carpetmonster Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/cops-cordon-scots-greggs-with-29654389 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 Reversing driver mounts parked car on Elgin High Street 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 30 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Reversing driver mounts parked car on Elgin High Street 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 Exact date unknown, but I liked this newsletter snippet: Reported time bomb after saving 'neeps' HERE is the story of George Donald, a North- East of Scotland farmer, and a Nazi bomb. The bomb fell in the middle of one of George's turnip fields, buried itself many feet in the ground, and failed to explode. Some days later George reported its presence to the authorities, who immediately sent a disposal squad out to the 'farm. Why hadn't it been reported sooner, they wanted to know. "Well," said George, "I kent fine if I told you fellows you would have come and blown it up and ruined a' my neeps." It was then that the disposal experts noticed that the whole area round the bomb hole had been cleared of turnips. "I could hardly ask onybody else tae dae the job, so I just took my time and cleared away the neeps masel'. Now you can go ahead an' blow the dam' thing up." The explosion that followed shook a nearby town - but George's neeps were safe. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 Typical Scouser. Horrible people. Eurovision 2023: Airbnb host tried to increase rent from £465 to over £2,000 - BBC News 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted April 14, 2023 Share Posted April 14, 2023 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-65258108 18,000 is child’s play compared to that guy on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/apr/18/woman-forced-to-repaint-pink-front-door-to-listed-edinburgh-building "Dickson, 49, told the BBC: “I don’t understand why it has caused them to be so angry, I can’t understand that emotion about the colour of a door. These homes were built as entertainment spaces. They are incredible spaces and I have leaned into the bones of the rooms to maximise their beauty. “I have restored all the windows and kept the cornices and mouldings as well as the shutters. I have been much more sympathetic than more modern refits. And I saw a pink door on EastEnders last night, so it really isn’t that weird.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 Meanwhile, in Swindon: Drunk women's 'sex acts' outside Iceland leaves onlookers disgusted | Swindon Advertiser 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 https://www.theguardian.com/food/2023/apr/21/miller-high-life-champagne-problems 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 (edited) I wonder if he's related to Big Aggie*? https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/crime-courts/5633269/john-souter-offshore-worker-sex-act/ Quote ‘Oops, sorry, wrong person’: Offshore worker made sexually explicit video call to recruiter John Souter, who has previous sexual offence and public indecency convictions, also forwarded the woman two graphic sexual images. *worth a reminder: Edited April 22, 2023 by Hedgecutter 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 11 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Meanwhile, in Swindon: Drunk women's 'sex acts' outside Iceland leaves onlookers disgusted | Swindon Advertiser Ah that's why Mums gone to Iceland! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK Hibee Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 11 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Meanwhile, in Swindon: Drunk women's 'sex acts' outside Iceland leaves onlookers disgusted | Swindon Advertiser It disgusted them so much they stopped to watch for 20 mins and take photos 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 Is this your minkie? https://news.sky.com/story/amp/minke-whale-30-foot-marine-mammal-found-dead-on-north-berwick-beach-12861953 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 ““Me and my team were disgusted by it. Why would people do that in public on a sunny afternoon like today,” he said.” Better than doing it in the pishing rain. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 13 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Meanwhile, in Swindon: Drunk women's 'sex acts' outside Iceland leaves onlookers disgusted | Swindon Advertiser Six policemen turned up... I bet they wouldn't have responded like that if it had been an old dear shoplifting. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 Fife, there (again). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Fife, there (again). That's Dysart for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 9 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Fife, there (again). Joggers down, joggers down 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Meanwhile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 On 22/04/2023 at 08:48, HK Hibee said: It disgusted them so much they stopped to watch for 20 mins and take photos I was worried for a minute as I was in Swindon recently. Then I realised any sex act lasting 20 minutes rules me out as a suspect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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