Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Woman tries to take jars of Nutella of >100ml through airport security. Woman has said Nutella confiscated. Woman goes greeting to the Sunday Post. http://www.sundaypost.com/that-s-life/real-life-stories/personalised-nutella-spread-ruled-a-security-risk-by-airport-1.735232 I take it that she has a loose vagina. Fuming Kara Harrison 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Woman tries to take jars of Nutella of >100ml through airport security. Woman has said Nutella confiscated. Woman goes greeting to the Sunday Post. http://www.sundaypost.com/that-s-life/real-life-stories/personalised-nutella-spread-ruled-a-security-risk-by-airport-1.735232 I'm amazed the journalist picked up on this important news item on their email between checking twitter feeds of the rich and famous and what's trending on youtube. I don't know, in my day etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Home Economics teacher? Who the f**k does Home Economics these days? Home Economics students! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 A six-foot mechanical polar bear that dances and sings Christmas carols is being investigated after a council received a noise complaint. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-30475642 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Woman tries to take jars of Nutella of >100ml through airport security. Woman has said Nutella confiscated. Woman goes greeting to the Sunday Post. http://www.sundaypost.com/that-s-life/real-life-stories/personalised-nutella-spread-ruled-a-security-risk-by-airport-1.735232 Think the key disgrace in this story has been missed: "Among the highlights was a visit to the famous Selfridges department store in Oxford Street, where shoppers can buy special jars of Nutella with their names on the label. They’re so popular queues often bring the shop to a standstill." "I explained that they were Nutella spread and that they were Christmas presents" Personalised Nutella and giving it as a Christmas present. Jesus Christ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 (edited) What a bell end. Is there not actually a law regarding denominations anyway? http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/fined-dundee-driver-tells-court-he-ll-pay-in-coppers-1.732709 Regarding Nutella Wifey on the other hand: The Home Economics teacher said: “They told me the chocolate was dangerous and had to be confiscated. I was distraught.”There is nothing worse. Edited December 16, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Man Bites Dog /thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Aircraft spotted in sky shocker! http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/hercules-labours-over-dundee-1.743606#articlecomment 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 FFS! Armageddon mate, we're all doomed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Aircraft spotted in sky shocker! http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/hercules-labours-over-dundee-1.743606#articlecomment The plane was able to capture this image of some of the locals' reaction.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/11669029.Man_rings_police_after_neighbour_posts__creepy__picture_of_Cliff_Richard_in_his_window/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Batshit crazy woman cancels Christmas because she thinks her son should learn Sanskrit. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/mum-cancels-christmas-no-turkey-4846295 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 (edited) Batshit crazy woman cancels Christmas because she thinks her son should learn Sanskrit. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/mum-cancels-christmas-no-turkey-4846295 I reckon we should f**k with her head and get her boy a booitsme7 compilation gif dvd.eta because the website went down. Edited December 22, 2014 by Zen Archer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Batshit crazy woman cancels Christmas because she thinks her son should learn Sanskrit. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/mum-cancels-christmas-no-turkey-4846295 Yeah because private school kids never shout, swear or look at porn on their mobile phones. Deluded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Batshit crazy woman cancels Christmas because she thinks her son should learn Sanskrit. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/mum-cancels-christmas-no-turkey-4846295 Yeah because private school kids never shout, swear or look at porn on their mobile phones. Deluded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Cort's Hamstring Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 (edited) Batshit crazy woman cancels Christmas because she thinks her son should learn Sanskrit. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/mum-cancels-christmas-no-turkey-4846295 There were big classes, bad behaviour, bullying and a lack of care for what happened to kids afterwards. I reckon things have only got worse. Edited December 22, 2014 by Carl Cort's Hamstring 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 In Aberdeen.. Is that an injured parrot in the road? No it's a hat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 A MAN who thought his house was being broken into dialled 999 ... only to realise it was two police officers coming to arrest him. The 35-year-old from Portsoy made the emergency call when there was a knock on his door yesterday. The two officers knocked again and when he opened the door he thought the police had arrived rather fast and was grateful for their speedy response. But the humour was short-lived when he realised they had an outstanding warrant to arrest him. The man is due to appear at Banff Justice of the Peace Court today. Police Scotland tweeted about the incident and branded the man as their #neepoftheweek. http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/local/man-called-999-to-report-break-in-then-realised-it-was-cops-coming-to-arrest-him-1.750553 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mojo Risin' Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 North-Yorkshireman gets a job 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Just noticed the story at the bottom of the parrot/hat conundrum. http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-17596214 Snake in loft was draft excluder. The draught excluder - named Sid - is now at the Scottish SPCA's Aberdeen Animal Rescue and Rehoming Centre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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