scottsdad Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 A good mate of mine owns a funeral business. He's made a fortune out of planting people, despite the machinations of the Co-op Mafia. Sadly his name isn't interesting, like Chugbucket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 39 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Used to do a bit of work for a funeral director. He’d ring me up and in his Rev I M Jolly voice say “hello it’s Jim the merry mortician”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibeeJibee Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: A good mate of mine owns a funeral business. He's made a fortune Yet some say it's a dying industry! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 (edited) 10 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Who wants Zoe to do their funeral? I'd need to see a pic before making such a quick judgement. ETA - I just checked. As you were. Edited December 9, 2022 by hk blues 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 Excellent compo faces. A furious dad says Asda staff sold his seven-year-old son a scratchcard – despite the fact that the minimum age for such a purpose is 16. James Fletcher-Retallick, 47, said he was "shocked" son Ronnie, seven, was able to make the purchase with his pocket money 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 On 07/12/2022 at 18:39, Shandon Par said: My mum broke a tooth on a Wham bar so you do have to be careful with these sweets right enough. Whams and Desperate Dan's. The tooth takers of the 10p confectionery world. 7 minutes ago, bennett said: Yikes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 On 08/12/2022 at 20:41, HibeeJibee said: On an unrelated note I'm interested somebody bothers to put 'Established 2022' on their shop... It'll pay for itself come 2122.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 1 hour ago, bennett said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 Welshy, what's with the Sidney Greenstreet pic ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 Nativity scene moved into empty Aberdeen shop to deter vandals - BBC News "In a previous vandalism incident, the model of the baby Jesus was reported to have been smashed in half and its face stolen." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 On 11/12/2022 at 20:22, Florentine_Pogen said: Welshy, what's with the Sidney Greenstreet pic ? I got Morocco in the sweepstake. It's from the film Casablanca and he's wearing a Fez. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 On 07/12/2022 at 11:31, Hedgecutter said: Some phenomenal seasonal product placement in there. Why even bother bringing back The Snowman. Deaf offender chucked Irn Bru can at car during Langlees unpleasantness The Irn Bru marketing lads at it again 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 On 11/12/2022 at 17:22, bennett said: Excellent compo faces. A furious dad says Asda staff sold his seven-year-old son a scratchcard – despite the fact that the minimum age for such a purpose is 16. James Fletcher-Retallick, 47, said he was "shocked" son Ronnie, seven, was able to make the purchase with his pocket money His Dad had sent him out for heroin. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 27, 2022 Share Posted December 27, 2022 South Korea lifts ban on import of adult sex dolls - BBC News 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted December 27, 2022 Share Posted December 27, 2022 On 18/12/2022 at 10:30, welshbairn said: I got Morocco in the sweepstake. It's from the film Casablanca and he's wearing a Fez. Still find myself thinking about this and smiling. Belter! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted December 27, 2022 Share Posted December 27, 2022 7 hours ago, GordonD said: South Korea lifts ban on import of adult sex dolls - BBC News Interesting read, seems they are effectively protecting the domestic production of child sized sex dolls…don’t think that was entirely what they intended. More worrisome is the suggestion that’s only banned in Oz, the UK and the U.S. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 On 22/12/2022 at 10:33, scottsdad said: Deaf offender chucked Irn Bru can at car during Langlees unpleasantness The Irn Bru marketing lads at it again "Unpleasantness" is the kind of word you don't see used in headlines often. I like it. DISAGREEABLE TRAIN CRASH KILLS 83 IRRESPONSIBLE MOLESTER JAILED MEDIOCRE EXPLOSION IN CRIMEA 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 24 minutes ago, BFTD said: "Unpleasantness" is the kind of word you don't see used in headlines often. I like it. DISAGREEABLE TRAIN CRASH KILLS 83 IRRESPONSIBLE MOLESTER JAILED MEDIOCRE EXPLOSION IN CRIMEA Along similar lines, I find it amusing when a 35-vehicle pile up which injures 20 results in someone being arrested 'on suspicion of careless driving'. Surely there's a point where careless or dangerous becomes 'fucking ridiculous'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 Local Facebook group yesterday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 9 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: Local Facebook group yesterday. Jasmine done it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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