philpy Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Nah, I made it up. Don't think you could even get a decent signal inside a bin to be honest. Unless he's on the hobofone network. £20 a month, 500 jakey to jakey minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 New here so not understanding the hostility Sir, but was the Collector a serial alias ? Just asking. So much hostility. Might head back to the Junior forum for peace. Cheerio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 I'm not even ashamed to admit I sniggered at "hobofone'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingsoverperthshire Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 This thread is the reason I'm not out deerstalking. Well, this and a progressive cold that hasn't peaked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Nah, I made it up. Don't think you could even get a decent signal inside a bin to be honest. Unless he's on the hobofone network. £20 a month, 500 jakey to jakey minutes. oh, philpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Nah, I made it up. Don't think you could even get a decent signal inside a bin to be honest. Unless he's on the hobofone network. £20 a month, 500 jakey to jakey minutes. That's twice you've made me laugh. Confound you, you c**t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Is this true? Scenes if so. Wooshed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 For what it's worth if the op had asked for a top 20 to be submitted xbl would've been fairly close to making my list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 This thread could rival the 50 worst posters thread if it keeps going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 I attempted an alias once a few years back. It didn't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingsoverperthshire Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 His uncle's allowed to deputise for him though.. I would like to think that I've been allowed back because of the positive actions I've taken to rekindle my life. Do you even do hydrotherapy? What I can tell you is that 'The Collector' took his ban with a pinch of salt. He's potentially world class at Tennis, so he's been hitting the courts of Craiglockart with his usual success. Some posters are desperate to return because they have issues (and I would have include myself in this group) but Eric a huge loss to the community, but he owes us way more than we could ever repay. The collector was our Mandela, a leader a man of the people, a man not afraid to break the rules for the greater good of his community. Except the Collectors is actually fair skinned, unlike Mandela who' Black. Will he be back? Who knows but never give up hope friends for the return of the prodigal son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Ach I'm just winding you up, xbl. You'd be nowhere near my top 20. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Ach I'm just winding you up, xbl. You'd be nowhere near my top 20. Of course, I know the truth. You'd be lost without me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Lexi was an utter shit stain of a poster. He won't be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 I would like to think that I've been allowed back because of the positive actions I've taken to rekindle my life. Do you even do hydrotherapy? What I can tell you is that 'The Collector' took his ban with a pinch of salt. He's potentially world class at Tennis, so he's been hitting the courts of Craiglockart with his usual success. Some posters are desperate to return because they have issues (and I would have include myself in this group) but Eric a huge loss to the community, but he owes us way more than we could ever repay. The collector was our Mandela, a leader a man of the people, a man not afraid to break the rules for the greater good of his community. Except the Collectors is actually fair skinned, unlike Mandela who' Black. Will he be back? Who knows but never give up hope friends for the return of the prodigal son. Shut up, he was a fud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 The collector was a dece poster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 I would like to think that I've been allowed back because of the positive actions I've taken to rekindle my life. Do you even do hydrotherapy? Does it involve an enema? If so, I admit I've been tempted, if administered by a comely ex-Stasi officer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingsoverperthshire Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Does it involve an enema? If so, I admit I've been tempted, if administered by a comely ex-Stasi officer. I'm sorry but you left behind your FK postcode (good choice) travelled north to Perthshire (excellent choice) and travelled even further north (awful choice) to....... Inverness - 'The gateway to the artic circle'. For these reasons and your rather crud response to a genuine question I would rather not converse with you this evening. Please note I'm not completely closing the door on you as I'm a reformist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamDFC Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Every single one of these topics has turned into an embarrassing, self-depricating shit-fest of the highest order. To keep my brain positively feng shui, I like to think that somewhere — probably deep in space — an alternative plain of reality exists where xbl and Standfree03 inhabit the same moderately dry bedsit-come-boat-space, living in peaceful (if not sexually explicit) balance with one another. Then, on the other side of that coin, theres another plain of reality that's filled with explosions. Hundreds and thousands of explosions, wiping out any trace or memory of that thought. Why can't you both just get along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 The collector turned into an excellent poster, a shame he's gone. Sexy Stella was a wee babe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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