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On 18/02/2019 at 14:22, ScottishZizou said:

Travelling between Inverness and Aberdeen and you wonder why on earth anyone would want to live in Keith, Forres etc. You feel a bit bad saying it but it just feels so dead. You aren't really in the proper countryside which I can understand the desire to be but you also aren't in a city. This probably applies to a lot of places but at least they are commuter towns or possibly located in a nice setting (the Black Isle etc). Just feels so pointless and that the only thing keeping people there is sheer tenacity.

Keith and Forres are fairly bustling wee communities though. The A96 doesn't go through the High Streets of either of them, so if you've never stopped you'd get the impression that Keith is just a road of parked cars, a Tesco, a factory outlet (deceased) and a chip shop. Just like Forres has a football ground and a load of roundabouts. If you park up and actually wander in, you'll see they're just normal, faintly prosperous Scottish provincial towns.

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2 hours ago, Cyclizine said:

Keith and Forres are fairly bustling wee communities though. The A96 doesn't go through the High Streets of either of them, so if you've never stopped you'd get the impression that Keith is just a road of parked cars, a Tesco, a factory outlet (deceased) and a chip shop. Just like Forres has a football ground and a load of roundabouts. If you park up and actually wander in, you'll see they're just normal, faintly prosperous Scottish provincial towns.

Has Forres still got all those wonderful flower beds?

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On 2/22/2019 at 23:15, Rab B Nesbit said:

The Capital  

(Massive gap) 

Everywhere else in Scotland. 

Too many tourists, eggchasers, lawyers that like to stick rodents up their rectums..............and worst of all, mummy's boys from Fountainbridge trying to be staunch loyalists.

 

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On 23/02/2019 at 10:03, Cyclizine said:

Keith and Forres are fairly bustling wee communities though. The A96 doesn't go through the High Streets of either of them, so if you've never stopped you'd get the impression that Keith is just a road of parked cars, a Tesco, a factory outlet (deceased) and a chip shop. Just like Forres has a football ground and a load of roundabouts. If you park up and actually wander in, you'll see they're just normal, faintly prosperous Scottish provincial towns.

^ ^ ^ called Keith and lives in Forres type post IMO.

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On 22/02/2019 at 08:38, tarapoa said:

Saw this piece in the Scotsman

https://www.scotsman.com/business/these-are-the-scottish-regions-with-the-highest-and-lowest-average-weekly-earnings-1-4877133?page=8

Interesting that Dumfries & Galloway, Borders and Angus rank so low - but all returned Tory MPs.  I thought it's because they had more money than sense in these places.

 

Agricultural subsidies from the Tories with relatively low wages in that particular industry.  ;)

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Had a read of this thread in full. 

Agree with Methil, wholeheartedly Went for the football one time. An absolute dive of an area.

Don't think Coatbridge has been mentioned enough on this thread. Was going out with a girl last year from Edinburgh and we went to that pool in Coatbridge as her brother was young and it was the school holidays, Coatbridge was a shithole and the towns going between Edinburgh and Coatbridge on train seemed absolutely grim too. 

 

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How the feck did Bo'ness ever get into the 28th "best" place to live out of nearly 7,000 areas? Also, why are the same areas repeated multiple times?

Edit: I see areas are split into "Data Zones" ... as you were. 

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How the feck did Bo'ness ever get into the 28th "best" place to live out of nearly 7,000 areas? Also, why are the same areas repeated multiple times?
Edit: I see areas are split into "Data Zones" ... as you were. 


Was down in 183rd place until you left...
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Top 10's for those who can't be ersed clicking links:

Most deprived

Greenock Town Centre & East Central, Inverclyde
Carntyne West & Hagill, Glasgow City
Paisley Ferguslie, Renfrewshire (datazone S01012068)
Alloa South & East, Clackmannanshire
Buckhaven, Denbeath & Muiredge, Fife
Cliftonville, North Lanarkshire
Paisley Ferguslie, Renfrewshire (datazone S01012067)
Inverness Merkinch, Highland
Linlathen &Midcraigie, Dundee City
North Balanark & Easterhouse South, Glasgow City

Least Deprived

Stockbridge, City Of Edinburgh
West End North, Aberdeen City
Midstocket, Aberdeen City (datazone S01006559)
Marchmont West, City Of Edinburgh
MIdstocket, Aberdeen City (S01006561)
Blackhall, City Of Edinburgh
South Castlehill & Thorn, East Dunbartonshire
Morningside, City Of Edinburgh
West End South, Aberdeen City
Netherlee, East Renfrewshire

Worst by Criteria

Income - Falkirk Town Centre & Callender Park
Employment - Glasgow's Shettleston North
Health - Glasgow's Possil Park
Education - Craignuek, Wishaw, North Lanarkshire
Acess - Rannoch & Aberfeldy, Perth & Kinross
Crime South area of Glasgow City Centre
Housing - Part Of Strathbungo, Glasgow's Southside
 

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29 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:

Great geographical access score though.  Let's not focus on the negatives.

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I suppose if you've no house, money,  job and live in a crime ridden shit hole you can sit there as you are heating up the spoon for you 8th fix of the day and think to yourself, smashing geographical access btw..

I'm also utterly shocked that Paisley hasn't dominated worst by criteria.

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