Priti priti priti Patel Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Love-struck man HAS found the woman he fancied on holiday - this is her reaction https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/love-struck-man-found-woman-14845011 Quote Gary was sitting in Sir Harry’s bar in the Old Town Square with his friends on Tuesday, June 19, at around 11pm when Marie walked in. The 42-year-old couldn’t take his eyes off her and asked to buy her a drink via the bar waitress. Gary then took the drink over to her and said ‘that is for a beautiful princess’. Marie then thanked him and kissed him on the cheek. The guys asked her name and she told them she was Marie from the North East. Gary said ‘you can be my Vicky Pattison’ and she said ‘I CAN be your Vicky Pattison’. Marie sat back down and then, about 10 minutes later the women got up from their table and left. Gary jumped up to give her one last kiss on the cheek and Marie walked away into the distance. Gary told ChronicleLive: “Like a fool, I let her go.” Quote And within hours of our story going live, Gary was put in touch with the woman of his dreams and we can reveal it’s Marie Donnelly from Gateshead. “Obviously I was really, really shocked but proper flattered,” said Marie, 29, who works in public relations - and is single. Quote Marie doesn’t want to go public 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 A dog has died. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/perth-kinross/680556/dog-dies-from-heat-exhaustion-in-perthshire-village/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 Trying to prove that the sun shines out of his arsehole. Quote Man stuck up 32ft lamp-post in Birmingham https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-44683596 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 Mother raccoon abandons baby. Well meaning half-wit brings it into her house and now 21 people are receiving treatment in case they have rabies. The treatment for rabies is very, very painful. 21 people exposed to rabies after woman brings abandoned baby raccoon into her home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 (edited) Man from Kirkcaldy gets job in pub: https://www.fifetoday.co.uk/news/business/dave-returns-home-as-new-manager-at-kirkcaldy-pub-1-4761483 Also, a busy day in the Courier office: https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/angus-mearns/681247/video-how-many-tunnocks-teacakes-can-a-courier-reporter-eat-in-four-minutes/?jwsource=cl Edited July 3, 2018 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oooooft Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 Couple have sex in a Greenock barbers at 4.40am https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/2872324/romping-greenock-vip-barbers-sex-nightclub-worker/ Gotta love the headline, "short back and rides". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 Its all gone a bit Danny Dyer in Eastenders in Dundee. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/man-arrested-at-the-waterfront-after-vigilante-group-launch-alleged-online-paedophile-sting/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 NEWS FLASH! DROP THE DEAD DONKEY!!!!!! Mobile phone found in Dundee https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/found-did-you-lose-mobile-phone-in-dundee/ Is there really f**k all happening here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/682608/video-power-cuts-in-city-centre-after-underground-explosion-in-dundee/?sso-c=MC4zMzk1NzYwMCAxNTMwNzkyMzMy Quote One local worker who is employed at a dentists overlooking the site said: “We tried to get parked in our space on Greenmarket, behind Grouchos as normal at around 8.30am. “The road was taped off by police and fire fighters and we were diverted away. “No one could tell us what was going on at all, although plenty rumours have been flying about from staff and nearby shop workers. “We’ve ended up having to park and pay using the Queens hotel car park, which is annoying as we already pay for parking in our spot, which doesn’t seem to have any police in it now.” Underground electrical explosion, but you want into your company car park? Aye, nae bother - wouldn't want you "annoyed" at needing to pay to park elsewhere. Mind the flames on your way through. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 @G_Man1985 found. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/2888639/mystery-pranksters-glasgows-duke-wellington-statue-irn-bru-cone-campaign/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Here you go, lads. http://www.bristolpress.com/BP-Bristol+News/330632/small-power-outage-explosion-caused-by-squirrel-on-utility-pole 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 Aberdeen mum’s anger after council tells her to remove trampoline from garden Imagine not being able to use a communal space as a private playground for your kid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Aberdeen mum’s anger after council tells her to remove trampoline from garden Imagine not being able to use a communal space as a private playground for your kid.My boy broke his leg on your trampolineAh no it's Council land so you'll have to talk to them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 (edited) Astonishing scenes on the Evening Tully in Dundee as they begin a campaign to jail child sex offenders. Edited July 10, 2018 by Alert Mongoose 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 If that Betty McCarroll is a real person, and genuinely believes what she posts, she's off her rocker. Just read through her comments on other articles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 Watch out for winking horses in Grafton, NSW. https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/man-who-had-sex-with-horse-said-it-gave-consent-by-winking-at-him/news-story/6afb81210f2311d6fafd003748948fd7 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 Carnoustie man wants Gareth Southgate skeleton back https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/angus-mearns/689963/i-want-my-skeleton-back-police-charge-carnoustie-man-for-joke-gareth-southgate-effigy/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 Man battered his mum with banana at Dundee home https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/man-battered-his-mum-with-banana-at-dundee-home/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Man battered his mum with banana at Dundee home https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/man-battered-his-mum-with-banana-at-dundee-home/ Cops haven't caught up with him yet - he's been posting on here all day 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Sex attacker with no penis used 'unknown object' to have sex with two women 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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