chomp my root Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 You're missing a trick Barry, you could get the action figures going as well, if you think back to star wars figures, the fairmuir club could be your millenium falcon. Kids could 'whoosh' Jocky around, fighting various baddies (like MAC) shouting "wha's in cherge cunto" etc. Just picture that scene of domestic bliss, you owe to kids everywhere to make it happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Jocky's running the show on the P&B homepage. Click here to find out wha's in cherge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 If there is merchandising on the go put my name down for a Derek "Soapy" Souttar testicle flannel. My last one is well worn, ken? Teckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Just ordered the f**k out of this book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paris Hilltoon Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 ^^^ That email address is gonna get spammed the f**k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Ordered. Really need to find time to sit and read though! Got Steve Moz's book the day it came out but only had the chance to get about 50 odd pages in. Expecting this to be a massive portion of teckle though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 ^^^ That email address is gonna get spammed the f**k. It's only used for ordering stuff online anyway. That'll add to the 200 odd spam emails I get daily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cement Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Ordered. Good luck with the venture guys. If you meet the real jocky soon tell him to stay the f**k away from stirling. Telt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydave Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 What is the estimated date of arrival ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Cheers folks. October advance orders went really well, and for the next three weeks I'll mostly be writing letters from Jocky. They'll be folded up and stuck in the front page of your copy of the book. If they stink of booze and love, fear not - that's just what I smell like. What is the estimated date of arrival ? Grant and I will get the books from the printers on the 20th November. We'll be spending the 21st and 22nd getting them in envelopes and to the post office. From there it all depends how teckle yer postie is. The book is out on the 23rd November. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Grant and I will get the books from the printers on the 20th November. We'll be spending the 21st and 22nd getting them in envelopes and to the post office. From there it all depends how teckle yer postie is. ^^^ Doing it wrong. Shouldn't you literary types have interns to do this menial type of stuff? Leaving you free to work on the "difficult, 2nd" novel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 The book is out on the 23rd November. Excellent, so being 11hrs ahead of GMT I should have reached chapter 3 before any of you cuntos have even removed the wrapping and enjoyed that new book smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Excellent, so being 11hrs ahead of GMT I should have reached chapter 3 before any of you cuntos have even removed the wrapping and enjoyed that new book smell. Don't think that's the olefactory experience Barry is promising! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 ^^^ Doing it wrong. Shouldn't you literary types have interns to do this menial type of stuff? Leaving you free to work on the "difficult, 2nd" novel? Teckle Books embraces the do-it-yourself punk rock ethos, Swarley. We're the stamp-licking Malcolm McLaren and Johnny Rotten of the literary scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 There's no book. He's duped you all. Taken your money and jetpacking off to the far east. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Ordered. Really need to find time to sit and read though! Got Steve Moz's book the day it came out but only had the chance to get about 50 odd pages in. Expecting this to be a massive portion of teckle though. If its as 'laugh out loud' funny as Stevens effort, then everyones a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 There's no book. He's duped you all. Taken your money and jetpacking off to the far east. Far East you say? I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 I want a specially illustrated image of a jet pack cat on mines. No excuses, I WANT THIS!!!! Plus as a paying customer, well you know the saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 I want a specially illustrated image of a jet pack cat on mines. No excuses, I WANT THIS!!!! Plus as a paying customer, well you know the saying. My artistic skills stretch as far as drawing cocks with spunk spurting out them and carving pumpkins with words like "TELT". No dice, Widge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 My artistic skills stretch as far as drawing cocks with spunk spurting out them and carving pumpkins with words like "TELT". No dice, Widge You're missing a trick actually, there's a very talented Dundee fan (haha, suppose there had to be one) who draws great paint pictures, should have got him to do the cover art and some pictures for it, including a portrait of the author. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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