101 Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 9 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Now obviously it's fucked up thoughts etc but why should he have been given a prison sentence if he hasn't actually committed a crime? Edit : I probably should add the story is behind a pay wall so I've no idea why he's been sat in jail for a year. I'm merely passing comment on the bottom part. Probably stuck in the jail awaiting trial. I agree we should encourage folk with these kinds of thoughts to come forward and seek help. Locking folk up for thinking isn't a path we should go down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 9 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: . I'm merely passing comment on the bottom part. ^^^Johnathon Hunter found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: ^^^Johnathon Hunter found. I haven't confessed my urges to my GP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 9 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Now obviously it's fucked up thoughts etc but why should he have been given a prison sentence if he hasn't actually committed a crime? Edit : I probably should add the story is behind a pay wall so I've no idea why he's been sat in jail for a year. I'm merely passing comment on the bottom part. The courier said he was on a charge of conduct likely to cause alarm or something like that and that he claimed to have cyanide. I've got cyanide in my fridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 Appointment cancelled. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: I haven't confessed my urges to my GP. I AM YOUR GP NOW. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Explains DA Baracus’ P&B hiatus. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Yer da's back on it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Yer da's back on itI can well imagine a paddle steamer would be a bugger of a vessel to control in berthing situations. It really does seem cursed that ship ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Toma_BullyWee said: Yer da's back on it The captain must've been steaming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Academically Deficient Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 My wife doesn't come from Lanarkshire, and takes great delight in pointing out the front page of the Advertiser when she sees it in the supermarket. It's often a sorry tale of violence, serious injury, knife crime etc. I find this irritating mostly because these crimes are usually committed by bad boys from Blantyre or Larkhaĺl. So it's refreshing when the headline is something different. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 Genuine quote from a story one of my colleagues did about a hole that had appeared in a car park (insert Kenneth Williams meme here): https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/locharbriggs-residents-warned-over-hole-22661333 “I’ve phoned the police and they said they’d look into it but nothing has been done.” For the avoidance of doubt, my colleague looks more like Rodney Trotter than one of the Two Ronnies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/outrage-scot-tries-sell-dead-22663602 I’ve got a dead sister but I never thought of selling her used underwear. Missed a trick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 21 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/outrage-scot-tries-sell-dead-22663602 I’ve got a dead sister but I never thought of selling her used underwear. Missed a trick. Trust the Record to post a photo of John Swinney in a mask next to the above story - implies that he's bought a pair! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 https://www.ayradvertiser.com/news/18765053.turnberry-hotelier-president-trump-tests-positive-coronavirus/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 https://www.scotsman.com/news/people/scots-tv-presenter-lorraine-kelly-humbled-be-made-cbe-2999189 The article isn't clear if it's the character or the person who got the CBE. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 The sadface is strong in this one. Family relive terror on Dundee’s big wheel after carriage began to fall backwards as operators tried to fix the broken-down attraction https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/family-relive-terror-on-dundees-big-wheel-after-their-carriage-began-to-fall-backwards-as-operators-tried-to-fix-the-broken-down-attraction/ (If it's asking you to subscribe, just open it in a private window) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, The Master said: The sadface is strong in this one I think that's just their usual faces. The wee lassie looks a lot older than the story suggests. The wee laddies invisible lats in the second photo are hilarious. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 1 hour ago, The Master said: The sadface is strong in this one. Family relive terror on Dundee’s big wheel after carriage began to fall backwards as operators tried to fix the broken-down attraction https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/family-relive-terror-on-dundees-big-wheel-after-their-carriage-began-to-fall-backwards-as-operators-tried-to-fix-the-broken-down-attraction/ (If it's asking you to subscribe, just open it in a private window) “John Thomson, the owner, said: “The initial problem on Tuesday was caused by a flat battery. The battery had to be recharged.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 Call already made to Digby-Brown, imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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