Newbornbairn Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Funnily enough I had to get my passport and driving licence photos taken the day after I got the snip. Sitting on that wee hard stool gave me an expression that followed me around for ten years. Even the Customs Officer at Washington airport grimaced sympathetically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Thank f**k I'm never likely to need the snip. BTW, when would one use the term "testes" instead of "testicles"? Genuine question (I really have nothing better to do!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 did you know that "testify" comes from testes, as the Romans would swear oaths while holding their knackers. I learned that off QI.. I was always amused as a kid when caught up in a big crowd coming out of Easter Road and crossing the infamous "Bridge of Doom" some unknowing punter would always catch his knackers on a bollard there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Or in my case, the antiques roadshow... Phworr! That's really kinky. Still, I'd guess Steff and Lib sucking nuts beats the men who wear their glasses around their necks on little gold chains by a fair stretch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skintight Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 I had the snip and it was relatively painless. There was mild discomfort for a couple of days but nothing to the pain some have described. No wonder women think men can't handle pain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Maybe you just had very small balls that weren't noticeable? Man-sized balls, man-sized pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skintight Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 No the smaller the area, the harder it is for the surgeon and therefore the pain would increase. Man up to the pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 I got the sack from my job at the company that makes Tickle Me Elmo dolls for gluing bollocks on them. Turns out I was supposed to give the dolls two test tickles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 I was playing football a week later. It is the few days after the anaesthetic wears off. There's a deep aching kind of pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappiecat Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 I was considering getting snipped, so I started reading about it, apparently 30% of men are left with PERMANENT testicular pain. I'm not a gambler... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 ^^^ last in the queue when they were dishing them out. Whit, baws? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 I was considering getting snipped, so I started reading about it, apparently 30% of men are left with PERMANENT testicular pain. I'm not a gambler... Yup. I'm one of the 30%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappiecat Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Yup. I'm one of the 30%. Unlucky mate, I'd say I feel for you, but given the context... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookies Love Me Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Here's the best advice that you will ever hear: Never, under any circumstances, get the snip under local anaesthetic. "Hello surgeon! Please cut my ball sack open and pull my spunk delivery tubes out through the hole and scalpel the fuckers while I'm wide awake. Thank you!" Been there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyman Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Having some cunny funt flicking your nut sack. That is an excruciating pain that does not leave in a hurry!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 I received a blow to the left testicle (and part of the cock) on Saturday at the football. I had to sit down in agony for a good 15 minutes. I couldn't even speak such was the misery. I iced the testicle later that night. It seems to be ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 I was considering getting snipped, so I started reading about it, apparently 30% of men are left with PERMANENT testicular pain. I'm not a gambler... One for the other thread: Top tip: Save getting folk up the diff and a 30% chance of being in pain for life by sticking to the GILFs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 One for the other thread: Top tip: Save getting folk up the diff and a 30% chance of being in pain for life by sticking to the GILFs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrshireTon Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 At least no one on here has been insane enough to have used VEET on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 It's a strange feeling post dunt before the pain arrives where you hope it just caught the cock. Then the pain starts to build in your gut, then your throat and you just don't know when it'll stop. As a rule, I always refused to spend time with anyone who thinks a 'boaby flick' is acceptable behaviour. cuntbaggery of the highest order. 100% True but I must say I'm doubled over laughing at your last paragraph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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