Funky Nosejob Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 Charged with “Arsehole(t) in battery” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 4 hours ago, carpetmonster said: https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/6702263/two-scots-women-accused-shoving-batteries-mans-anus/ You have to think if there was any excuse for making lots of puns relating to charges this would be it, but it seems to have totally whooshed them. “That’s not what I had in mind when I asked if you’d ever try double A” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 Hollywood uses Tillydrone (Aberdeen) as filming location for for Soviet-era based film*. https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/filming-for-hollywood-movie-tetris-begins-in-aberdeen/ *aye, 'film', none of this 'movie' pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 19 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Hollywood uses Tillydrone (Aberdeen) as filming location for for Soviet-era based film*. https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/filming-for-hollywood-movie-tetris-begins-in-aberdeen/ *aye, 'film', none of this 'movie' pish. Probably need to tart it up a bit first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 21 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Probably have to take that story with a pinch of salt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 Hollywood uses Tillydrone (Aberdeen) as filming location for for Soviet-era based film*. https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/filming-for-hollywood-movie-tetris-begins-in-aberdeen/ *aye, 'film', none of this 'movie' pish.Scottish director, British production company, Silicon Valley funding. What about this is Hollywood?(Not a go at you Mr Cutter, it's all over the article.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 34 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Scottish director, British production company, Silicon Valley funding. What about this is Hollywood? (Not a go at you Mr Cutter, it's all over the article.) They were filming that in Glasgow a few weeks ago in the old Co-op building on Morrison St. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 Imagine if you lived in that house in the second picture... Rayleigh: Bin lorry emptied on street as fire breaks out - BBC News 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 3 hours ago, GordonD said: Imagine if you lived in that house in the second picture... Rayleigh: Bin lorry emptied on street as fire breaks out - BBC News 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 Man accused of walking through Fife playpark with a baby doll impaled on a pitch fork https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/19173558.man-58-accused-bizarre-kincardine-playpark-incident/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Man accused of walking through Fife playpark with a baby doll impaled on a pitch fork https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/19173558.man-58-accused-bizarre-kincardine-playpark-incident/ Doesn’t seem that unusual tbh. Everyday behaviour round here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Man accused of walking through Fife playpark with a baby doll impaled on a pitch fork https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/19173558.man-58-accused-bizarre-kincardine-playpark-incident/ How do non-fifers carry their baby dolls? You have to carry your pitch fork anyway. You have your sisters hand in the other. Seems a perfectly natural solution to combine fork and doll. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, HenryHill said: How do non-fifers carry their baby dolls? You have to carry your pitch fork anyway. You have your sisters hand in the other. Seems a perfectly natural solution to combine fork and doll. Exactly. There speaketh the voice of experience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/19163477.dunfermline-street-incident-blootered-man-woke-baby-became-abusive-mum/ Fife becoming a police state. Can’t even throw Jaffa cakes at folk or brandish pitchforks any more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Shandon Par Decorator said: https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/19163477.dunfermline-street-incident-blootered-man-woke-baby-became-abusive-mum/ Fife becoming a police state. Can’t even throw Jaffa cakes at folk or brandish pitchforks any more. The real crime here is the Townie Press referring to them as biscuits. Clue is in the name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 On 20/03/2021 at 07:31, Melanius Mullarkey said: Man accused of walking through Fife playpark with a baby doll impaled on a pitch fork https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/19173558.man-58-accused-bizarre-kincardine-playpark-incident/ I see he was done for other things as well but is there actually a law against carrying a pitchfork with a baby doll impaled on it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/19179220.dunfermline-appeal-man-attempts-steal-two-dogs/ This is constant news in the Facebook thread and it’s about time this thread was made aware of the threat of hapless dog-nappers. They are always unsuccessful, and when they are successful, the dog is always later found safe and well. They always drive a rusty old van. Sometimes they wear chinos. Sometimes they are Irish, sometimes East European. They only strike in broad daylight in busy parks when everyone else is looking the other way. I’m away to walk the dog right now so if you don’t hear from me or Renton again you can assume the rusty van driving scoundrels have got us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speckled tangerine Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 "Woman who bit off man’s tongue in Edinburgh street brawl before seagull swooped down and ate it dodges jail" https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/crime/woman-who-bit-off-mans-tongue-in-edinburgh-street-brawl-before-seagull-swooped-down-and-ate-it-dodges-jail-3186796 Thought it was an april fool, but no. A lochend junkie inadvertently fed a bird someone else's tongue. I'll miss leith walk when it goes fully gentrified. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 This should barely make local news, but for some reason the BBC are all over it as if it’s a story of national importance. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56506859 Although I suppose the most important thing when acquiring a business isn’t the due diligence or other legal process, but making sure that there’s absolutely no pricing inconsistencies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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