johnnydun Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 On 20/03/2021 at 13:25, Abby Normal said: https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/19163477.dunfermline-street-incident-blootered-man-woke-baby-became-abusive-mum/ Fife becoming a police state. Can’t even throw Jaffa cakes at folk or brandish pitchforks any more. Without clicking on the link, that headline looks tremendous. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 They're going to have trouble finding her - she won't stand out. https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/19206947.glasgow-woman-johanna-gray-missing-gartnavel-may-travelled-isle-bute/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 Fifers eh? Man takes a crap in police van, eats it and threatens to spit it at officers. https://www.alloaadvertiser.com/news/19210673.man-threatened-spit-excrement-police-officers/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted April 7, 2021 Share Posted April 7, 2021 15 hours ago, Abby Normal said: Fifers eh? Man takes a crap in police van, eats it and threatens to spit it at officers. https://www.alloaadvertiser.com/news/19210673.man-threatened-spit-excrement-police-officers/ Where are the parents in these situations? ”Hello, Mrs Fleming?...aye, that’s right it’s Thomas again. Yes, it’s the jobbies with menace again. Aye, what are we going to do with him!” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted April 7, 2021 Share Posted April 7, 2021 On 23/03/2021 at 08:14, Abby Normal said: https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/19179220.dunfermline-appeal-man-attempts-steal-two-dogs/ This is constant news in the Facebook thread and it’s about time this thread was made aware of the threat of hapless dog-nappers. They are always unsuccessful, and when they are successful, the dog is always later found safe and well. They always drive a rusty old van. Sometimes they wear chinos. Sometimes they are Irish, sometimes East European. They only strike in broad daylight in busy parks when everyone else is looking the other way. I’m away to walk the dog right now so if you don’t hear from me or Renton again you can assume the rusty van driving scoundrels have got us. Unless you are in Surrey. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-56440755 Or Kent https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-56357619 Or Sussex www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/police-find-83-suspected-stolen-23768872.amp Or Swansea www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/police-rescue-59-stolen-dogs-20309259.amp It's clearly an industry now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Aberdeenshire pervert pair had sex with horse for three months before being snared in bestiality probe The local sheep obviously not good enough for this two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 5 hours ago, NorthernLights said: Aberdeenshire pervert pair had sex with horse for three months before being snared in bestiality probe The local sheep obviously not good enough for this two. They must have put each other up to it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 (edited) Woman in age-inappropriate disco gear (and best compo-face) complains about house being built 3x the minimum distance from her kitchen window, in the middle of nowhere : https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9490889/Owner-sells-450-000-dream-home-house-built-door-looks-living-area.html#article-9490889 Think the losers here are those trying to peek through her shower room frosted glass window (if they actually even are). I’ll wager those in the tenements in Govanhill wouldn’t put up with trying to get by in such degrading conditions! Edited April 20, 2021 by alta-pete 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 Looks like the Ehberdonians have got brave during lockdown. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 Intercourse with a horse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, Abby Normal said: Intercourse with a horse Horses for intercourses. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 Any foal’s a goal. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 When he said he was having a mare... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 "I said go and pull some quines ya dafty, no equines". 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 You have to be quick, though, you don't want to be left with the ugly one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 Well, that's a different take on a stable relationship. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/19265465.tsb-rosyth-revs-astonishing-racist-rant-bank-worker/ Dunfermline. The place where even men of the cloth are knife-weilding racists. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 "Flasher Still At Large" https://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/news/flasher-still-at-large-235047/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Marcus Gurning more like.. https://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/news/national/smuggler-who-swallowed-50-capsules-stuffed-with-cocaine-jailed-17693/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 On 24/04/2021 at 10:34, GordonD said: You have to be quick, though, you don't want to be left with the ugly one. Would explain the long face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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