Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 ‘It was the length of the dog’: Pooch returns from bushes with giant sex toy in Fife park https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/999436/it-was-the-length-of-the-dog-pooch-returns-from-bushes-with-giant-sex-toy-in-fife-park/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 55 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Pooch returns from bushes with giant sex toy in Fife park https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/999436/it-was-the-length-of-the-dog-pooch-returns-from-bushes-with-giant-sex-toy-in-fife-park/ I'm presuming they've blurred out a dog-sh*te to focus the reader's attention on the sex toy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 37 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I'm presuming they've blurred out a dog-sh*te to focus the reader's attention on the sex toy. @sjc will know. He should be an expert in identifying blurred out rude pictures by now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: ‘It was the length of the dog’: Pooch returns from bushes with giant sex toy in Fife park https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/999436/it-was-the-length-of-the-dog-pooch-returns-from-bushes-with-giant-sex-toy-in-fife-park/ Back in the day you used to find porno books in bushes, that's progress for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: @sjc will know. He should be an expert in identifying blurred out rude pictures by now. I can see no good resulting from me making any comment on this. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 (edited) https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news/local-news/home-intruder-masturbates-mum-wakes-3446499 No footage been released thankfully. Edited October 19, 2019 by LincolnHearts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 1 hour ago, LincolnHearts said: https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news/local-news/home-intruder-masturbates-mum-wakes-3446499 No footage been released thankfully. Afraid you'd be recognised? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 31 minutes ago, GordonD said: Afraid you'd be recognised? I wouldn't fap over that mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 2 hours ago, LincolnHearts said: https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news/local-news/home-intruder-masturbates-mum-wakes-3446499 No footage been released thankfully. It wasn’t footage being released that she was worried about. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 https://www.newsweek.com/louisiana-grosse-tete-iberville-parish-tiger-truck-stop-camel-florida-woman-bites-testicles-1460682 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Ok then... https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/greenock-man-desperate-track-down-20664013 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 On 19/10/2019 at 14:50, LincolnHearts said: https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news/local-news/home-intruder-masturbates-mum-wakes-3446499 No footage been released thankfully. is it entirely reasonable that part-way through a graphic article about a masturbating intruder LincolnshireLive have chosen to hyperlink the word 'parents' to their own section on 'what to do with your family and kids over half term and the run up to christmas' page ? been violated in your own home by a wanking prowler - cheer yourself up after sponging his jizz of your antimacassar by taking all the family to see the dinosaurs at Lincoln castle - yay ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 On 19/10/2019 at 17:06, Melanius Mullarkey said: It wasn’t footage being released that she was worried about. FFS, it took me 5 days to get that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 Angus man who tried to fly drone into Perth Prison claimed Romanian circus stole his chihuahua 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 1 minute ago, NorthernLights said: Angus man who tried to fly drone into Perth Prison claimed Romanian circus stole his chihuahua Is drinking a litre of vodka a good start to your Taken-style mission to recover your chihuahua? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 13 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Is drinking a litre of vodka a good start to your Taken-style mission to recover your chihuahua? He won't find you, and he will be sick on the Kirriemuir to Dundee bus.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 1 hour ago, NorthernLights said: Angus man who tried to fly drone into Perth Prison claimed Romanian circus stole his chihuahua That's an outstanding headline! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/25/trans-woman-tried-to-sue-beauticians-for-refusing-to-wax-her-testicles-10982552/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skerla Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/17997933.kingsgate-worker-whacked-repeatedly-baguette-trouble-broke-greggs/?fbclid=IwAR25mDDFG6Lg5Woi0HXDVKFVSzDsTaXwBSWKLRVmLpyz2jQStFpPpStMzOw Boy arrested for battering a security guard over the head with a baguette after he was asked to stop touching cakes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 3 hours ago, Skerla said: https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/17997933.kingsgate-worker-whacked-repeatedly-baguette-trouble-broke-greggs/?fbclid=IwAR25mDDFG6Lg5Woi0HXDVKFVSzDsTaXwBSWKLRVmLpyz2jQStFpPpStMzOw Boy arrested for battering a security guard over the head with a baguette after he was asked to stop touching cakes. He was charged with disturbing the piece. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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