Swarley Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 Inverness grandad finds a load of sex toys on a footpath. https://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/news/sex-toys-dumped-on-footpath-190029/ Whit the fuckity are they? The black one looks like Sweep might be in for a surprise. Was it this guy? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Swarley said: Was it this guy? The smoking really is taking its toll on Mrs Mullarkey there. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 On 18/02/2020 at 22:50, L'immortale Par said: The smoking really is taking its toll on Mrs Mullarkey there. The smoking and constant deep frying of mushrooms 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane of Cawdor Posted February 22, 2020 Share Posted February 22, 2020 (edited) "Sleep deprivation" can be a real bugger' Glad he's not a surgeon. Edited February 22, 2020 by Thane of Cawdor Wrong link 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 http://cuttingnews.co.uk/society/arsehole-parks-in-disabled-canoe-space-outside-supermarket/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Aberdeen thread for this pish? Man punches sheep while yelling "come on you fucking b*****d". https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/footage-shows-midlothian-wool-farmer-punching-sheep-face-he-shouts-come-you-fing-brd-1890974 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 2 hours ago, L'immortale Par said: Aberdeen thread for this pish? Man punches sheep while yelling "come on you fucking b*****d". https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/footage-shows-midlothian-wool-farmer-punching-sheep-face-he-shouts-come-you-fing-brd-1890974 Ewe had it comin... While I understand the justified unhappiness at him hitting the sheep, what does it matter what he was saying to them? Would it have been less disturbing if he was shouting he loved them or shouting film reviews? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, HenryHill said: Ewe had it comin... While I understand the justified unhappiness at him hitting the sheep, what does it matter what he was saying to them? Would it have been less disturbing if he was shouting he loved them or shouting film reviews? Lovers’ tiff IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Recently we had the 69y/o taxi driving felling a cyclist with terrific haymaker, now we have two 70+ y/o tearaways going toe-to-toe over a parking space. 71y/o charged with headbutting. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-51822329 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 9 hours ago, L'immortale Par said: Recently we had the 69y/o taxi driving felling a cyclist with terrific haymaker, now we have two 70+ y/o tearaways going toe-to-toe over a parking space. 71y/o charged with headbutting. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-51822329 Old buggers must be thinking that since this virus is gonna wipe them out they are going out with a bang. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 9 hours ago, L'immortale Par said: Recently we had the 69y/o taxi driving felling a cyclist with terrific haymaker, now we have two 70+ y/o tearaways going toe-to-toe over a parking space. 71y/o charged with headbutting. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-51822329 "Police previously said the pensioner, who is also in his 70s, suffered facial injuries during a "verbal altercation"." How can you get facial injuries from a verbal altercation? Did their jaw seize up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 14 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: "Police previously said the pensioner, who is also in his 70s, suffered facial injuries during a "verbal altercation"." How can you get facial injuries from a verbal altercation? Did their jaw seize up? Flying false teeth IMO. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 5 minutes ago, L'immortale Par said: Flying false teeth IMO. I had thought of those. actually... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 25 minutes ago, HenryHill said: Old buggers must be thinking that since this virus is gonna wipe them out they are going out with a bang. They’re out of control. It’s only the fact so many of them vote Tory that saves them from being culled like badgers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Covid taking its toll on Courier headline writers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 7 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Covid taking its toll on Courier headline writers. Nice to see throbber and Sgt Wilson getting on so well. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainspotter Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 The choice of picture is not the best, but the caption underneath manages to outdo it. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/ayrshire/could-you-someone-ayrshire-just-21788152 Oh, and the "later Colin Weir". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Life goes on as usual in the Ferry despite these difficult times. https://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/news/attacker-stomped-on-mans-head-outside-pub-196160/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 10 hours ago, welshbairn said: Life goes on as usual in the Ferry despite these difficult times. https://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/news/attacker-stomped-on-mans-head-outside-pub-196160/ The reported incident happened in December... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 https://news.sky.com/story/man-64-accidentally-ejects-himself-from-fighter-jet-at-2-500ft-during-surprise-flight-11973070 ”But the man appeared to have been physically unharmed by the incident, having landed softly in a field near the German border after his parachute deployed. ” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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