The Master Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 Break news: leaves fall in autumn. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/angry-west-end-residents-demanding-council-clear-leaves-from-streets-before-someone-gets-injured/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 Local genius decides to graffiti the wall of the local Episcopal Cathedral. https://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/news/vandals-target-cathedral-on-eve-of-remembrance-events-185920/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 Missing Edinburgh man found in shark. https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh-news/richard-martyn-turner-edinburgh-named-17222096 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Would be preferable being in the shark rather than his Mrs tbh. Suicide imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 The "You couldn't make it up" brigade will be making hay with this one. In Johnson's constituency and he's been blaming the current Mayor for the rise in knife crime. London teenager was stabbed to death at knife awareness course 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 21 minutes ago, welshbairn said: The "You couldn't make it up" brigade will be making hay with this one. In Johnson's constituency and he's been blaming the current Mayor for the rise in knife crime. London teenager was stabbed to death at knife awareness course Knife unawareness courses are obv the way to go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 3 hours ago, Tynierose said: Would be preferable being in the shark rather than his Mrs tbh. That’s where he lost his left arm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Not sure the guy will give the breakfast 5 stars on Tripadvisor. https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/18029202.dunfermline-shoplifter-ate-way-police-cell-mattress/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 (edited) https://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/news/auxiliary-nurse-keen-to-find-lovely-guy-she-met-in-inverness-bar-186316/ Could it be you? Edited November 14, 2019 by Highland Capital 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 7 minutes ago, Highland Capital said: https://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/news/auxiliary-nurse-keen-to-find-lovely-guy-she-met-in-inverness-bar-186316/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 40 minutes ago, Highland Capital said: https://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/news/auxiliary-nurse-keen-to-find-lovely-guy-she-met-in-inverness-bar-186316/ She’s looking for a short ginger man with a beard. Fire in, various P&B posters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 3 hours ago, Highland Capital said: https://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/news/auxiliary-nurse-keen-to-find-lovely-guy-she-met-in-inverness-bar-186316/ Could it be you? She looks like a bona-fide nutjob. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Definitely not a serial killer. No sir. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Quite sad news in Dunfermline this week. Some nutter attacked a random guy outside Wetherspoons. Not sure what kind of knife it was but he was sliced right open. There was a pic on facebook. Nearly boked.https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/4956061/dunfermline-fife-attempted-murder-michael-gardner/amp/In the middle of the day wtf? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 https://www.dng24.co.uk/have-you-got-the-bev-factor/ Pretty sure most folk on here are under the influence of "The Bev Factor". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 (edited) https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/police-called-after-xplore-dundee-service-breaks-down-at-busy-intersection/ Quote Police called after Xplore Dundee service breaks down at busy intersection Quote busy intersection Quote intersection Edited November 25, 2019 by The Master 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/angus-mearns/1028333/lost-lorry-driver-creates-chaos-in-narrow-arbroath-street/ In itself this probably is newsworthy, but the way it’s reported is like that episode of Still Game where the stories of the lorry crashing into the power station got ever more elaborate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 North-east teenager in court for simulating sex with teddy bear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 North-east teenager in court for simulating sex with teddy bearImagine waking up the next day and getting flashbacks to that.[emoji38]Wtf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 4 hours ago, NorthernLights said: North-east teenager in court for simulating sex with teddy bear Redeemed himself by smashing up the tacky lights in the garden IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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