NorthernLights Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/locals-express-disgust-as-hot-weather-causes-rancid-smell/ Quote Residents in an Aberdeen community today claimed the hot weather has created a pungent pong that has left some of them retching in the streets. The Torry Pong – described by one woman as “a cocktail of ammonia, cat pee and onions” – has got worse in recent days. The community has long been plagued by odours, which residents believe comes from the Nigg wastewater treatment plant, however, the summer heatwave prompted a fresh wave of complaints to Scottish Water and the Scottish Environment Protection Agency (Sepa). Both agencies have now launched investigations to get to the root of the problem. Jasmin Gray, 24, who lives on Victoria Road, said: “It was so bad when I was walking home from work on Monday night that I was actually gagging. “I’ve never smelt anything like it before – it’s like a cocktail of ammonia, onions and cat pee.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 24 minutes ago, NorthernLights said: Sex attacker with no penis used 'unknown object' to have sex with two women The annoying thing is it never mentioned where he left it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 On 7/10/2018 at 14:30, Alert Mongoose said: Astonishing scenes on the Evening Tully in Dundee as they begin a campaign to jail child sex offenders. 32 minutes ago, NorthernLights said: Sex attacker with no penis used 'unknown object' to have sex with two women Aw well back to the drawing board. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 38 minutes ago, NorthernLights said: Sex attacker with no penis used 'unknown object' to have sex with two women There was a young policeman from Munchen. Who had a sexual organ that just wouldn't function For years and years he fooled his dear wife With intelligent use of his truncheon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 48 minutes ago, NorthernLights said: Sex attacker with no penis used 'unknown object' to have sex with two women Given that his girlfriend's contracted thrush after sex, my money would be on it being a cucumber or courgette. I've heard they can cause such problems 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 http://www.barrheadnews.com/news/16376849.neilston-man-shops-until-he-drops-while-asleep/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 Sheffield topiarist 'disgusted by drunk hedge sex' https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-44964690?ocid=socialflow_twitter&ns_source=twitter&ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbcnews 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 Astonishing scenes on the Evening Tully in Dundee as they begin a campaign to jail child sex offenders. Has she spelled her own name wrong? I’ve never heard of the surname McArroll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 Dog Jeremy https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/2998867/aberdeenshire-chihuahua-huge-toodle-buster-gemma-guyan/ EDIT - 'Toodle'?!?!? FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 On 23/05/2018 at 16:12, Melanius Mullarkey said: On a lighter note: Live turtle found in bin https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/video-cruelty-probe-launched-after-live-turtle-dumped-in-dundee-street-bin/ He was probably drunk and thought the pie had a very hard crust... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 12 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: Dog Jeremy https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/2998867/aberdeenshire-chihuahua-huge-toodle-buster-gemma-guyan/ EDIT - 'Toodle'?!?!? FFS. I'm glad my missus doesn't put me in a cold bath every time I get an erection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 Clearly nothing to do in Dundee of an evening. Quote Dundee man in custody over city centre fire-raising allegations A 32-year-old man has been remanded in custody after allegedly setting fire to vehicles in Dundee city centre. Christopher Adam, of Hilltown Terrace, is facing five charges including setting fire to a car, a motorbike cover and a restaurant menu, breaking into a vehicle and stealing a TV, and throwing a traffic cone at a restaurant’s windows, while on bail. He appeared on petition at Dundee Sheriff Court on Monday and made no plea. The charges state that on July 27, the accused broke into a motor vehicle on Trades Lane and stole a television. On the same day, he is said to have wilfully and recklessly destroyed or damaged property belonging to another without reasonable excuse, by repeatedly throwing a traffic cone or similar at the windows of Brassica restaurant on Shore Terrace, causing damage. A third charge states that the man also wilfully set fire to a menu at Brassica, with the flames spreading and causing damage to the table it was sitting on. Furthermore, the accused is alleged to have wilfully set fire to a car, with the fire spreading to adjacent vehicles and causing “extensive damage” to both at Trades Lane. A final charge accuses Adam of wilfully setting fire to tarpaulin, which caused damage to a motorbike it was covering, at Allan Lane. All of the alleged offences were said to have been committed on Friday, July 27 while Adam was on bail granted bail on February 8, 2018 at Dundee Sheriff Court. He was remanded in custody and his case was continued for further examination. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/697429/dundee-man-in-custody-over-city-centre-fire-raising-allegations/?sso-c=MC42MDY0MjgwMCAxNTMyOTc3NTc4 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 Sailor hallucinates about fish and chips at sea During a particularly difficult spell when the crew were rowing for two hours on and one hour off, the Moray man revealed he thought he was in a pub and a waitress was about to bring him fish and chips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 2 hours ago, Snafu said: Sad news for beer lovers in Inverness as Tomlinsons Beer Shop in Castle Street closes its door after 6 years. That's a real shame used to pop in there whenever up in Inverness, do you know why it's shutting down? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 6 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Sailor hallucinates about fish and chips at sea Haud the fucking bus. Is he trying to claim he’s crossed the Pacific? Last time I looked Honolulu was in the middle of the Pacific. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/angus-mearns/700093/forfar-couple-say-they-have-missed-sizzling-summer-because-of-seagull-hell/amp/those pesky seagulls!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 6 hours ago, ah-dee said: https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/angus-mearns/700093/forfar-couple-say-they-have-missed-sizzling-summer-because-of-seagull-hell/amp/ those pesky seagulls!!! Peak sadface. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Peak sadface. i love that distraught horizon stare. strikes fear into the heart! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 7 hours ago, ah-dee said: https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/angus-mearns/700093/forfar-couple-say-they-have-missed-sizzling-summer-because-of-seagull-hell/amp/ those pesky seagulls!!! Quote The gulls have been keeping us awake at night because of the noise which goes on all day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 This picture is captioned "One of the offending gulls". How can they be sure? That one could be a quiet retiring gull who despairs the racket that his noisy brethren make. Yet he's the one who is denigrated in the Courier without a trial of his peers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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