KeeperDee Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Got hit in the balls by my father with a golf ball. Resulted in one of them going up, which also resulted in me needing surgery to get it back down. Still got the scar. Happened when I was 5/6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Got hit in the balls by my father with a golf ball. Resulted in one of them going up, which also resulted in me needing surgery to get it back down. Still got the scar. Happened when I was 5/6. Did your dad get a Mulligan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Did your dad get a Mulligan? Funnily enough, it was in our front garden; makes me question whether he meant it or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 I was in hospital when I was 15 with a twisted stomach problem. Guy in the next bed had a problem with his bollocks. Turned out he had been out on Guy Fawkes night, returned home and his dog was going tonto at the noise from the fireworks going off. Dog ran and jumped up at him knocking his baws straight up into him. Poor lad had to wait three days for the operation to get them put back in their rightful place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Appart from football shots and being kicked there more than once ive not had any serious issues with the hem haws. Though a few years back i got what can only be described as a cramping sensation in my right bollock. It was very sudden and intense, thankfully it didnt last long, but it was fucking horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Charles Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 I get pain down the left side when I wake up most of the time. The baggier the boxer, the worse it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Sitting down too quickly on a plastic school seat, resulting in a squashed baw. No picnic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diegomarahenry Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 I get pain down the left side when I wake up most of the time. The baggier the boxer, the worse it is. May be a kink in the tube or a varicose vein/twisted testi It can cause a small blockage that will clear once you stand up and they hang naturally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 How is it possible to start getting a dull ache in my balls just reading this thread? They were fine before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Though a few years back i got what can only be described as a cramping sensation in my right bollock. It was very sudden and intense, thankfully it didnt last long, but it was fucking horrible. I know exactly what you mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanny paddery Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 How is it possible to start getting a dull ache in my balls just reading this thread? They were fine before. I am exactly the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lithgierose Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 I get pain down the left side when I wake up most of the time. The baggier the boxer, the worse it is. you should use a thai boxer next time.they look like wee light guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddie06smfc Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 I'm getting the snip in a matter of weeks. Should be fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Here's the best advice that you will ever hear: Never, under any circumstances, get the snip under local anaesthetic. "Hello surgeon! Please cut my ball sack open and pull my spunk delivery tubes out through the hole and scalpel the fuckers while I'm wide awake. Thank you!" Yep, this above all. Worth mentioning that the local anaesthesia is given by injection direct into the baws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 I'm getting the snip in a matter of weeks. Should be fun. Good luck, sore for some time afterwards too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lithgierose Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 I'm getting the snip in a matter of weeks. Should be fun. no wind up mate,i got it done a few years ago,was back at work about two hours after op.older brother got it done a few years before and had baws like coconuts.times have changed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 I once ended up in A&E after fainting in the shower after experiencing some pain in one of my testicles. Turned out I had twisted it running for the bus. Not pleasent at all, but made for an interesting excuse to not do PE at school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 What is the motivation for you guys getting the snip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 I had a cyst on my testicle when I was 17/18. Terrified me to be honest - convinced it was cancer. Anyway, in and out of hospital the same day, no bother. Had the op on Friday and back to work (as a door to door salesman) on the Monday. I've been referred for the snip. In terms of motivation, first off I want no more kids. No "surprises" for me, thanks. Secondly, for years the wife has been doing odd things to her blood chemistry to prevent conception. The latest wheeze was "the implant" which has been a nightmare from day 1. Mood swings, weight piling on, arguments and teariness comeing far too easily since the day it went in, and she's gotten really quite unhappy in herself. It runs out in a year and we've been discussing what happens then. I decided to go for the snip, so she doesn't have to keep doing things to herself that often have bad side effects. No kids and a quieter life - that'll do me. I hope it is pain free. Oddly, she's the one that keeps saying stuff like "what of I die and you meet someone else?". Stuff I just have not thought about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 I have had varicose veins in my nuts Epididymal cyst Vasectomy My nuts have been through the mill but are still functioning at a high level Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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