KnightswoodBear Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Great to see you, Gus. Hope the gig went well and you returned home safely. Gus is now thinking "gig? did I go to a gig? Last thing i remember is looking at his lovely hair, him buying me a drink and whispering "wha's in cherge here? Yas" then it all went fuzzy and I woke up in a bin with the smell of jet pack fuel on me and a connect four piece gently placed between my buttocks" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Ahah I did achieve a gig and for a change I actually remember it all because I only had a couple of refreshments! Was great to meet the man again though, he's giving off the confident vibe of a future best selling author. In all serious it was great to meet up with you again mate, your missus did the legwork to make sure it happened when she knew I'd be down in the G postcode area on Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamDFC Posted November 9, 2013 Author Share Posted November 9, 2013 Gus is now thinking "gig? did I go to a gig? Last thing i remember is looking at his lovely hair, him buying me a drink and whispering "wha's in cherge here? Yas" then it all went fuzzy and I woke up in a bin with the smell of jet pack fuel on me and a connect four piece gently placed between my buttocks" Worth every penny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 I'm all out of Charlie Greens Knightswood but I'll be back for your post. Top stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Jocky's thoughts on Scotland v USA can be found here. Next week will see an exclusive excerpt from The Tartan Special One hit the P&B homepage. In further exciting but slightly terrifying news, I'm going to be a guest on Off the Ball on November 30th. Hiya Stuart and Tam! Hiya pals! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 See when you inevitably go on the Graham Norton show, can you do me a wee favour? Smack the c**t's puss and shout "That's fae pie n Bovril for being an unfunny c**t". Probably do your publicity a world of good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 See when you inevitably go on the Graham Norton show, can you do me a wee favour? Smack the c**t's puss and shout "That's fae pie n Bovril for being an unfunny c**t". Probably do your publicity a world of good. Consider it done, NBB. I'll even throw in an elbow drop off the couch his guests sit on. I reckon I'll get the three count before I'm dragged kicking and screaming out the studio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamDFC Posted November 15, 2013 Author Share Posted November 15, 2013 A wee request fae your auld pal Liam: Could you print this out and stash it inside Tam Cowan's hutch? It might confuse him the next time he crawls inside for a wee sleep. x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 A wee request fae your auld pal Liam: Could you print this out and stash it inside Tam Cowan's hutch? It might confuse him the next time he crawls inside for a wee sleep. x Done. It's nae bather, pal x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 If you're taking requests can you walk into the studio drinking a Martini and wearing a Fedora? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Jocky's thoughts on Scotland v USA can be found here. Next week will see an exclusive excerpt from The Tartan Special One hit the P&B homepage. In further exciting but slightly terrifying news, I'm going to be a guest on Off the Ball on November 30th. Hiya Stuart and Tam! Hiya pals! Mind your P's & Q's Barry, don't do a Quitongo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Jocky's thoughts on Scotland v USA can be found here. Next week will see an exclusive excerpt from The Tartan Special One hit the P&B homepage. In further exciting but slightly terrifying news, I'm going to be a guest on Off the Ball on November 30th. Hiya Stuart and Tam! Hiya pals! Yaaass. Surely a suitable medium for the Lorne/Square debate to re-surface.All hail Boochir, Lord of the coos lips and bovine pish-flaps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 If you're taking requests can you walk into the studio drinking a Martini and wearing a Fedora? That's my regular weekend headwear and tipple, Kid, so aye, nae bather. Mind your P's & Q's Barry, don't do a Quitongo. My manners are impeccable, Zen. I'll apologise profusely the first time a "c**t" slips out. Yaaass. Surely a suitable medium for the Lorne/Square debate to re-surface. All hail Boochir, Lord of the coos lips and bovine pish-flaps One of the few things fellow Taysider Cosgrove and I will agree on is that it's Lorne, jagfox. HAIL BOOCHIR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 My manners are impeccable, Zen. I'll apologise profusely the first time a "c**t" slips out. Surely thats the first time a p***k 'slips out' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 That's my regular weekend headwear and tipple, Kid, so aye, nae bather. My manners are impeccable, Zen. I'll apologise profusely the first time a "c**t" slips out. One of the few things fellow Taysider Cosgrove and I will agree on is that it's Lorne, jagfox. HAIL BOOCHIR! Cunto at Partick Meer cat called this Lorne. His accent did have a twang right enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 1384554207350.jpg Cunto at Partick Meer cat called this Lorne. His accent did have a twang right enough Get them telt, jagfox. If any c**t wants to argue their non-calling-it-lorne point here I'm prepared to engage in physical combat over the matter. In other news I plan on presenting Stuart and Tam a signed, semi-naked author portrait of myself live on air on Off the Ball. The photo is dangerously erotic. It's me going taps aff holding a football. It's a whole new definition of Sexy Futba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Get them telt, jagfox. If any c**t wants to argue their non-calling-it-lorne point here I'm prepared to engage in physical combat over the matter. In other news I plan on presenting Stuart and Tam a signed, semi-naked author portrait of myself live on air on Off the Ball. The photo is dangerously erotic. It's me going taps aff holding a football. It's a whole new definition of Sexy Futba. Engage Cosgrove on his KB from Sri Lanka and of course 'the Cosgrove Passage' discourse we exchanged a while back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 I think that between now and then we should try and decide on a word or phrase that Barry has to casually slip into conversation with Stuart and Tam. It'll be like baz's own wee love letter to Pie and Bovril. When we hear it, we'll all well up and say "Aye". Kind of like Bobby Di Nero in Goodfellas when Joe Pesci is getting his button. Excited like we've all been made. Except without Barry being shot in the face in Stuart's garage. On that note, I'll go with "I always wanted to be a gangster" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 It'll be like baz's own wee love letter to Pie and Bovril. When we hear it, we'll all well up and say "Aye". Kind of like Bobby Di Nero in Goodfellas when Joe Pesci is getting his button. Excited like we've all been made. If asked I'll say nothing but good things about this place and the people who post here. P&B made me. I'm fully aware of that. This whole writing a book thing wouldn't be happening without it. The acknowledgements section of the book includes thanks to "Dave McDonald (Div) and everyone at Pie & Bovril". It's a genuine and heartfelt tip of the cap to this site and the good people who make it what it is. When I punch Stuart Cosgrove in the crotch live on Off the Ball I want you all to know I did it for P&B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 I've got something in my eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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