a village pub restaurant. Two guys came in with all the cycling gear on proceeded to sit at the bar and order lunch. It was my friend who noticed first and said: “Have you seen that they are drinking their second pint of beer?” “Who?” I asked. “Those two cyclists – and one of them has just ordered another one!” We then watched as they finished their drinks and put their cycling helmets back on and went outside. Needless to say the rest of our afternoon was ruined as we debated whether we should have called the police. Problem was we didn’t see which direction they went and there were several exits out of the village. Now I’m not suggesting that these cyclists are indicative of all the cycling fraternity but it just takes a few to give others a bad name. https://www.falkirkherald.co.uk/news/opinion/columnists/discovering-falkirk-countryside-spoiled-cyclist-2841691 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 Dundee man's strategy for evading polis let down by crucial flaw - https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/thug-missing-front-teeth-bit-22013428 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 Aliens have likely visited Tayside and Fife, says leading UFO investigator following US military revelations https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/1318785/feature-aliens-have-likely-visited-tayside-and-fife-says-leading-ufo-investigator-following-us-military-revelations/ Explains a lot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 49 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Aliens have likely visited Tayside and Fife, says leading UFO investigator following US military revelations https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/1318785/feature-aliens-have-likely-visited-tayside-and-fife-says-leading-ufo-investigator-following-us-military-revelations/ Explains a lot. They came for the fish & chips at Anstruther. They had a bit of bother when they tried to pay in Zogs but otherwise enjoyed it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 52 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Aliens have likely visited Tayside and Fife, says leading UFO investigator following US military revelations https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/1318785/feature-aliens-have-likely-visited-tayside-and-fife-says-leading-ufo-investigator-following-us-military-revelations/ Explains a lot. They won't be coming back then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, bennett said: They won't be coming back then. Wrong! They're settling in very well. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Wrong! They're settling in very well. Little c***s. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 11 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: They came for the fish & chips at Anstruther. That's why they didn't hang around Bonnybridge, then. Well, that and being frightened when meeting the locals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 19 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: That's why they didn't hang around Bonnybridge, then. Well, that and being frightened when meeting the locals. There was always the suspicion of a correlation between Scotland's UFO sighting hotspot also being where Buckfast made 95% of its profit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 What kind of mucked up personality disorder do you need to punch the dog and bite the burd... https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/man-accused-of-punching-dog-and-biting-woman-at-whitfield-property/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 1 minute ago, alta-pete said: What kind of mucked up personality disorder do you need to punch the dog and bite the burd... https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/man-accused-of-punching-dog-and-biting-woman-at-whitfield-property/ Whitfield m9. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/glasgow-waitress-who-lockdown-sex-22093552 Is this normal for the Daily Record? It's basically a fake news story which is actually an advert for a singles website. If they are doing this then their finances must be in a bad nick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Detournement said: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/glasgow-waitress-who-lockdown-sex-22093552 Is this normal for the Daily Record? It's basically a fake news story which is actually an advert for a singles website. If they are doing this then their finances must be in a bad nick. I just read an article on The Sun's website (don't judge me) about how Brian Tilsley off Coronation Street (don't judge me) has married a 21-year old stripper from the club he manages. By the halfway point, it turned into an advert for the club, including how much they charge for lapdances and "other services" (don't judge me). We just watched Robocop 2, and he has the briefest of cameos, so I was curious what he was up to these days. Stop judging me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 39 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I just read an article on The Sun's website (don't judge me) about how Brian Tilsley off Coronation Street (don't judge me) has married a 21-year old stripper from the club he manages. By the halfway point, it turned into an advert for the club, including how much they charge for lapdances and "other services" (don't judge me). We just watched Robocop 2, and he has the briefest of cameos, so I was curious what he was up to these days. Stop judging me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Detournement said: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/glasgow-waitress-who-lockdown-sex-22093552 Is this normal for the Daily Record? It's basically a fake news story which is actually an advert for a singles website. If they are doing this then their finances must be in a bad nick. This explains why Boris is keen to play down the importance of actually following lockdown instructions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 57 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I just read an article on The Sun's website (don't judge me) about how Brian Tilsley off Coronation Street (don't judge me) has married a 21-year old stripper from the club he manages. By the halfway point, it turned into an advert for the club, including how much they charge for lapdances and "other services" (don't judge me). We just watched Robocop 2, and he has the briefest of cameos, so I was curious what he was up to these days. Stop judging me. Give it a month and they'll reporting on a guy who took pills which increased the size of his boaby with a link to the website. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, Detournement said: Give it a month and they'll reporting on a guy who took pills which increased the size of his boaby with a link to the website. Yes, and I'd wager that some fool will no doubt post a link to the article on here. Please be sure to bring it to my attention so I can give them the dressing-down they'll deserve! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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