Derek Patterson Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 I don't know what I'm more excited/aroused by. The impending release of this or the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Special. Just had a vision of Jocky as an alternate new timelord. Getting Daleks telt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 My order will also be late, but I expect at least a quarter of the letter as a reward for the ten minutes I spent at the bus crawl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Just had a vision of Jocky as an alternate new timelord. Getting Daleks telt. Doctor Wha? edit: Barry, I'm claiming any future royalties on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Hell, if being one of the Bus Crawllers is getting us cheeky wee extras - VIP packages you might say - I'm expecting at least a kilo of Benzo Fury to accompany my book and letter. Could make for an even more surreal read than I'm already expecting. I've been given the first batch of names to write letters to, J, and as expected yours is top of the list. I'll be all over it tonight. And every night for the forseeable future. I was crazy to agree to this letter fae Jocky carry on. CRAZY. Just had a vision of Jocky as an alternate new timelord. Getting Daleks telt. f**k yes. Doctor Wha. Doctor Wha? edit: Barry, I'm claiming any future royalties on that. GOD DAMMIT KNIGHTSWOOD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 That is smashing! I was also fairly conscious of the fact I was quite drunk and didn't want to come across as a complete weirdo. I often scare strangers at the bar of various pubs and clubs with absurd ramblings. I feel your pain bro. That said, if that goes as badly for me as it does for you, I've found that communicating through the medium of dance to be just as effective(and by that I mean not effective at all). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 f**k yes. Doctor Wha. GOD DAMMIT KNIGHTSWOOD. Just send the (blank) cheque out to my agent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 How many pre-orders does this have now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 The glacial pace pedestrians move at in St Andrews would often see telt mode engaged as I went about my business. I have things to see and people to do, and as such I walk fast. The fact I moved onto pastures new without having DDT'd anyone is remarkable. I still live in that nightmare. Never considered the DDT though... Until now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamDFC Posted November 4, 2013 Author Share Posted November 4, 2013 I still live in that nightmare. Never considered the DDT though... Until now! Barry's departure from the Kingdom and subsequent relocation to Glasgow reminds me (in more ways than one) of Snake Plisken's Escape From LA. Now there was a c**t wi bra' hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Barry's departure from the Kingdom and subsequent relocation to Glasgow reminds me (in more ways than one) of Snake Plisken's Escape From LA. Now there was a c**t wi bra' hair. I urge any Pie and Bovrilers that meet Barry to approach him and say "dundeebarry? I wiz telt you wur deid" from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Is the sequel going to be an autobiography of DB and GD's time in charge of benzo airways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 I urge any Pie and Bovrilers that meet Barry to approach him and say "dundeebarry? I wiz telt you wur deid" from now on.He gets that a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Is the sequel going to be an autobiography of DB and GD's time in charge of benzo airways? Hopefully it's called the Ehviator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Now there was a c**t wi bra' hair. Fucking right, Nae bunnet's for that boy! Only had one eye an aw', hard as f**k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamDFC Posted November 4, 2013 Author Share Posted November 4, 2013 A c**t like that doesn'y need twa ehs Twisty! What the first eh kens, the first eh Fucken Kens.Doesn'y need nae other dafty secondary eh-bah tae confirm or deny the scene, aye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 A c**t like that doesn'y need twa ehs Twisty! What the first eh kens, the first eh Fucken Kens. Doesn'y need nae other drafty secondary eh-bah tae confirm or deny the vision, aye. This makes no sense at all and the fact that this is an edit makes even less sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 This makes no sense at all and the fact that this is an edit makes even less sense. Boys layin doon wisdom, zen. Pay heed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Boys layin doon wisdom, zen. Pay heed! Still no. And I have never paid for heed in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 I feel your pain bro. That said, if that goes as badly for me as it does for you, I've found that communicating through the medium of dance to be just as effective(and by that I mean not effective at all). We suffer for our art, man. I'm often seen on the dancefloor cutting shapes on my own. It's a lonely life, being artists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeckleBooks Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Excitingly, the book will now contain a section of DVD Extras with more words of wisdom from Jocky. This has absolutely nada to do with me miscalculating the book's extent and needing to fill several pages at the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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