GordonD Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/dec/12/penis-fish-fat-inkeeper-worms-california-beach 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 23 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Minter polis, three flairs up. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/1039770/video-you-just-hit-me-footage-shows-disgraced-fife-police-sergeant-trying-to-frame-his-wife/ Policeman cops a feel... https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2019-12-12/lapd-officer-accused-of-fondling-dead-womans-breasts-arrested-charged 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 Check out the journos wanting DM'd for more info, what else do you fucking need? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Check out the journos wanting DM'd for more info, what else do you fucking need? I went round that roundabout last week en-route to getting a couple of pies and a buttered roll at the Stephen's just out of shot. Could have been me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 11 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Check out the journos wanting DM'd for more info, what else do you fucking need? Where's the escaped turkey when you need one? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 20 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Check out the journos wanting DM'd for more info, what else do you fucking need? They want to know if Harry Clarke was driving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 https://www.scotsman.com/news/people/christmas-dinner-fears-as-brussels-sprouts-lorry-overturns-in-fife-1-5062906 "Hello, Police Scotland press office" "Hi, it's Janey GodBradley here, ahv DM'd you on Twitter about the sprouts incident" "Oh aye, what can I help you with love?" "Do ye ken how many sprouts get made in Scotland every year?" "Eh, naw. Fucken millions I wid imagine" "That's brilliant!! Cheers" Quote Brussels sprouts generate around £16.5 million for the Scottish economy every year, with millions grown by Scottish farmers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 ‘People were shocked, angry and upset’: Furious residents tear down barricade at popular Arbroath short cut https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/angus-mearns/1044073/people-were-shocked-angry-and-upset-furious-residents-tear-down-barricade-at-popular-arbroath-short-cut/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 1 hour ago, The Master said: ‘People were shocked, angry and upset’: Furious residents tear down barricade at popular Arbroath short cut https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/angus-mearns/1044073/people-were-shocked-angry-and-upset-furious-residents-tear-down-barricade-at-popular-arbroath-short-cut/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook I don't think Lichtie1888 organised that protest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 (edited) Declaration of Arbroath v2.0, complete with Lichties tie. Edited December 18, 2019 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 Anybody ever had their work Christmas meal at the local supermarket? FESTIVE revellers with an eye for a bargain are being offered the chance to stage their group Christmas lunches whilst doing the weekly shop. The Alness branch of the Morrisons supermarket chain is hoping to tantalise the taste buds of thrifty locals with a knock-down £7.50-a-head three-course meal. Helen Tordoff, head of cafes at Morrisons, said: "Some small businesses have had a tough year so we have created the best Christmas meal for those on a budget" https://www.northern-times.co.uk/news/take-your-christmas-party-to-morrisons-188231/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 4 hours ago, The Master said: ‘People were shocked, angry and upset’: Furious residents tear down barricade at popular Arbroath short cut The exit gates at Gayfield? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Creepy *** embarrasses himself outside local primary school. https://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/news/man-holding-ulster-flag-outside-catholic-primary-school-condemned-by-social-media-users-188855/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 11 minutes ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said: Creepy *** embarrasses himself outside local primary school. https://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/news/man-holding-ulster-flag-outside-catholic-primary-school-condemned-by-social-media-users-188855/ "Yass! We won at Parkhead. Get the fleg oot. I'm awa' tae the primary school tae get the Pope telt!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Is that flag sectarian ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 10 minutes ago, Dele said: Is that flag sectarian ? Dunno. It's certainly back to front. Ye'd think for all the importance these folk put on "flegs" they would at least be able to handle the basics of posing with it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Dele said: Is that flag sectarian ? The creepy *** clearly thinks it is in that context. Edited December 30, 2019 by welshbairn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Rumour is a teacher invited him in to let the kids explain proper nouns, capital letters and the correct use of an apostrophe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said: Creepy *** embarrasses himself outside local primary school. https://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/news/man-holding-ulster-flag-outside-catholic-primary-school-condemned-by-social-media-users-188855/ What a fanny he is. (Not sjb) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 16 hours ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said: Creepy *** embarrasses himself outside local primary school. https://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/news/man-holding-ulster-flag-outside-catholic-primary-school-condemned-by-social-media-users-188855/ Wonder if that's the same guy who tried to abduct a kiddie after the 2016 cup final... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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