The 50 Best Posters in P&B History

[Tryfield]

The "Real" Nizzy.

[jagfox]

[Gaz]

[Rugster]

[Dunning1874]

Salty's been banned? That explains why he's been posting on the Morton forum much more often.

[Sweet Pete]

Rugster and Tryfield have pretty much nailed it.

[Andy Dufresne]

Salty's been banned? That explains why he's been posting on the Morton forum much more often.

Don't think he has,I will check later.

[Marshmallo]

There were photos of Nizzy in the subcrawl thread. I probably would tbh. Mak is the biggest P&B dreamboat I've seen though.

[Colin M]

[Confidemus]

[Guest The Phoenix]

Nizzy not xbl you buffoon.

[Martin O'Neill]

Nizzy not xbl you buffoon.

I think he and and Hoopy are so eager to please people that they do things like this.

They need your help and pity; not your mockery; but feel free as it makes me smile

[Marshmallo]

After last night's madness we'll enter the top 40 tonight. You'll probably be waiting a while for anything beyond tonight's write-ups, but more on that later.

[Guest The Phoenix]

Matty's hacked Marshmallo's account.

[wingsoverperthshire]

Rattle one up before the football Marshy.

[sparky88]

So much potential for this thread. Not even 10 in and we've got 58 pages of utter seethe.

Don't forget the seethe dressed up as 'Ach i'm not that bothered'.

[Marshmallo]

40. King Kebab

Post count: 13,307

Reputation: 1207

What you said: “twisted individual but i dig that, often raises a laugh with outrageous images.”

Did he get any first places?: No

The poll: Two fourth places, a fifth and a ninth were good for King Kebab to take a place in the top forty.

The poster: King Kebab is on this list for one reason as far as I’m concerned – he’s the undisputed king of the NSFW forum (or so my friend tells me). For years KK has posted a huge variety of images which are sometimes bizarre, sometimes sexy, and almost always interesting.

The Random Images thread is where he shines most frequently. Some have criticised him as simply “knowing how to use Google Images”, but I think that is a gross under appreciation of the stuff this guy comes up with. I will often look at his images and think “Who in the f**k came up with this?” or “Why is this even a thing?” or “Who took this photo?”. It inspires emotions, that much is true. Others have said he just posts a load of softcore pornography, but I would challenge this as well. There are some dece images and gifs of people hurting themselves, animals doing weird shit, vehicles overturning, and other things of that nature which have come to light as a result of KK’s posting. The porn is also there of course, but that’s no bad thing in moderation (so my friend tells me). These images are always something a bit different as well.

KK is also well known for ending every sentence with !!!. This is the case unless it is a question, where it will end with ???. This makes me laugh all on its own sometimes, and I’m not really sure why. It’s possibly when it’s coupled with his avatar. I actually imagine him to look like that guy, constantly making that facial expression while he posts up pictures of Japanese women covering their modesty with multiple octopi.

I’m sorry I can’t say more about his other postings (Falkirk are a much, much, much bigger club than East Fife so I have never shared a divisional forum with him), as for me he will always be the man associated with NSFW. If a picture paints a thousand words, King Kebab has said a huge amount and made a big impact on this forum. I’m not against this positioning on the list !!!

[DomDom]

I like King Kebab. Certainly a good addition to the list. Probably going to be thinking "should be higher" when morons start coming out.

[aw the biys]

Imagine what's on his hard drive?

Just pure mad porn.

[Enigma]

King Kebab was terrific before the NSFW forum was the NSFW forum and was instead 'The Nightshift', this was before the "Sunday Sport" rule came into being.