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4 minutes ago, jimbaxters said:

I'm asking the questions here. You said it twice without explanation. Can you please explain further why you are criticising a whole county? 

I'll give you a hand;- lack of ambition in what kind of leadership. Political?

I’m not answerable to you, son. I am happy to answer though. I don’t really understand the question, hence I sought clarification. It looks like you have now answered your own question. 

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On 04/12/2021 at 18:26, welshbairn said:

I've spent a fair bit of time in Grantown with my father being in hospital recuperating there for a lengthy time and many football visits, and my only conclusion is that you and your sister are  tripadvisor wankers and con artists who got refused a discount on your hotel bill after threatening them and the town with bad reviews on social media. Amarite?

Hmmmm.

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3 minutes ago, Thorongil said:

I’m not answerable to you, son. I am happy to answer though. I don’t really understand the question, hence I sought clarification. It looks like you have now answered your own question. 

Just as I thought. A throwaway statement. You are a very pious individual.

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3 hours ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said:

When New Year's Day comes around and I find myself hunched on the pan curling out a loud, offensive shite with more than a hint of egg to it, I'll be sure to christen it 'The Grantown Youth'. 

Surely it'll be a watery mess like mine are after a night on the ales?

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1 hour ago, TheScarf said:

I've probably already mentioned it, but Invergordon is a *** infested cunthole. 

Must come as quite a shock to the Yanks getting off the cruise ships expecting Brigadoon. I think they get cattle prodded on to the tour buses to get them out of there ASAP.

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3 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

Must come as quite a shock to the Yanks getting off the cruise ships expecting Brigadoon. I think they get cattle prodded on to the tour buses to get them out of there ASAP.

Yeah they do, there's always 10-15 coaches all lined up on the Shore Road to take them north to Dunrobin Castle or south to Inverness and Loch Ness.

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7 hours ago, TheScarf said:

Grantown is the most inoffensive place in Scotland.  I know a few boys from there and they're all those mountain biking/kayaking/outdoor sports types who are about as hard or dangerous as my shite is on New Years Day.

I don't like them already.

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