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2 hours ago, L'immortale Par said:

Aberdeen thread for this pish? Man punches sheep while yelling "come on you fucking b*****d".

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/footage-shows-midlothian-wool-farmer-punching-sheep-face-he-shouts-come-you-fing-brd-1890974

Ewe had it comin...

While I understand the justified unhappiness at him hitting the sheep, what does it matter what he was saying to them? Would it have been less disturbing if he was shouting he loved them or shouting film reviews?

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2 minutes ago, HenryHill said:

Ewe had it comin...

While I understand the justified unhappiness at him hitting the sheep, what does it matter what he was saying to them? Would it have been less disturbing if he was shouting he loved them or shouting film reviews?

Lovers’ tiff IMO.

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9 hours ago, L'immortale Par said:

Recently we had the 69y/o taxi driving felling a cyclist with terrific haymaker, now we have two 70+ y/o tearaways going toe-to-toe over a parking space. 71y/o charged with headbutting. 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-51822329

Old buggers must be thinking that since this virus is gonna wipe them out they are going out with a bang.

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9 hours ago, L'immortale Par said:

Recently we had the 69y/o taxi driving felling a cyclist with terrific haymaker, now we have two 70+ y/o tearaways going toe-to-toe over a parking space. 71y/o charged with headbutting. 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-51822329

"Police previously said the pensioner, who is also in his 70s, suffered facial injuries during a "verbal altercation"."

How can you get facial injuries from a verbal altercation? Did their jaw seize up?

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14 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

"Police previously said the pensioner, who is also in his 70s, suffered facial injuries during a "verbal altercation"."

How can you get facial injuries from a verbal altercation? Did their jaw seize up?

Flying false teeth IMO.

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25 minutes ago, HenryHill said:

Old buggers must be thinking that since this virus is gonna wipe them out they are going out with a bang.

They’re out of control. It’s only the fact so many of them vote Tory that saves them from being culled like badgers.

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10 hours ago, welshbairn said:

Life goes on as usual in the Ferry despite these difficult times.

 

https://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/news/attacker-stomped-on-mans-head-outside-pub-196160/

The reported incident happened in December...

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