Mark Connolly Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 Cop gets fired for trying to noise up McDonald's https://news.sky.com/story/officer-quits-after-falsely-claiming-mcdonalds-wrote-pig-on-his-cup-11898503 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamish's Passenger Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/18145497.dunfermline-couple-tells-court-saw-drunk-man-appearing-sex-wooden-fence/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 Scorned Dundee woman beats up partner and tips over fridge in infidelity-fuelled rage https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/scorned-dundee-woman-beats-up-partner-and-tips-over-fridge-in-infidelity-fuelled-rage/ Wid not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 7 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Scorned Dundee woman beats up partner and tips over fridge in infidelity-fuelled rage https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/scorned-dundee-woman-beats-up-partner-and-tips-over-fridge-in-infidelity-fuelled-rage/ Wid not. Nothing like that happened in Pitkerro Drive when my Uncle Boab lived there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eednud said: Nothing like that happened in Pitkerro Drive when my Uncle Boab lived there. Think it was the boy's Uncle Boab that caused the trouble tbf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 30 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Scorned Dundee woman beats up partner and tips over fridge in infidelity-fuelled rage https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/scorned-dundee-woman-beats-up-partner-and-tips-over-fridge-in-infidelity-fuelled-rage/ Wid not. Tracy looks hard as f**k. I'd definitely duck her if she came looking for a square go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Tracy looks hard as f**k. I'd definitely duck her if she came looking for a square go. Autocorrect? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Tracy looks hard as f**k. I'd definitely duck her if she came looking for a square go. Complete with the Dundee facelift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/1068797/i-heard-banging-fife-couple-see-man-trying-to-have-sex-with-fence-and-minibus-court-hears/no pictures to confirm if the fence & minibus were wids or not 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 16 minutes ago, GNU_Linux said: https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/1068797/i-heard-banging-fife-couple-see-man-trying-to-have-sex-with-fence-and-minibus-court-hears/ no pictures to confirm if the fence & minibus were wids or not All fences are wid m8. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 Grit bin returned. https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/18146269.grit-bin-returned/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 Aberdeenshire council have had the barefaced cheek to spend 2/3rd of their budget in the first 8 months - https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/north-east-council-dips-into-cash-reserves-after-spending-two-thirds-of-budget-in-first-eight-months/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 An Aberdeen man is to stand trial later this month accused of smearing a threatening remark in excrement on the wall of a police cell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 Infamous P&B poster's dead dad makes front page of local rag due to fat c**t of a wifie nicking his funeral collection probably to fund her apparent takeaway obsession. On the plus side, there's a half price stock sale on in Buckie if anyone is up that way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 54 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Infamous P&B poster's dead dad makes front page of local rag due to fat c**t of a wifie nicking his funeral collection probably to fund her apparent takeaway obsession. On the plus side, there's a half price stock sale on in Buckie if anyone is up that way. Is that your Da they are talking about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 16 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Is that your Da they are talking about? Aye. He popped his clogs about 18 months ago and there was a wee collection for the Heart and Stroke club in Elgin who had helped him since his stroke in 2012. Never got a confirmation that they had received the cash until a few months back when they told us that the wifie in the paper had pilfered the money but she had been rumbled. Doubt they'll get the cash back but she's got previous so hopefully she'll get booted squarely in the pie (if they can find it). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 What a fat cow. That's low like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Infamous P&B poster's dead dad makes front page of local rag due to fat c**t of a wifie nicking his funeral collection probably to fund her apparent takeaway obsession. On the plus side, there's a half price stock sale on in Buckie if anyone is up that way. Surprised she has to resort to theft as she she must be raking it in as a Jocky Wilson lookalike. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 16 minutes ago, johnnydun said: What a fat cow. That's low like. Lhandbrydians gonna Lhanbryde. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 37 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Aye. He popped his clogs about 18 months ago and there was a wee collection for the Heart and Stroke club in Elgin who had helped him since his stroke in 2012. Never got a confirmation that they had received the cash until a few months back when they told us that the wifie in the paper had pilfered the money but she had been rumbled. Doubt they'll get the cash back but she's got previous so hopefully she'll get booted squarely in the pie (if they can find it). It's what he would've wanted. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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