Priti priti priti Patel Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 The top story on the Dumfries Courier website Quote https://www.dng24.co.uk/shoe-thieves-strike-again/ THIEVES have made off with a haul of shoes from Lockerbie Lorry Park – the second such robbery in a month. Rumour has it they came back for the right foots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charon Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 ^^ Imelda Marcos might be 90 but don't fook with her. * She named one of her weans Bongbong so I forgive her the whole dictatorship thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Quote Monica Anderson, a retired council worker from Dundee, admits she’s still uncertain as to whether Brexit will actually take place. But she is hopeful it does – even though she was a remain voter in 2016. Monica said: “I’m still waiting on it actually happening. I’m still doubtful it will actually happen because it has dragged on so long – but I would like to see it happen. “I voted remain before, but I don’t want Scotland to become independent from the UK so I would like to see Brexit happen. “I don’t think we should held hostage by politicians in Brussels. If there was another vote I would vote leave again. “I would say people are fed up – by now it is either going to happen or it’s not.” https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/brexit-countdown-have-dundonians-been-preparing-ahead-of-exit-from-the-eu/ Something tells me Monica isn’t quite the full shilling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 4 hours ago, The Master said: https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/brexit-countdown-have-dundonians-been-preparing-ahead-of-exit-from-the-eu/ Something tells me Monica isn’t quite the full shilling. Probably, but I think a photo of her would confirm it. Simply from the photo alone , I can tell that Alex Simpson should , at the very least, be deported. Although even without the pic , the description of him as an art student was enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3253557/The-ultimate-bad-hair-day-Woman-ends-hospital-confusing-builder-s-foam-hair-mousse.html?ito=facebook_share_article-facebook_preferred-top&fbclid=IwAR0Gbb_omLMhsMaHSsxKLw3bTQyqEoVfnYspm8e-2nm_JKyb5ZwXxwelmv4 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, GordonD said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3253557/The-ultimate-bad-hair-day-Woman-ends-hospital-confusing-builder-s-foam-hair-mousse.html?ito=facebook_share_article-facebook_preferred-top&fbclid=IwAR0Gbb_omLMhsMaHSsxKLw3bTQyqEoVfnYspm8e-2nm_JKyb5ZwXxwelmv4 My mum got her eye drops mixed up with superglue and glued her eyes shut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charon Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 On 25/01/2020 at 11:55, The Master said: https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/brexit-countdown-have-dundonians-been-preparing-ahead-of-exit-from-the-eu/ Something tells me Monica isn’t quite the full shilling. ? She quite rightly has doubts over the Democratic Process after all the Remainer backstabbing/delaying/whining. Officially the Divorce is tomorrow and I still have doubts because of the media luvvies leading sheeple. -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 1 hour ago, charon said: ? She quite rightly has doubts over the Democratic Process after all the Remainer backstabbing/delaying/whining. Officially the Divorce is tomorrow and I still have doubts because of the media luvvies leading sheeple. Hiya Monica, hiya pal. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charon Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, The Master said: Hiya Monica, hiya pal. Hiya loser Hiya pal. Almost 3 hours till you don't get cheap trips to Amsterdam. Gtrfuy Edited January 30, 2020 by charon -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 4 minutes ago, charon said: Hiya loser Hiya pal. Almost 3 hours till you don't get cheap trips to Amsterdam. Gtrfuy If you're going to try and troll, at least make sure you can actually count. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charon Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 ^^^ verge of uncontrollable non Europe tears. They warm me at night. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 12 hours ago, charon said: ^^^ verge of uncontrollable non Europe tears. They warm me at night. Nobody else will. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 [emoji23][emoji23]https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/18202638.brazen-thief-caught-stealing-slimming-world-banner-glasgow-cctv/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 https://www.fifetoday.co.uk/news/crime/drunk-celtic-fan-had-sex-with-taxi-1-5085809 Hail Hailed a cab? Fife Today. Is that a contradiction in terms? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-51400247 Anyone who has visited a Toby will sympathise. Anyone who has visited Caerphilly will be unsurprised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Might have been better trying his luck at KFC https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news/lincoln-news/man-who-used-fake-50-3812960 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 On 04/02/2020 at 18:18, jagfox99 said: https://www.fifetoday.co.uk/news/crime/drunk-celtic-fan-had-sex-with-taxi-1-5085809 Hail Hailed a cab? Fife Today. Is that a contradiction in terms? There's a 95% chance that I know this guy, who would have been in the year above me at school. Considering that he once dropped his trousers and pants and ran about the playground, this story comes as little surprise. I especially like the bit where the Central Fife based paper tries to keep the rep of Kirkcaldy as high as possible and prevent readers from thinking that everyone in the Lang Toon is a sexual deviant: Bruce, now of Bridge Street, Kirkcaldy, formerly of Broomhead Drive, Dunfermline... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 (edited) 6 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: There's a 95% chance that I know this guy, who would have been in the year above me at school. Considering that he once dropped his trousers and pants and ran about the playground, this story comes as little surprise. I especially like the bit where the Central Fife based paper tries to keep the rep of Kirkcaldy as high as possible and prevent readers from thinking that everyone in the Lang Toon is a sexual deviant: I’m curious as to why the headline makes no mention of the fence that the boy had sex with during the same incident. Is fence-shagging viewed as not particularly newsworthy in Fife ? Edited February 7, 2020 by A96 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 41 minutes ago, A96 said: I’m curious as to why the headline makes no mention of the fence that the boy had sex with during the same incident. Is fence-shagging viewed as not particularly newsworthy in Fife ? At the trial he asked for three other fences to be taken into consideration. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charon Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 40 minutes ago, A96 said: I’m curious as to why the headline makes no mention of the fence that the boy had sex with during the same incident. Is fence-shagging viewed as not particularly newsworthy in Fife ? Maybe he just 'reversed onto it' like Homer with the hedge? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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