xbl Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 I can't see anyone (apart from yourself) actually quoting any posts you've made in the past though, as soon as Ron is mentioned someone posted "Ronkers".he has a legacy, you don't. Who else is on the "long list"? If I was feeling nasty, I could quote a few of your own previous posts referencing other memorable things I've said. But I won't. My name and legacy of a million memories lives on, we both know it, and it quite clearly drives you wild. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Someone give PerthshireBell a Mars bar, the fat fucker is losing it again He really doesn't like you does he? I take it you prodded him into a meltdown at some point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky88 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 I always thought the platinum option thing was a little bit greedy by Div. A little selfish. The website was going from strength to strength as he lost focus and became absolutely obsessed by greed, power, control and material wealth. Thankfully, we've only seen this is small bursts in recent years, accepting really annoying adverts at the detriment of the end-user. I believe fatherhood has toned these urges, and while he might never reach Perthshire, its clear he's settled, and still passionate about making this website the success that it is. For this, we are all eternally grateful, as a forum is only a reflection it's community. Joined: 11 October 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aw the biys Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Joined: 11 October 2013 A good day for me. Found 50p at the end of the driveway and managed to nudge the last Snickers out of the vending machine at work when no-one was looking. Hot pot for dinner too, if I remember correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted November 5, 2013 Author Share Posted November 5, 2013 42. Monster Post count: 25,862 Reputation: 1206 What you said: “How P&B should be. Good laugh and doesn't take himself too seriously, though not as prominent nowadays. Some awesome rants.” “Subliminal comedian when he posts.” Did he get any first places?: No The poll: Three votes for Monster, two of which were second places. He had more ‘podium’ votes than three of the poll’s top twenty. The poster: Monster would’ve been higher if this vote had been held a couple of years ago, I’m pretty certain of that. In my first couple of years on this site he was one of the most prominent posters in General Nonsense and was well liked by pretty much everyone for his humour and rants, as mentioned by those who voted for him. The two second place votes he received would seem to back that up, and I think a few people who’ve been on here a while will probably be annoyed that they left him out. These days Monster can mostly be found posting about bevvy as far as I can see. He is by far the top poster in the Bargain Booze thread, where his contributions are greatly appreciated. On more than one occasion throughout my time at University I was alerted to an opportunity to purchase a cheap crate of Tennents lager by one of Monster’s posts in said topic, which undoubtedly led to me getting off with some real horror shows in one of Edinburgh’s best night spots. I salute you for that, Monster. As I said, most of Monster’s best work was done a few years ago, so I’m unfortunately drawing a bit of a blank with regards any individual highlights from years gone by. I do recall a post of his to StewartyMac regarding an implied sexual encounter with Kilt being hilarious, I managed to dig it out: “"Oh, look at me, I'm Stewarty, I like Big Country, I get my barbour jackets from Harrods, I'm too good for desperate bisexual hobo sex!"” His abuse of Kilt was very enjoyable overall actually. Monster wasn’t afraid to call Kilt out for being a creepy weirdo to a number of female P&B posters, and I respect that. This is another poster I feel I haven’t done justice, so apologies for that. Some of the older guard can maybe do a bit better than me on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Monster's a brilliant poster and that was a shite write up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted November 5, 2013 Author Share Posted November 5, 2013 Monster's a brilliant poster and that was a shite write up. I agree on both points as I said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Monsters wife comes from the same village as my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingsoverperthshire Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Monsters wife comes from the same village as my wife. Pair o' monsters ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Top bloke and a gentleman as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Monsters wife comes from the same village as my wife. Do your children, if you have any, tremble on entering a train? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 I don't have any kids, I think Monster and Mrs Monster do. I remember thinking that maybe my wife is actually Monster's wife and that she was living a double life splitting her time between us. I wouldn't really mind this as it'd give me more time to finish my novel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Some people think I'm Ronkers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Monsters wife comes from the same village as my wife. You're my wife now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddie06smfc Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Nobody has remembered a single post you have made... Well, apart from the post about the averagey looking cocktease Which one is it going to be? They do remember, or they don't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 You're my wife now. Is it like in prison? I'm OK with this btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Is it like in prison? I'm OK with this btw. ^^^ Hasn't seen League of Gentlemen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Monster used to get wound up by folk with them thinking he was a jolly old soak because he was a tubby guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 ^^^ Hasn't seen League of Gentlemen I have seen it, I just want mine and Sweet Pete's relationship to be like we are in prison? Is that so bad? Can't you give me this one thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Monster also has a few dece pairs of trainers. Some boi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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