jagfox Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Teenager to face trial for feeding chips to pigeons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 STREET BRAWLS IN ST, IVES LEAVES WOMAN WITH FINGER INJURY AND TEEN BEATEN UP http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-news/street-brawls-st-ives-leaves-12179599 Finger injury? Hold the front page! What makes it for me though is the "File picture of a police car", Presumably they don't know what one looks like in St. Ives... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 A fire alarm went off in the University of Aberdeen library but it turned out to be a false alarm.https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/aberdeen-university-evacuated-fire-alert/ That really is it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 12 hours ago, RiG said: A fire alarm went off in the University of Aberdeen library but it turned out to be a false alarm.https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/aberdeen-university-evacuated-fire-alert/ That really is it! I visited that library a few months ago. IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 2 hours ago, The Master said: I visited that library a few months ago. IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME! There's bound to be a support group for people who've been affected like you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 A new twist on the Facebook mum favourite "East European types tried to bundle my child into a van. BE A WEAR x" https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/206350/terrified-woman-warns-female-drivers-after-shes-pulled-over-by-men-in-black-bmw-posing-as-cops/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: A new twist on the Facebook mum favourite "East European types tried to bundle my child into a van. BE A WEAR x" https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/206350/terrified-woman-warns-female-drivers-after-shes-pulled-over-by-men-in-black-bmw-posing-as-cops/ "...and I dredd to think what could have happened if I got in their car" 5 years in the cubes for crimes against spelling is my guess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 7 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: "...and I dredd to think what could have happened if I got in their car" 5 years in the cubes for crimes against spelling is my guess. Sadly, The Courier subtly corrected her spelling rather than going with the headline "I dredd (Sic) to think what could have happened". We shouldn't Judge her by her spelling anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Sadly, The Courier subtly corrected her spelling rather than going with the headline "I dredd (Sic) to think what could have happened". We shouldn't Judge her by her spelling anyway. Too right. We should leave her Stallone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Too right. We should leave her Stallone. This is the HIGLNFY thread - don't go Over The Top with the puns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 It's all an Urban myth anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 17 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Too right. We should leave her Stallone. Get yourself to f**k. 12 minutes ago, GordonD said: It's all an Urban myth anyway. ^^^ Kens 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingette Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 The other side of EKhttp://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/duo-whole-stole-adult-toys-9283617 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 A racy story for the Courier about beavers.. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/scotland/317907/online-beaver-fans-confronted-with-dubious-japanese-adult-service/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Fat lady upset at being branded a "fatty fat" in Costa https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/218753/curvy-woman-and-husband-furious-after-costa-employee-scrawled-fatty-fat-on-their-receipt/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Fat lady upset at being branded a "fatty fat" in Costahttps://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/218753/curvy-woman-and-husband-furious-after-costa-employee-scrawled-fatty-fat-on-their-receipt/ Can't believe someone lost their job over that. Joke. Fatty fat milk does just sound like an in house joke/name for full fat milk. Theres no way she weighs 15 stone either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Fat lady upset at being branded a "fatty fat" in Costahttps://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/218753/curvy-woman-and-husband-furious-after-costa-employee-scrawled-fatty-fat-on-their-receipt/ Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Fat lady upset at being branded a "fatty fat" in Costahttps://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/218753/curvy-woman-and-husband-furious-after-costa-employee-scrawled-fatty-fat-on-their-receipt/ Robert said "it was aimed at both of us". Bob, it almost definitely wasn't mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Fat lady upset at being branded a "fatty fat" in Costa https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/218753/curvy-woman-and-husband-furious-after-costa-employee-scrawled-fatty-fat-on-their-receipt/ I'm more offended at the TO TEK AWEY scrawled on the receipt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Just now, Dee Man said: I'm more offended at the TO TEK AWEY scrawled on the receipt. That's what I thought. Is the guy from South Africa? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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