LincolnHearts Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news/local-news/i-hired-builder-fix-roof-3271493 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Quite enjoyed this one. The John O'Groats community coming together to deliver a collective f**k you to cyclists wanting ice cream. Not sure who wins here. https://www.johnogroat-journal.co.uk/news/john-ogroats-not-deloitted-with-arrival-of-mass-cycling-event-182969/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 6 hours ago, WeAreElgin said: Quite enjoyed this one. The John O'Groats community coming together to deliver a collective f**k you to cyclists wanting ice cream. Not sure who wins here. https://www.johnogroat-journal.co.uk/news/john-ogroats-not-deloitted-with-arrival-of-mass-cycling-event-182969/ They should get that North 500 tae f**k as well. Or make tourists stop and fill in every pot hole they see. What have they ever done for us? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Read the story - then the comments. https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/17908505.indian-takeaway-dunfermline-best-fife/ https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/crime/i-know-your-address-you-12059590 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 female walking about lochee high street earlier naked hopefully she’s ok 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 female walking about lochee high street earlier naked hopefully she’s okAye seen a clip on twitter of her running. :-( 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 13 minutes ago, Ylf said: female walking about lochee high street earlier naked hopefully she’s ok Not a bad crowd for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 female walking about lochee high street earlier naked hopefully she’s okFarmfoods claiming to have great food is a bit of a stretch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 All sorts of strip search shenanigans in Aberdeen recently... North-east man in court for farting during strip search Man threw his pants at Aberdeen police officer during search 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 Welcome to the Kingdom https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/17917113.dunfermline-teenager-chased-pal-street-crowbar-sword-urinated-cupboard/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 On 18/09/2019 at 19:11, Sergeant Wilson said: Not a bad crowd for it. Celtic claiming it’s a crowd of 750,000. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 All sorts of strip search shenanigans in Aberdeen recently... North-east man in court for farting during strip search Man threw his pants at Aberdeen police officer during search 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 (edited) Scum ETA...a wee typo in the last line of that report would have been deliciously ironic punishment. Edited September 21, 2019 by Arch Stanton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Can’t bring myself to post the link. Read in the Dunfermline Press a boy rang 999 claiming to have been stabbed. Ambulance crew got there just as he was about to slosh tomato soup all over himself, pretending it was blood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Great work. Always wise to have a backup tool with you incase a sword just isn't enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 7 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Can’t bring myself to post the link. Read in the Dunfermline Press a boy rang 999 claiming to have been stabbed. Ambulance crew got there just as he was about to slosh tomato soup all over himself, pretending it was blood. Lazy b*****d not sending a link. I am a bit busy the now but will ketchup with it later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 9 minutes ago, HenryHill said: Lazy b*****d not sending a link. I am a bit busy the now but will ketchup with it later. I only like ketchup with a lorne not a link. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/17913651.police-time-waster-said-39-d-stabbed-planned-use-tomato-soup-fake-blood/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 12 hours ago, HenryHill said: Lazy b*****d not sending a link. I am a bit busy the now but will ketchup with it later. A good reporter never reveals his sauces. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Grass roots fitba... https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/violence-flares-at-womens-football-match-as-police-attend-at-dundee-fixture/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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