Shandon Par Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Ah, Fifers eh? https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/17608057.dunfermline-man-injured-after-headbutting-wall/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Touched her breasts in a 'Benny Hill way' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-48299118 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 31 minutes ago, LincolnHearts said: Touched her breasts in a 'Benny Hill way' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-48299118 Did Benny Hill ever actually grope the girls on his show or was it all just heavily implied? I bet they think he always used to chase the girls at the end too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 When you've finished wanking, vote for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nightfly Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 A story about sausages. https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/17654824.swindon-mum-finds-sausage-meat-face-in-91p-packet-of-aldi-bangers/?fbclid=IwAR2WQEPecbs-QerM7Dv9l-QbxP7fprgtY3i9NEaHfrEBO1sywGZSImsVXpg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nightfly Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 A local story if you live in Taiwan. Sex toys in claw machines. https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/3706692 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nightfly Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 The Loo-vre.https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/angus-mearns/895190/east-haven-toilet-artists-defiance-against-callous-thieves/?fbclid=IwAR0A1MVbWrftpgj_MwxKin5uxfkvbZjxiRuRN98EwXVFaHs4qPoEdP32zVk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Edinburgh Live publishes an incredible amount of pish. https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh-news/mums-warning-after-shirtless-man-16275272 "My friend's dog was poisoned". BE A WEAR. "A strange man spoke to my wanes". BE A WEAR. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Edinburgh Live publishes an incredible amount of pish. https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh-news/mums-warning-after-shirtless-man-16275272 "My friend's dog was poisoned". BE A WEAR. "A strange man spoke to my wanes". BE A WEAR. Did he also mention that she had turned the weans against him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 51 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Edinburgh Live publishes an incredible amount of pish. https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh-news/mums-warning-after-shirtless-man-16275272 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Fifers eh? "reacted badly when his bank card was handed back to him through a letterbox." https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/17676733.kelty-coal-carrying-champ-threw-slab-at-exs-door/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 How does one become a coal carrying world champion? Bags per hr? Overall weight? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 50 minutes ago, Lofarl said: How does one become a coal carrying world champion? Bags per hr? Overall weight? You're not from Kelty. You wouldn't understand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Fifers eh? "reacted badly when his bank card was handed back to him through a letterbox." https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/17676733.kelty-coal-carrying-champ-threw-slab-at-exs-door/ Imagine the police report getting the wrong type of brick in their report. The case should have been thrown out at that point 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 How does one become a coal carrying world champion? Bags per hr? Overall weight?It's an uphill slog of a mile (maybe two) with a 35 kg of something bag of coal over your shoulder. It's usually held on Kelty Gala Day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 It's an uphill slog of a mile (maybe two) with a 35 kg of something bag of coal over your shoulder. It's usually held on Kelty Gala Day.Would have to be a 35kg bag of coal otherwise you'd just be the 35kg bag of something carrying champion surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Would have to be a 35kg bag of coal otherwise you'd just be the 35kg bag of something carrying champion surely?Sorry triping errot. Meant to say 35kg or something as I don't know the actual mass of coal they have to lug up the hill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 It is 50kg for the men and 20kg for women to be carried over a distance of 1012 in the shortest time possible 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 (edited) 15 hours ago, Salvo Montalbano said: 19 hours ago, Lofarl said: How does one become a coal carrying world champion? Bags per hr? Overall weight? It's an uphill slog of a mile (maybe two) with a 35 kg of something bag of coal over your shoulder. It's usually held on Kelty Gala Day. Honouring the times when Kelty men would kidnap women from neighbouring tribes and carry them off to be their brides - the 1970s. Edited June 1, 2019 by GordonD 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Have any P&B'ers tried this?https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-crashes-into-river-after-attempting-to-give-himself-a-blowjob-while-driving/?fbclid=IwAR2sLgAXdUoetNr7HMDi7zw7PAE35egEATl_6gSFtQIqgD38_HqinTNFZvw -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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