Alert Mongoose Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 23 minutes ago, 'WellDel said: A bleak and curious wee place, for sure. At the back of beyond too. Don't know if it was Sevco'd at some time in the distant past, but locals seem to insist on calling it The Forth. Once home to George Gracie, at 7ft 3" Scotland's tallest man. So they have that, I suppose. Hadn't heard of that. Mental; 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 10 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: Hadn't heard of that. Mental; When he died, the coroner gave the verdict as "death by misadventure". They pulled half a bumper and a headlight out of his backside. Poor chap thought he could get the whole thing in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 5 minutes ago, scottsdad said: When he died, the coroner gave the verdict as "death by misadventure". They pulled half a bumper and a headlight out of his backside. Poor chap thought he could get the whole thing in. The Mini was designed by Alex Issitgonein. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 15 hours ago, clair said: So so right about Greenock it's a hellhole full of depressed inebriated individuals. To make matters worse this town now boast new incomers from other parts of the uk they also bring thier shite with them. Dark drab and sullen good at destroying the properties they live in. Snd the roads they drive on with in their recyclable deadly aluminium foul smelling cars. But let us not fir get the shithole across the watter unholy ubiquitous Dunoon now a ghost town literally. All pubs shut during most of the week. Filthy smelly hotels check out trustpilot reviews. Dirty fly tippers have moved here. Bins everywhere. Foul smelling angry pig like inhabitants that live like primitive. If you dont believe it try it cross the water. Taste it live it as that old corny tv ad said years ago. But apart from that... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 3 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said: Hadn't heard of that. Mental; Unfortunately he was to die destitute after the failure of his scrotum carwash business venture. Forth - or The Forth - is setting the bar low in terms of what constitutes a town though...it's basically just a short main drag with what looks like a few streets from Easterhouse teleported into the middle of a moor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Job Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 Was in Stranraer the other week overnight for work That was a grim experience 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 5 minutes ago, Clown Job said: Was in Stranraer the other week overnight for work That was a grim experience 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 Stranraer has a nice bakers. I've been in worse places. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 (edited) 53 minutes ago, Clown Job said: Was in Stranraer the other week overnight for work That was a grim experience Did you grab a quick pint in the Corner Pocket? Edited December 1, 2022 by HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 On 30/11/2022 at 21:26, johnnydun said: Eastcoastmuthafukka.co.uk ^^ he lives out there, so don’t go there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 9 hours ago, tamthebam said: Stranraer has a nice bakers. I've been in worse places. Dumfries. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 20 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said: Hadn't heard of that. Mental; I've had a few birds shite on my car but never a 7' 3" Scotsman! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 2 hours ago, hk blues said: I've had a few birds shite on my car but never a 7' 3" Scotsman! Two birds, one Ka ? Lying underneath the glass-topped coffee table next ? Deviant............... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Two birds, one Ka ? Lying underneath the glass-topped coffee table next ? Deviant............... I regret nothing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 14 hours ago, Clown Job said: Was in Stranraer the other week overnight for work That was a grim experience Probably was for Stranraer 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 Forth doesn’t look the worst (or most expensive) place to live…? https://www.futurepropertyauctions.co.uk/property_details.asp?id=11003726#!/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 Dumfries.Bitch, please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 2 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: On 02/12/2022 at 07:38, Melanius Mullarkay said: Dumfries. Bitch, please. Unusual way to spell Mods, but hey ho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 4 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: On 02/12/2022 at 07:38, Melanius Mullarkay said: Dumfries. Bitch, please. @Mrs Mullarkay can you respond to this please? Think it’s for you. Thanks x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: @Mrs Mullarkay can you respond to this please? Think it’s for you. Thanks x "Dumfries is the Queen of the South but you're certainly not the Cock o' the North" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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