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Woman tries to take jars of Nutella of >100ml through airport security. Woman has said Nutella confiscated. Woman goes greeting to the Sunday Post.

http://www.sundaypost.com/that-s-life/real-life-stories/personalised-nutella-spread-ruled-a-security-risk-by-airport-1.735232

I take it that she has a loose vagina.

Fuming Kara Harrison

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Woman tries to take jars of Nutella of >100ml through airport security. Woman has said Nutella confiscated. Woman goes greeting to the Sunday Post.

http://www.sundaypost.com/that-s-life/real-life-stories/personalised-nutella-spread-ruled-a-security-risk-by-airport-1.735232

I'm amazed the journalist picked up on this important news item on their email between checking twitter feeds of the rich and famous and what's trending on youtube. I don't know, in my day etc.

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Woman tries to take jars of Nutella of >100ml through airport security. Woman has said Nutella confiscated. Woman goes greeting to the Sunday Post.

http://www.sundaypost.com/that-s-life/real-life-stories/personalised-nutella-spread-ruled-a-security-risk-by-airport-1.735232

Think the key disgrace in this story has been missed:

"Among the highlights was a visit to the famous Selfridges department store in Oxford Street, where shoppers can buy special jars of Nutella with their names on the label. They’re so popular queues often bring the shop to a standstill."

"I explained that they were Nutella spread and that they were Christmas presents"

Personalised Nutella and giving it as a Christmas present. Jesus Christ.

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What a bell end. Is there not actually a law regarding denominations anyway?

http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/fined-dundee-driver-tells-court-he-ll-pay-in-coppers-1.732709

Regarding Nutella Wifey on the other hand:

The Home Economics teacher said: “They told me the chocolate was dangerous and had to be confiscated. I was distraught.”

There is nothing worse. :bairn Edited by Hedgecutter
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Batshit crazy woman cancels Christmas because she thinks her son should learn Sanskrit.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/mum-cancels-christmas-no-turkey-4846295

I reckon we should f**k with her head and get her boy a booitsme7 compilation gif dvd.

eta because the website went down.

Edited by Zen Archer
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Batshit crazy woman cancels Christmas because she thinks her son should learn Sanskrit.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/mum-cancels-christmas-no-turkey-4846295

Yeah because private school kids never shout, swear or look at porn on their mobile phones. Deluded.
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Batshit crazy woman cancels Christmas because she thinks her son should learn Sanskrit.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/mum-cancels-christmas-no-turkey-4846295

Yeah because private school kids never shout, swear or look at porn on their mobile phones. Deluded.
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Batshit crazy woman cancels Christmas because she thinks her son should learn Sanskrit.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/mum-cancels-christmas-no-turkey-4846295

There were big classes, bad behaviour, bullying and a lack of care for what happened to kids ­afterwards. I reckon things have only got worse.

Edited by Carl Cort's Hamstring
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A MAN who thought his house was being broken into dialled 999 ... only to realise it was two police officers coming to arrest him.

The 35-year-old from Portsoy made the emergency call when there was a knock on his door yesterday.

The two officers knocked again and when he opened the door he thought the police had arrived rather fast and was grateful for their speedy response.

But the humour was short-lived when he realised they had an outstanding warrant to arrest him.

The man is due to appear at Banff Justice of the Peace Court today.

Police Scotland tweeted about the incident and branded the man as their #neepoftheweek.

http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/local/man-called-999-to-report-break-in-then-realised-it-was-cops-coming-to-arrest-him-1.750553

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