Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 I ordered it on Friday and it dropped through my door about ten minutes ago. Rapid service from Teckle. Good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 The women who work in Grant's local post office fucking hate him. With good cause; he's a bit of a c**t. Just kidding, Grant. I love you ya big ride. Teckle Hall of Famer Chris Brookmyre continues to spread the good word in the Herald's 'Book of 2013' section: http://www.heraldscotland.com/books-poetry/comment-debate/the-books-of-2013-part-two.22752612 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 I'm sure it's great, but I'm not paying a £1 to get by their paywall. cough*copyandpaste*cough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 I'm sure it's great, but I'm not paying a £1 to get by their paywall. cough*copyandpaste*cough Odd how it let me see it when I'm not a subscriber. Must ken I'm a good c**t. Not that I'm saying you're a bad c**t, Knightswood. Give me a minute and I'll copy and paste it. Here you go, cunto: Christopher Brookmyre, novelist The Tartan Special One by Barry Phillips (Teckle Books, £7.99) was an anarchic fantasy about the ongoing battle for the very soul of Scottish football, and that rare beast these days, a novel unashamedly comic in its intent. I frequently had tears running down my face as I laughed at Phillips's soaringly deranged imagination and joyfully inventive profanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Odd how it let me see it when I'm not a subscriber. Must ken I'm a good c**t. Not that I'm saying you're a bad c**t, Knightswood. Give me a minute and I'll copy and paste it. Here you go, cunto: Christopher Brookmyre, novelist The Tartan Special One by Barry Phillips (Teckle Books, £7.99) was an anarchic fantasy about the ongoing battle for the very soul of Scottish football, and that rare beast these days, a novel unashamedly comic in its intent. I frequently had tears running down my face as I laughed at Phillips's soaringly deranged imagination and joyfully inventive profanity. The Hearld website lets you look at so many articles, then asks you to pay. I could have cleared my cookies and got back in, but you highflying writer types need to remember where you came from, so I thought I'd make you work for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Not that I'm saying you're a bad c**t, Knightswood. The Hearld website lets you look at so many articles, then asks you to pay. I could have cleared my cookies and got back in, but you highflying writer types need to remember where you came from, so I thought I'd make you work for it. Previous statement regarding your c**t status retracted, pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 A mate has procured me a copy from Word Power, get it next week. Moist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Great read so far, liked The Smiths reference, in the Derry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Finding this hard to read due to laughing out loud at least once a page. A man, a flying man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Finished it 15 minutes ago on the train to work. Fantastic effort. Laughed so much that at one point on the train home yesterday half the carriage was laughing at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Finished it 15 minutes ago on the train to work. Fantastic effort. Laughed so much that at one point on the train home yesterday half the carriage was laughing at me. I'm still waiting on mine. The postie is getting tombstone piledrivered next time I see him. The p***k that he is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 I'm still waiting on mine. The postie is getting tombstone piledrivered next time I see him. The p***k that he is! Not just me then. Not pointing fingers but it looks like Dundee Royal Mail have "re-directed" all the books marked for foreign parts to their own friends and family.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 I'm still waiting on mine. The postie is getting tombstone piledrivered next time I see him. The p***k that he is! That's Austria for you. Full of all the good for nothing, lazy Germanic types who just weren't good enough to get into Switzerland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 That's Austria for you. Full of all the good for nothing, lazy Germanic types who just weren't good enough to get into Switzerland. Right, get your wrestling Lederhosen on Ross, your tea's oot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 12 Ruelsteiner Street. And bring unt Mutter anaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Right, get your wrestling Lederhosen on Ross, your tea's oot! Is tea drinker an insult in Austria as well as in Switzerland? If it is, you're the only tea drinker here! I'll be waiting with my Alpen horn in hand sir, you're getting Schwinger Konnig'd to f*ck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Is tea drinker an insult in Austria as well as in Switzerland? If it is, you're the only tea drinker here! I'll be waiting with my Alpen horn in hand sir, you're getting Schwinger Konnig'd to f*ck. NSFW forum for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Yaassssss! The threat of the Undertaker's finishing move obviously scared the postie into action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Only 3 left on the shelf in Groucho's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackie The Staggie Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Just finished the book and have to say it lived up to the hype of the blog (in fact in my view it's surpassed the blog by a country mile). I was once asked to stop reading the book during my lunch break by a few people on the neighbouring table due to the fits of laughter I often found myself in, I of course embraced my inner Jocky and got them Telt!!! To be fair, after the fit of giggles subsided and I re-read the same part again and it was still as funny as it was the first time round. Also fair do's on the letters, I thought there would have been a bit generic apart from a few tweaks and twists, but from the examples posted on here they bare no resemblance to my one, so much kudos on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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