Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Absolutely. If P&B's bank of emoticons had one waving a dildo we'd be using it right now. I felt that it was only right to correct this grave injustice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Could have made an interesting back page on the book. Oor dildo! Your dildo! A'body's dildo! Perhaps be better on the "50 shades of jute" follow-up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamDFC Posted November 20, 2013 Author Share Posted November 20, 2013 Hold on Eine fucking Minuten here, people. I was sitting having lunch (a shredded beef burrito, non-the-less), thinking to my self, 'ah, that's bra' news — the book's arrived. And look, Grant's obviously been out and got himself a decent polo-shirt too. Rock on, Grant.' Then I saw it. Is that... no. Surely not... ...is that... is that LEE WILKIES FACE floating above Grant's new polo-shirt? f**k have you been shoppin', Granto? I'm feeling uneasy about this whole thing now. Get it sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Sweet Keith the Mongoose Wright.... GET OOT THE HOOSE, GRANT! YOU'RE BEING HAUNTED BY LEE WILKIE'S SOUL! BURN ALL THE BOOKS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Grants hoose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 f**k sake I just laughed loudly in public reading Liam and Barry's comments! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 f**k sake I just laughed loudly in public reading Liam and Barry's comments! Same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 f**k. I'm sitting in a bar in Wolverhampton giggling away whilst the weird-talking locals are giving me funny looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Snorted out loud at work. Cheers Liam. Also, come to Enfield wi the Clapton boys on Saturday, its some boys birthday and I bought a Luchador mask yesterday as part of my 'FUCKIN YAS I'M LEAVING LONDON' celebrations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamDFC Posted November 20, 2013 Author Share Posted November 20, 2013 Snorted out loud at work. Cheers Liam. Also, come to Enfield wi the Clapton boys on Saturday, its some boys birthday and I bought a Luchador mask yesterday as part of my 'FUCKIN YAS I'M LEAVING LONDON' celebrations. Nae bather mate. All in a day's skive, aye. In a bizarre turn of events I'll actually be in Enfield on Saturday (working), but I'll see if I can stick my head in for a jar or two. I'll be towards Bush Hill Park which is just South, will drop you a PM in a bit. Is that you leaving London for good now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Anyone still got the Courier with the piece on the book from a couple of days ago? Can't find it online, if anybody could be arsed scanning and posting it in a readable form I'd be chuffed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Are you on Android? I was suffering the same problems, so uninstalled and then reinstalled and I can edit posts no problem now. No, I've an iPhone and I've uninstalled as reinstalled more times than I care to mention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Anyone still got the Courier with the piece on the book from a couple of days ago? Can't find it online, if anybody could be arsed scanning and posting it in a readable form I'd be chuffed. I`ve got a copy but nae scanner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nizzy Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Brilliant, cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinkle Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 That futba looks ancient. Shouldve gave you ane of they new fangled Nike balls mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Bump. I've just painted my front door to give this baby a special welcome when the postie walks up the path. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomDom Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Someone better be in my house to fucking get this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Nae bather mate. All in a day's skive, aye. In a bizarre turn of events I'll actually be in Enfield on Saturday (working), but I'll see if I can stick my head in for a jar or two. I'll be towards Bush Hill Park which is just South, will drop you a PM in a bit. Is that you leaving London for good now? Aye, offered a job in Fife so I'm bolting North in mid-december back to Dundee, so that'll be laugh. This is where we'll be: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enfield_1893_F.C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Yeah I was worried about this as well - especially wanting two copies. I'm often in the Waterstones anyway, the upstairs Costa is best in town by miles and believe me - they vary greatly across the 4-5 branches. Over the counter is nae bather. I might ask if I can get it in a brown bag or if not - double plastic bag it as I don't want to offend anyone to enhance the staff interest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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