Stu Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Guy gets his driving ban doubled after his mum talks to the judge: https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/northern-ireland-mans-driving-ban-doubled-after-mum-talks-to-judge-37720155.html 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 20 minutes ago, Stu said: Guy gets his driving ban doubled after his mum talks to the judge: https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/northern-ireland-mans-driving-ban-doubled-after-mum-talks-to-judge-37720155.html Guess who's not getting flowers on Mother's Day this year! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 9 minutes ago, GordonD said: Guess who's not getting flowers on Mother's Day this year! Kate McCann? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 22 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: they deserve to have them banned. Look at the f***in state of this: Wid. Anyhoo. Dundee man calls his baby River Tay in ultimate tribute to his city https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-man-calls-his-baby-river-tay-in-ultimate-tribute-to-his-city/ Quote “When Anthony told me he was going to name her River Tay I was on the verge of tears. ^^^seething 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Wid. Anyhoo. Dundee man calls his baby River Tay in ultimate tribute to his city https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-man-calls-his-baby-river-tay-in-ultimate-tribute-to-his-city/ ^^^seething Brings a whole new meaning to the term "going upriver". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Man demands the giant cheque after $1 lottery win. https://globalnews.ca/news/4859133/1-on-lotto-novelty-cheque/ Tyler Heep hit the $1 jackpot earlier this month and instead of getting another ticket or putting that George Washington towards a cup of coffee, he decided to head over to Iowa Lottery headquarters and asked to be treated like he hit the big one. Sure enough they wrote me the one dollar cheque and had me hold it up and took the picture 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Banned Kelty driver caught behind wheel– on the way to Dunfermline Sheriff Court https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/17369278.banned-kelty-driver-caught-behind-wheel-on-the-way-to-dunfermline-sheriff-court/ “You were on your way to court when you drove while disqualified.” The sheriff imposed a community payback order with 12 months’ supervision and 200 hours of unpaid work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Pished adventures in Moray. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-46931626 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Man gets drunk on Buckfast and accidentally buys an antique bottle of Buckfast for 10 grand https://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/17368147.campaign-to-help-buckie-mad-man-pay-for-antique-bottle-of-buckfast-after-he-bid-10000/?ref=fbshr&fbclid=IwAR1fQVUB_UghkG6vA57QOQtXt2ouwbOdnPWTyHIfTjezw_YiYUmE59TK-PE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 2 hours ago, senorsoupe said: Man gets drunk on Buckfast and accidentally buys an antique bottle of Buckfast for 10 grand https://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/17368147.campaign-to-help-buckie-mad-man-pay-for-antique-bottle-of-buckfast-after-he-bid-10000/?ref=fbshr&fbclid=IwAR1fQVUB_UghkG6vA57QOQtXt2ouwbOdnPWTyHIfTjezw_YiYUmE59TK-PE Massive quantity of testicles. He could just contact the seller to have his bid retracted, which most people will accept unless they're total c***s. The seller could then make a second-chance offer to the runner-up, and certainly wouldn't be liable for the fees if the transaction didn't happen. Also, who the f**k would donate money so some old pisshead could own an 80-year-old miniature? Not even notoriously generous P&Bers are that free with their cash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 Mud Monkey? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 Stone circle that experts thought was thousands of years old built in the 90s Historic Environment Scotland and Aberdeenshire Council’s archaeology service celebrated it as an authentic discovery and continued their research until being contacted by the former owner who said they had built the stone circle in the mid-1990s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 Have any P&Bers ever shut down a waste centre because they thought their grenades would best placed in the recycling bin? Today's Exmouth Journal: ‘Don’t put grenades in your recycling’ - Devon County Council warning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 14 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Stone circle that experts thought was thousands of years old built in the 90s The thing that got me about this story yesterday was both the cooncil and the historic rock boy trying to cover their arses by effectively saying "Aye, but its still great and interesting isnt it". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 (edited) Disgruntled Scouser goes on digger rampage through a Travelodge The video genuinely has me in tears (especially with the onlooker's commentary) Quote This GoFundMe has been created to help fund the lost wages for the Travel Lodge Digger Driver who is owed 600 in unpaid wages and primarily any legal fees and expenses which may arise as result of the demolition of the travel lodge. Edited January 22, 2019 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Disgruntled Scouser goes on digger rampage through a Travelodge The video genuinely has me in tears (especially with the onlooker's commentary) This GoFundMe has been created to help fund the lost wages for the Travel Lodge Digger Driver who is owed 600 in unpaid wages and primarily any legal fees and expenses which may arise as result of the demolition of the travel lodge. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Dog goes missing. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/appeal-for-information-amid-fears-beloved-pet-dog-has-been-stolen/ Really? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Dog goes missing.https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/appeal-for-information-amid-fears-beloved-pet-dog-has-been-stolen/ Really?Bob has now been found, I’m sure you’ll be delighted to hear.They had drones etc up looking for him. The fact that he’s been found as a type of mince on a truck drivers rear mud flap is neither here nor there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomhill Ultra Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Dog goes missing.https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/appeal-for-information-amid-fears-beloved-pet-dog-has-been-stolen/ Really? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Some night on the sauce for the dog tbf. Losing a leg and nicking a tractor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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