young buck Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Mate cried bhuna because he's the fool. Guy at school called puck because he's small round and black 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syd Barrett Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 A guy in my class was called "onion" because he had a big round head and did indeed look like an onion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 When I was at skoo we had a lad in our class by the surname of Whewell, so from day 1 he became "pisspot", he spent the next 5 years reminding everyone it's pronounced "huhell", before he finally had a breakdown. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 A chap at work has just earned the name Tom Tom, whilst on the phone all you hear is 'right, right, right right' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dillinger Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Guy i worked with,used to be a part time Wrestler. We called him Canvas Back as his back was never of the Canvas. Though only from a safe distance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 guy at my school whos mum got re-married so he changed his name then for whatever reason had to change it back a while later was called jimmy ten dads! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oot the Windae Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Had lots of very un-ironic nicknames at my school, such as; Duck, he looked a bit like a Duck, Belly, his surname was Bell and was a bit big, Chunk, he was...well you get the point?! Did work with a guy called c**t-o, no reason other than the fact that all the other folk called him it and he often lived up to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobby carlos Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Know a guy with the nickname "kit kat" as he's only got four fingers on one hand 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCelt67 Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Lad from school was known as Chewit, as his surname was Hewitt. Was called that for years until he was caught cracking one off at a house party, from then on he was Chuggit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 (edited) I nicknamed one of my mates torpedo. Basically because he stayed with me in a place called torbrex and he brought a lassie home one night of questionable age. Edit- my pal did fireman training with a guy with really big bulging eyes, the called him howmuch. Edited December 14, 2014 by gannonball 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixx Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 (edited) Used to know a guy whos nickname was Rapey Dave. He wasn't a rapist or called Dave. Another guy at college had the name Sledge, because he'd only get pulled by dogs. Edited December 14, 2014 by sixx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 A girl at my primary school who was on the large side spent the whole of primary 7 pestering people to tell her why everyone was calling her LMO. The last week of the year someone told her: 'Land Mass One'. She wasn't impressed. Another girl we knew had severe psoriases and her dad was a baker: 'Flaky Bake'. Many years ago one of my mates older brother's pals sat on a cd and it cut his arse so badly he spent the entire Saturday night in casualty. It actually was the cd single 'Saturday Night' and he still gets called Whigfield. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpudNuts Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Not sure if I already posted this but when I was a kid I played football with a guy who got called Tesco because his real name was William Low. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure Mental Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Phoned a scrapyard once and one of the guys was called 'Snudge'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeeHectorPar Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 At high school we had three guys who had a collective nickname. Apart from Alan Ball, I can't remember the names of the other two. They were known as "Nobby, Jobby and Testicles". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor1874 Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 When I worked on the building sites there was another labourer I worked with called by his surname Murdoch, as a reference to the A Team. Soon after, we got another new labourer who was a big fat b*****d and reeked of stale sweat. Subsequently he became B.O Baracus. Best ones in my work the now is The Oracle, who never shuts up while the others are not very PC. A guy called Andrzej, known as Andrex (toilet roll, pole etc.) there's an Asian boy called the Flying Carpet as he just hovers about everywhere. The other is Gay Ross, because there's 2 Ross' in my work and we needed a way to differentiate. Gay Ross hasn't been here long and is into grooming therefore, Gay Ross. Although, he didn't like that so the Newtown Rentboy stuck for a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Phoned a scrapyard once and one of the guys was called 'Snudge'. Stolen from the Rab Corbett crank calls, where you looking for a bonnet for a Nissan cherry too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 (edited) fair few off the top of my head. not that interesting mind you. guy I went to secondary school with was called barney as his hair looked like barney the dugs in primary (to this day, someone calls him dave or david I get confused) bundy - got pissed on a works night out, walked a lassie home, phoned her 2 mins later and told her to look out her window, he's stood in the garden trousers round his ankles...smack - biker with the surname mack and been hit twice in a week on a blind exitspud - boy shaved his own head and missed parts, inexplicably allowed to go to school with hair like that. Itchy and scratchy, guy at work who came in with his kettle full of coffee, was constantly scratching himself. oh and the milky fart kid, guy who farted in class at school, a ripper on the floor. forgot cheesy Cheryl, lassie who apparently fingered herself with clingfilm and stated it smelt like cheese. spent a long bus journey (school football - boys and girls teams to wick) flirting with her until a) the nickname appeared and b) someone threw up what was basically 3 packs of wotsits Edited February 1, 2015 by weirdcal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Not a nickname as such but I liked it. My pal used to have a dog which had three legs. It's name was, Only. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Guy at my work is called boobtube because he is so fat when he reaches up his top ends up like a boob tube. Funny the first time I heard it. There's also a bungle because he's fat and bald and looks a bit like bungle the bear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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